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Is it true that zombies appear in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia?
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For the loyal fans of zombie horror games, I'm afraid they all imagined that one day, if they were really surrounded by zombies, they would be the only survivors who relied on wisdom and courage in deus ex. However, if there is such a day, will you feel a little scared?
Recently, a gruesome news was madly forwarded and reprinted by netizens in Weibo, post bars and forums. According to the news, a zombie appeared in a shopping mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Witnesses told their personal experiences, but the relevant government departments kept their mouths shut and insisted that "there are absolutely no zombies".
The news of a zombie in a shopping mall in Kuala Lumpur was accompanied by a clear newspaper scan, and the incident happened in an overseas city unfamiliar to China netizens, which aroused great concern and curiosity of domestic netizens, and even accompanied by a certain degree of panic, they shared it with more friends to "seek the truth".
Weibo's sharing experience was madly forwarded, and netizens posted for the truth. In fact, if we can observe this so-called "newspaper" carefully, it is not difficult to find that its name is Comixo Daily, and a website containing Comixo domain name is printed at the bottom with advertising slogans. It can be seen that this report is a means for Comixo, an animation website, to promote the latest comics. The report of the so-called "surprised zombies" is pure fiction and has nothing to do with any real person, institution or place.
"Zombie" has always been a hot topic, and this kind of horror adventure game has already had a large number of loyal fans. When players are enjoying the exciting and thrilling game experience, have you ever imagined that all this will come true one day? The publicity stunt of the animation website undoubtedly takes advantage of people's mentality, and the means are not clever.
The image of zombies in horror games is unique. Prior to this, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a zombie warning seriously, and launched an apocalypse written by an assistant doctor on its website, giving guidance on how to deal with zombie attacks in case the zombie crisis in the future game really becomes a reality.
Officials from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also claimed that this is to remind everyone to be prepared for emergencies, not to tell jokes: "Take the zombie apocalypse as an example, you can laugh now, but when it really happens, you will be glad that you read the apocalypse." It seems that the citizens of Kuala Lumpur really need this "Zombie Survival Manual" in case of emergency. (Laughter)
Will "zombie warning" really work? After the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released the zombie emergency plan, the Bristol City Council also released the zombie emergency plan to the public. The document outlines the four stages of the intrusion warning system, and indicates that secret instructions will be provided to the public through the use of secret codes, including details of how people should equip weapons such as stun guns and protective clothing, and how to kill a zombie correctly-completely disconnect the zombie body from the brain stem with a blunt instrument, or cut off the whole head.
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