Adult brain teasers are classic and funny.

Adult brain teasers are a game of artificial thinking. For example, what are Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin doing when they sleep every day? Answer: Close your eyes. Like the above question, have you got it wrong? The following are my adult brain teasers, I hope you can get some insights from them!

Popular articles on adult brain teasers

1. What's your relationship with a boy and a girl? -Answer: Play Bonnie and Clyde.

The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Who has the hottest body? Answer: The eldest daughter is still hot because of ginger.

3. A small stick, take it out and put it in your mouth. The more you peck, the redder and the shorter you peck. What is this? Answer: Smoking.

4. Will the children of infertile women inherit her infertility? Answer: Infertile women can't have children at all.

5. Which hole is the smallest in Superwoman? -Answer: Ear piercing.

6. When is the best time for divorce? Answer: 65438+1Freedom Day on October 23rd.

7. I often met a girl, fell in love with her at first sight, and learned that she had no boyfriend. Why are you still moping? Answer: The girl is married.

Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.

Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend and sends seven letters every day, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: There are seven girlfriends.

10. After Zhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than on a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

1 1. The flow of the atmosphere is called "airflow"; The flow of a river is called "water flow"; What about the flow of wind? -Answer: Romantic.

12. Mrs. Wang entrusted the Credit Bureau to monitor Mr. Wang for 24 hours to prevent him from cheating, but why did Mr. Wang cheat in the end? Answer: Because Mr. Wang cheated on the subway.

Classic articles on adult brain teasers

1. Dad has repeatedly warned A Niu, who is still in high school, never to set foot in a beef farm, because there are things he shouldn't see, but A Niu is still sneaking around? What will he see that he shouldn't? Don't misunderstand me. Answer: His father.

2. What is the most meaningful thing that the joint exhibition has done? A: Bullying a cat in distress.

3. Why did the richer people die? The bigger the coffin? Answer: "Turning over" is easy.

4. Adults are older? The child's is smaller? Do foreigners have much hair? People in China have less hair? What is soft and hard, only one unit? Answer: hand

5. Hua, would you please sign it? Why didn't you sign it after a long time? Why? A: Because Hua asked him to sign the spouse column of his ID card.

6. What if there is only one person left on the earth? He is writing a suicide note on the desk? Suddenly someone knocked at the door? Not aliens? It's not an animal sandstorm? Guess who is knocking at the door? Answer: It's a woman.

7. How many times does Xiao Ming touch the train with his body every day? It's not damaged at all. What's going on? Answer: He is in the carriage of the train.

8. On the bus? An old gentleman is standing next to Xiaoming? Are there no vacant seats around? Xiao Ming has always been polite? But this time you didn't give up your seat at all? Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is a driver.

9. A dog fell from a plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters? And didn't fall to death? What's going on here? Answer: The dog fell on the plane floor.

10. Pangpang and Liangliang are both third-grade students. They usually walk at the same speed, but Pangpang always arrives at school a few minutes later than Liangliang, and Pangpang doesn't stay or play. What happened? Answer: Not in a school.

1 1. Why is it better to have no money than to have money? Answer: happy ~? Is the so-called poverty and happiness the same?

Selected adult brain teasers

1. What's better about short people than tall people? Answer: the sky is falling, not afraid of pressure ~? Hee hee ~ is there a tall man to match?

2. Who runs fastest in the Three Kingdoms? Answer: Cao Cao ~? As the saying goes? Speak of the devil?

3. Cats compete with tigers? Why doesn't the tiger dare? Answer: catch mice ~? Who has ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?

4. Did you drop the thermometer? What does this mean? Answer: the nail on the wall is not nailed firmly ~? Can't hang up? Of course I dropped it-?

How can I keep a stone from sinking into the sea? Answer: put it on the boat ~? Hehe ~ There are many answers to this question. This problem is just irrigation?

6. Why are Buddhists concentrated in the north? A: There is no Amitabha in South China.

7. Who will be afraid of the kind words of "more care"? Photo studio owner

8. What kind of road can't be taken? Answer: Circuit

9. Little Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? Answer: Bobby is a puppet, I don't understand.

10. Xiao Wang is a good soldier One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

1 1. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. Answer: To study.

12. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

13. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? The answer is: Little Tiger.