A super short joke

A super short joke, there are many jokes in our life. Nowadays, social jokes are developing very well, and many people like to listen to jokes. I wonder if you can understand the meaning of some jokes? What follows is a super short joke that I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

A super short joke 1

1, no matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

2, warm reminder: look up three feet with monitoring.

3, the house leaks in the rain, and the new house suffers from diarrhea.

Students should read more books. Everything in the book, food, villas, handsome guys. Most of them are beautiful women. It's just that the car in the textbook is a little old. ...

5. Singer Han thought that she didn't have a daughter-in-law, so she comforted herself: It's not that I can't find it, but that my mother-in-law has a big miscarriage!

6. University, probably studying.

7. My friend is a senior and has a younger brother and boyfriend. She said: There is always a feeling of old age.

8. The headmaster said, "In order to enrich the holiday life of senior three students, I will go back to school to make up lessons on the evening of June 54381October 3 ..."

9. The woman cried to her friend: Since I followed this man, I was afraid that he would find a mistress. Today, I realized that I am a mistress. ...

10, you should also use AliPay to pay the tuition, pay the tuition, give the exam results after class, and then confirm the receipt, depending on whether the results are good or bad.

A super short joke, 2 1, I was a virgin for 20 years, and finally ................................. became 2 1 year last night.

2. It is said that some beautiful women choose to go to the cinema to get high recently, because Fuchun Shan Jutu, Detective Buer and Tiny Times are collectively called "the second generation".

3, the pride of the git: it is better to make a git than a toilet, at least no one will shit on his head.

If the weather is fine, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you have left!

5. If you think I'm fat, just say it. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time"!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

7. Emperor: "I'm tired of eating things in the imperial kitchen and want to eat salty things." The next day, Xiao Lizi disappeared.

8. As long as it is a stone, it won't shine anywhere.

9. If garlic is a federalist and banana is a federalist; If grapes are feudal, oranges belong to counties; If mangoes are concentrated, coconuts are empty kings.

10, just listen to some words. For example, "I'll treat you next time", "If we have a chance to get rich together" and so on.

A super short joke 3 1. A foreigner got lost in the countryside of China. When he saw a young man growing rice in the field, he asked the way in blunt Chinese. As a result, the young man did not understand for a long time. Finally, the young man said, can you speak English? The foreigner was afraid, so he asked for directions in English. The foreigner can't help feeling that the quality of China people is so high that even rural people can speak English. Hearing this, the young man silently shed two lines of tears, clutching his Zhang Qinghua diploma in his pocket.

No one can persuade this mentally ill woman to perform nude scenes in the street. When the witty policeman arrived, he shouted "Cut!" The woman immediately got dressed and called it a day. According to the random tracking and sneak shots of our amateur reporters, after the police brought the woman back to the station, the woman began to perform the second act with an "action" order.

3. One day, my wife asked me, "Husband, what if one day you see me walking hand in hand with a man and just meet you?" The premise is that the man is stronger; "I disdain to say" one word, typing ". The wife said shyly, "Really? Have you been paging me? " I sneered: "Hum! I can't beat him. Can't I beat you? "

4. A hot mom is holding her child on the bus, and the child is clamoring to pee. His mother said I would come soon if I held back. After two stops, "mom, I'm going to hold back. Can I pee in your mouth? How can a dead child talk! The child said aggrieved, "Then why can Dad do it?" ! The whole car was silent.

5. Wukong and Erlang God were fighting. Wukong said: Is there no one in the Heavenly Palace? How can you send me a disabled person? Erlang was furious and said, don't insult me. I am disabled. Wukong said, you have three eyes. Why do you bring a guide dog? It's not a fool.