Love jokes make girlfriends happy.

Love jokes are inspired by an accidental "encounter" after quarreling with his girlfriend. She said, "Honey, let's break up." I immediately realized that it was no big deal, so I said this to her: "Honey, don't be angry!" " "She looked at me:" Silly boy! You just don't know that I am angry! " I smiled: "because I just said that my favorite person is you!" """Let me tell you what you love most about me?" She asked me. I replied: I may love others the most, but I don't know why he loves me so much. "I smiled again:" This joke can help you solve a lot of troubles! " So we started their love story again.

1, I want to surprise my girlfriend when I get up every day.

I woke up in the morning and found myself very untidy. I put down my clothes and went out. But this time someone woke me up and said, "honey, don't you want to get up today?" Get up in the morning, see? " I shook my head and thought, what a fuss! I must have done something wrong this morning to make my girlfriend angry! So I shaved my hair and said to myself: I will surprise him every morning from today! Sure enough, she looks brand-new under my elaborate dress!

You know, I asked you if you were handsome yesterday.

When you meet a colleague at work, he asks you, "Hey, are you mistaken?" ? I asked you yesterday, now let me explain. "I replied," hello, I think I'm as handsome as all of you. Me: shall I go to dinner with you? : "hmm." "So will you go out for dinner with your friends today?" She asked. I replied, "of course, if you don't eat, you don't have to eat!" ""She nodded: "Oh ~ by the way, I told you yesterday that it was very handsome!" "I want to know why.

I like your eyes.

One day, she asked me, "What secrets are you not telling me?" I smiled: "I have many secrets." When she heard it, she got angry: "What secret?" Me: "You don't want anyone to know?" She: "I don't want others to know, why don't I tell you myself!" " "I think this is love. What problem can be compared with loving your heart? I silently wiped my eyes clean, then put my face together and covered my face with my hand!

4. Why do we hate "dear" when we meet and chat?

Can you believe it? He must love you very much, that's why he said that. Now is the best time for her. So you have to understand why this kind of love makes you hate. "