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A walnut was walking on the road and suddenly said, how thick-skinned I am!
There is a coke can on the road, and I feel bored when I walk. Suddenly, I said, I'm so coke!
A heater was walking on the road, helping passers-by conveniently, and suddenly said, I am so enthusiastic!
A key was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am Qu Yuan! I'll look up and down for that lock!
An electric meter was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am a scholar! Look for him in the crowd!
A tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole while walking. Walking, he suddenly said, we are not QQ!
A hawthorn is married and walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, my face is so red!
A hawthorn divorced, walking on the road suddenly said, my heart is so sour!
A hawthorn remarried and walked on the road, suddenly saying, I have a child in my stomach!
A tea bag was walking on the road and suddenly said, I really want to be soaked!
A dumpling stuffing was walking on the road and suddenly said, I really want to be wrapped!
A lighter was walking on the road and suddenly said that his stomach was full of gas and he wanted to get angry!
A cockroach was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am strong!
A thimble was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm on it!
An ice cream was walking on the road and suddenly said, I'm cold!
A spider was walking on the road and suddenly said, I still want to surf the internet!
A fish was walking on the road and suddenly said, I like diving every day!
A Guan Yu was walking on the road, and suddenly he said, I rode thousands of miles alone!
An eagle was walking on the road and met a bear. Suddenly, he said, we are playing with the eagle and the bear!
A compass was walking on the road and suddenly said, why can't I find the north?
An earthworm was walking on the road and suddenly said, why can't I find my legs?
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