Ten most classic jokes

One of the top ten most classic jokes:

1, A Jun studied very hard and lit candles to continue his study after lights out in the dormitory, which affected his roommates' rest.

Mr. b said half jokingly with a little dissatisfaction. A jun, do you know what your behavior is? Throw bombs into the pit to arouse public anger (feces). ?

C jun hurriedly interrupted:? People throw bombs in toilets to build a solid wall. ?

2. One night, a classmate got up and saw that the sleeping posture of the classmate in the lower berth was extremely indecent.

The next morning, he said to his classmates in the lower bunk:? I found you sleeping like a marshal! ?

The classmate was overjoyed: thank you. Can you tell me exactly which marshal it is?

? Marshal canopy! ?

In the university, the bell rang and the teacher smiled at the class. Students who are clamoring to go to school should not panic, and they will not delay class. Please don't chat with classmates who eat instant noodles again. Tell the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, and don't affect the sleep of the students in the front row. Students who look at the scenery by the window are called students who play basketball on the playground, so that I can arrange my homework. The students on the way remember to inform the students in the internet cafe about today's homework. ?

It is not easy for teachers to do this.

4. There is a pair of men and women at the same table. The man said to others: My deskmate is a pig! ?

His deskmate listened, kicked him and said, your deskmate is a pig! ?

5. A classmate received a short message from a liar, which read:? Dad, my boyfriend and I checked in and were taken away by the police. We need money. Please remit 2000 yuan to XX account. This is someone else's mobile phone number. I'll tell you when I get out. ? . After reading the reply: Let's talk about it when I find your mother.

The top ten most classic jokes:

1. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered. Sweetheart! ? The patient smiled and said, little baby. ?

2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. ? Dude, I really envy you, so soon. ? What are you jealous of, not taking off your pants?

4. What's the English name of the next girl who will go to the company for an interview? Spring? . The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted. Hi! What's that called? Spring? Yes, it's your turn! ?

On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

6. People: Are there military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

7. female secretary: Boss, your wife called. She said she would kiss you on the phone. ? Boss:? Please hold it for me first and give it to me later. ?

8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

9. Is the child considering it? Genetics and environment? problem Mom interjected:? This question is simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is hereditary. Like neighbors, that is the environment. ?

10, Junichiro Koizumi visited the farm, and the reporter took photos of him and the pig in the pigsty. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Junichiro Koizumi.

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