Do you have any jokes that would be great for family gatherings?

Once I was eating in the Tsinghua cafeteria. Two girls were sitting across from each other. I heard one say to the other: "I'm not full yet. I want to eat more." The other said: " What do you want? I'll buy it." The girl in front said, "It's that kind of fan-shaped sharp-angled cake. You can buy two more for me." I thought to myself: Tsinghua girls are really different. Usually we just call that kind of cake triangular cake. Analysis: Such a woman dare not marry as a wife. After getting married, she will ask LG to eat: Hey, that irregular polyhedron is here for dinner!

In a university in the south, students went to the cafeteria to get food and wanted to eat steamed buns, so they told the master: "Here are four steamed buns."

The master asked: 10?

Answer: No, 4?

Q: 14?

Answer: 4! It’s 4!

The master asked angrily: HOW MANY?

Answer: FOUR!

Master: Isn’t this knotted? So much nonsense!

On the train, a young couple on the other side were bickering and showing off their affection.

Finally tired, we slept together.

Later, the man went to the bathroom, and the woman rubbed her eyes, broke off an orange and ate it. Suddenly she laughed to herself, took a bottle of Coke from the table, unscrewed the lid, and stuffed 2 orange peels into it. .

I was stunned. She was very happy herself, winked at me, covered her mouth and smiled playfully.

You are so shy! Your boyfriend's bottle is in his bag, and the bottle on the table belongs to me!

I was walking on the road ready to smoke a cigarette, but when I took out my cigarette I realized I had forgotten my cigarette! When I turned back to look for the store, I saw a beautiful woman in red walking with her hands in her pockets and a cigarette in her mouth. I quickly shouted: "Beauty, lend me a hand." The beauty looked at me and said, "Do you want a mobile phone number, or do you want to chase me?" I said, "I just want to lend a hand!" Beauty: "You I didn’t realize that the cigarette was a prop, and the director used it as an excuse.”

Eating and going to the toilet were only marked with the abbreviation NC. The English expert who went with me said that NC is the men’s toilet, so it suddenly dawned on me. Enter, take off and squat in one go, suddenly an idea flashes, what is the abbreviation of the women's toilet...