What are the jokes in 2007?

(1) My impotent boyfriend and his classmates in Shanghai picked me up at the airport, and then went to a hot pot restaurant for dinner. When ordering, my boyfriend’s classmates pointed to a dish name and said, "Eat more." Order this dish to cure impotence?" I didn't realize it for a moment and asked, "Why do you call it lamb's tail?" I thought it was for gastrointestinal tract. "If your husband can't lift that thing, it's called impotence. Do you know?" said her boyfriend's classmate loudly. Wow~ All the customers in the hot pot restaurant looked at me in unison, and the tea in my mouth sprayed all over the table. Sweat~ (2) The tadpole boyfriend is contracted by a hospital's urology department, which, to put it mildly, treats urology. On the first day I arrived at his unit, I was curious. When I saw a machine in the laboratory department, I asked: " What is this? What is it for? ""Microscope? It's for looking at tadpoles," said the laboratory technician in the room. "You can also use tadpoles to see? Where did the tadpoles come from? Did you catch them?" "Where did the frogs come from? Do you know?" the laboratory technician asked me ghostly. "I know, tadpoles have changed. How do you test tadpoles? Wherever you go to catch them, I will go too. I used to catch them and feed them to the ducks when I was a kid." I get very excited when I think about my childhood. "When you go home with your husband, there will be a place to catch him." He smiled slyly. "Idiot, don't ask. The tadpoles he's talking about are men's sperm." My boyfriend couldn't bear to let me continue to be teased, so he touched my head and said. My face suddenly turned red and I wanted to crawl into a hole. (3) Weaning, breastfeeding and yogurt. I stayed with my boyfriend for a while during the holidays. I was about to go home to work, and my boyfriend's colleague said to me: "Your husband will be in trouble when you go home. He will be weaned if he doesn't have milk to drink." "He doesn't drink milk. How can he be weaned?" I Said nonchalantly. "You fool, you've been fooled again. They mean that I won't be able to touch my bed at night and I won't be able to kiss you." My boyfriend told me in his hometown dialect. …someday. I got together with my boyfriend's classmates. My boyfriend went to the bathroom. One of his male classmates asked me: "Painai (they all call me Painai), do you and your husband prefer to drink condensed milk or yogurt?" "I don't know how to practice breastfeeding? I don't like to eat milk, but he likes to drink yogurt, and I usually drink some." I said. "If you don't like drinking milk, your husband will be in trouble. Why don't you let him drink milk alone?" All the classmates laughed. "Haha. What's the matter?" After returning home, I told my boyfriend about it. He was laughing so hard. He hugged me and said, "You are really hopeless. The milk is the sperm produced by what we did, which is called milk; the yogurt is the water from your woman's private parts." After hearing this, I thought of the conversation with me just now. The dialogue they said made me speechless for a long time. After I understood what was going on, I kept hitting my boyfriend and calling them dirty and despicable. Shameless. (4) Raising the Flag One night, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. He said, "Honey, please stop talking to me so gently. I'm raising the flag." "What do you mean by raising the flag?" "You don't understand this, I I really don’t know how you got here in the past few decades? Go ask our classmates on QQ and see if anyone doesn’t know?” At noon the next day, I asked my boyfriend in the QQ group: “Who knows what raising the flag is?” ?" Everyone said the word "down" and "faint". I have a bad feeling. "It hurts. Your husband is completely shameless." "What on earth is going on? How do you call it raising the flag?" The more I thought about it, the more uneasy I became. "You also ask, if you go to QQ and I will chat with you privately, don't be in the group, otherwise your husband will be really embarrassed to live." "Did your husband's body change when you did that?" " No. That's what he said. "Do you know what it means to say that the colorful flags are fluttering outside but the red flag does not fall down at home?" He asked. "You know, even if you have a woman outside, your wife is still here at home." "You are wrong. If you can lift the lower part outside, you can still lift it when you come back. I got up, so I called it "raising the flag." Turned off QQ, turned off the computer, and called to question her boyfriend.