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Young-jae: I like you very much, Han Zhien.

[At home, get married by contract]

Yingzai: Let's get married. I will hire you as my wife.

Zhi En: I'm crazy. Why should I marry you? You seem to have misunderstood something.

I don't like you and I hate you.

Young-jae: I think you are boring and dirty, too, so I don't like it.

Zhi En: So, how can you get married if you don't like each other? Have you taken the wrong medicine?

Young-jae: Anyway, if you finally want a divorce, it's good to hate each other.

Zhi En: Divorce?

Young-jae: So, do you want to be husband and wife with me for life?

[Press conference]

Young-jae: We first met on the plane. At that time, I thought she was so cute when she was nervous, so I accosted her and asked her if it was her first time to fly. She thinks I seem bored.

Young-jae: She may not know what a lovely woman she is.

Young-jae: It's just that I really like this woman. I don't want her to get hurt. I want to always be there to protect her.

[wedding]

Priest: Mr. Yingjae Lee, the groom, can you swear to love and respect this lady forever, whether in pain or happiness?

Young-jae: Yes, I promise.

Priest: Miss Han Zhien, bride, will you love and respect this man forever, whether in pain or happiness?

Zhi En: Yes.

[On the honeymoon boat]

Zhi En: Life is not that easy.

[skating rink]

Zhi En: I used to listen to stories told by my mother, but I will tell them to many people in the future. Like some good songs, good pictures and good stories, people can also change and heal the pain.

Young-jae: So, your mother said she wanted you to be like this, didn't she?

Ji-eun: How do you know?

Young-jae: Do you think anyone can write a good story?

Zhi En: So, I will try my best to write a good story in the future. Fight!

Young-jae: Do you think it's a good time to shout for a fight?

Zhi En: Fight!

Forever: Fight!

[At the dinner table, after Ji-eun lost his tape recorder]

Young-jae: What did I say? Why are you pouting like this?

Zhi En: Don't talk to birds, just eat your food.

Young-jae: Because I said you were a chicken? Don't you hear that from me every day? Just get used to it. Is it really that bad?

Zhi En: Sorry, I lost the birthday present you gave me. I'm really sorry.

[Bathroom, after Ji-eun was stood up by Ying-jae the day before]

Ji-eun: Do you want to take someone out or keep others waiting!

[1 recording pen]

Zhi En: Yingjae Lee is very strange. It is said that there are no bad people in the world. Is that really the case? Sometimes it's cute. I really don't know.

[home page]

Zhi En: There are so many houses. Why did you buy our house?

Young-jae: Because of this name. Full house.

Zhi En: My father started it.

Young-jae: I think I'm getting old with the person I like.

[At home, Young Jae cooks porridge for sick Huiyuan]

Zhi En: Will you cook porridge for me when I am sick? Although I don't like this, I want to drink porridge when I am sick! I have no appetite when I am sick. I need porridge to get better soon!

Young-jae: I cooked it for you last time!

Zhi En: When?

Young-jae: I don't want to say you are stupid, but you are really stupid. Last time you slept like a hero in the yard, did you eat?

[At home, Ji-eun tells Ying-jae a cold joke]

Young-jae: Alien. Please go back to your planet.

Zhi En: If I am an alien, you are a monster.

[At home, after Young-jae lost his ring]

Yongzai: It's just a ring!

Zhi En: That's no ordinary ring. This is our wedding ring.

Young-jae: If you lose it, buy another one!

Zhi En: The ring is a token between you and me, not something you just throw away and buy.

Forever: an oath? What vows do we have? You signed with me to get married. Are we really married? Like everyone else? What makes you say this to me? All you have to do is collect money, cook and clean the house as I say.

Zhi En: Am I just the one who cooks for you?

Young-jae: Yes, to me, you are just a rice cooker and a vacuum cleaner. Why?

Zhi En: What?

Young-jae: Do you like me?

Zhi En: What did you say?

Young-jae: No? What is that? Is there something wrong?

Zhi En: You are worse than the lowest mold in the world. Son of a bitch.

Young-jae: What?

Zhi En: I really can't tell you. You really broke up this time. Forget it.

Yongzai: Well, if you leave this time, don't come back. I'm tired of it, too I can't do anything, I have a bad temper, and I hate you!

[At home, Yang Zai ordered a new wedding ring]

Young-jae: The ring said it would be brought next week. I won't lose it again in the future. Last time you lost your tape recorder, what did I say?

Didn't say! Shouldn't you be like that? You can make mistakes, but I can't. Why is there such an attitude? This is completely contradictory and unfair.

Zhi En: Actually, I found the ring. Give me your hand.

[Yard, Ji-eun forgave Young-jae for losing her ring]

Zhi En: In this world, there are such things and such things. There are marriages of this kind and marriages of that kind. There are happy marriages and unbelieving marriages. There are marriages that don't know the ending, and there are marriages that decide the ending from the beginning. Our marriage is also a marriage, and our vows are also vows, right?

Young-jae: Yes.

Zhi En: Although I quarreled and got angry all day and ran away from home with my bag on my back, I never thought that I would never come back. I really broke up. Let's live happily until we really break up.

Until that day. Until that day. Fight!

Yongzai: Why do you resist everything?

Zhi En: Yes, I always shout to fight for everything. Let's shout the battle together!

Young-jae: No, I want a za.

Zhi En: I don't like Aza Aza very much.

Young-jae: If you don't like it, forget it.

Zhi En: I see, Za.

Young-jae: Ah, ah, ah.

Zhi En: Fighting is much better.

Young-jae: Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a fight!

[at home, young-jae is going out]

Zhi En: Are you going out now? What time are you coming back? Come back late? Where is the meal? Do you want to eat and come back?

Young-jae: It depends. Why do you ask in such detail? Annoying.

Zhi En: No, I just don't want the food to get cold again.