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A story about hard work and courage
Late at night, the voice of reading suddenly came from the Buddhist temple. The young monk was frightened and thought there was a ghost inside, so he immediately reported it to the old monk. So the old monk led the young monk to catch ghosts. Unexpectedly, the "ghost" turned out to be a poor boy named Liu Xie, who was reading with a Buddha lamp. Liu Xie finally became a great literary theorist after studying hard.
Hua, a mathematician, has a different way of reading. Every time he reads a book, he doesn't read it from beginning to end, but closes his eyes and guesses what is written in it. Don't open the book after thinking for a while. If the content of the book is consistent with his own guess, he will stop reading; If it's not what he guessed, he will watch it carefully. Hua's "guessing reading method" not only saves reading time, but also cultivates his thinking ability and imagination.
Hou Linbao, a language master, has only been in primary school for three years. Thanks to his efforts, he finally became a famous crosstalk performer. On one occasion, he wanted to buy a joke book "The Ridiculous Waves" of the Ming Dynasty, but he couldn't find it all over the old book stalls in Beijing. Only later did he know that Beijing Library had this book. It was winter, and he braved the snow and went to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. He finally copied a book of more than 100,000 words.
65438+1October night 19. Huang Jiguang's battalion was ordered to counterattack Shangganling right-wing 597.9 highland. Company 6 was ordered to occupy position 6 in advance, followed by positions 5 and 4. We must take position 0 before dawn to lay the foundation for the victory of the whole counterattack. After the fighting started, the progress was smoother than expected. At this time, it was suddenly discovered that there was an enemy fire point on the top of the mountain, which made the volunteers suppressed and unable to move forward. The battalion chief immediately ordered Company 6 to blow up, and organized a blasting group at the same time. From 7: 30 p.m. to 10: 30 p.m., Company 6 has launched five charges against the enemy, but it still hasn't destroyed the enemy bunker, and many soldiers died heroically. At this time, it is only more than 40 minutes before dawn. If you don't win the 0 th position, you can't complete the combat mission as planned, and the victory of the whole counterattack will be affected. At this critical moment, Huang Jiguang, standing beside the chief of staff, stood up and firmly demanded: "Give me the task, as long as I breathe, I promise to complete it." The chief of staff said confidently, "Huang Jiguang, this task is up to you. Now I order you to be the acting monitor of Class 6, Company 6. Be sure to complete the task! " After accepting the task, he immediately mounted a Grenade and led two comrades to climb the enemy's bunker. They advanced skillfully by the light of the fire. At first, the enemy didn't find them. When they were only more than 30 meters away from the enemy's shelters, two comrades-in-arms fell one after another. Huang Jiguang was shot twice in his left arm and left shoulder, bleeding profusely, but he kept moving towards the enemy's central ammunition point. When there were only eight or nine meters left, he stood up, raised his right hand and threw grenades at the enemy. However, due to the large bunker, only half of it was blown up. The two machine guns that didn't blow up stood out from the remaining shooting holes and roared fiercely, and the charge of the volunteers stopped. Huang Jiguang was injured again and fell down. At this time, it will be dawn, and the time limit of 40 minutes is up. Huang Jiguang jumped up, shouted at the muzzle of the blazing fire and the stubborn fortress of the invaders, stood up, opened his arms and jumped up ... The blazing fire was suddenly put out, and the machine guns that roared past were dumb. Huang Jiguang, with his young life, opened up the road for the volunteers to triumph.
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