Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Beautiful collection of ancient jokes in China.

Beautiful collection of ancient jokes in China.

Each of us is stupid, knowing that some people have written words that are not written for us, but we have to sit in the right place stupidly. Next, I have carefully prepared an "antique sketch" for you. Welcome to watch!

Antique jokes abuse the heart and read white (hot text) 1. Tears hero, the world is much more bitter. Mountains and rivers are always silent, how can we be happy?

2. How long is the cold rainy night? I will enjoy the long night alone. The day makes the night cool like water, and the oblique wind and drizzle can't come back.

Once upon a time, the flowers bloomed before the moon fell. Today next year, the ends of the earth.

4. Youth, fleeting time, fleeting time and broken face.

5. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

6. I used to think that the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be a romantic youth.

7. How many beauties are tired, how many lovesickness pieces, leaving only blood and tears.

8. I miss your morning and evening only because I think you look back.

9. Running water doesn't know the meaning of falling flowers, and how can falling flowers know that running water is ruthless.

10. Tears seal the inscription, and life is hard to die.

1 1. Looking at the cherry blossoms all over the sky, sadness is flowing, but it can't hide the mottled time.

12. Raise a glass. A person is drunk, and after drinking snow, he is at a loss for another year.

13. After parting, I dreamed several times, but I didn't hold my hand, and my tears splashed on my flowers.

14. I waited all my life, but I couldn't get your instant gaze.

15. I've been singing this song all my life, and I'll wait for you to make peace after I fade away.

Antique jokes abuse the heart and read white (classic) 1. Now the fallen leaves are separated from people, and the elegy is sad.

2. The rain turns blue at night. Some people can create surprises without gestures.

The river is lonely, its banks are dark green, and you are everywhere.

4. hesitate at the crossroads. After a long time, dusk began to devour your body fragrance.

Girl, what dishes do you cook well at home? I boil water very well.

6. If you don't go at dusk, your dream will never end. The world is not far from four o'clock

7. Exaggeration is like running water. Exaggerated the years, and the years were also exaggerated.

8. The love in this world is rewarded, waiting for the flowers to bloom all over the sky. I only hope that * * * you will never forget, never look back and smile at the scenery thousands of miles away.

9. Flowers covered by years become blank.

10. I will cross the Yellow River, but the ice will suffocate and the ferry will climb the snowy Taihang Mountain.

1 1. thousands of feet is drunk. Who is it that drinks the bright moon alone? Who can smile and put out the lights on the balcony?

12. I met late and fell in love too slowly, so I was in a dilemma.

13. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. I don't know.

14. In thorns, don't move, don't stab; The heart is secular, neither painful nor itchy.

15. Don't make a promise to me easily, and the oath will only be a lie in the end.

Antique jokes abuse the heart and read white (selected articles) 1. Never give up what you want, but never get it. The years are endless and the prosperity is endless.

2. Still water, singing; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

Since the world can't satisfy our desire, I will loosen my hair and get on a fishing boat tomorrow.

The vast land is broken by a sword, where there is prosperity. Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

It seems that this star was not last night, for whom did the wind and dew stand in the dark.

6. I still have tears in my eyes, and I don't meet each other before I get married.

7. Running water sent me far away, but I was lonely all my life.

8. I am at a loss. I think of the flood in Fengtian, the rainy season and the slightly cold early autumn.

9. There used to be tall buildings that sang at night and had dancing sleeves on them.

10. Heaven and earth are furnaces, and everything in the world is invisible. Who is not suffering?

1 1. The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

12. Qian Qiu's fame, I buried you all my life, a delicate country, ridiculous but without a king's life.

13. The withered face is reflected in the water, and cigarettes make your eyes moist.

/kloc-the Lord of the 0/4 kingdom is very hard on us? People who have affairs are not our kind. You should just be lonely, and I will close the door of my old garden.

15. The world of mortals began to make up, and the mountains and rivers were boundless. Facing the initial heart, smashing nightmares is impermanent, and life is unparalleled.

16. Phoenix, who once played here, left without permission and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.

17. How many people ride horses with swords, saying that poetry and wine take advantage of time, which shows that time is just a flick of a finger.

18. Years passed, prosperity and blood stained Jia Rong. Who can rule for you?