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Looking at the sun lotus on July 7th.

Only by stepping out of love can we really have love. No matter how eager a woman is to give her life to love, she can't be drunk in love.

Looking at the sun lotus on July 7th.

It's been more than an hour, and the queue ahead is still very long, as if there is no intention to move forward at all. Su Lan sighed in her mind, and turned her body center of gravity from sour and numb left foot to right foot to continue this arduous battle.

Actually, Sulan didn't need to work so hard. Dong Ye reminded her that train tickets are hard to get now. At the same time, I made a suggestion that he could fly back to his hometown with Su Lan. Dong Ye grinned, and his intention was obvious. But Su Lan flatly refused to take Dong Ye home. What happened?

Qiao Ying was saddened: "What a good young man, don't waste resources. With Dong Ye's handsome and rich hardware, under the banner of marriage, how many girls can't wait to get into the bridal chamber alive? You have to put on airs again, or the duck will fly! " Su Lan smiled and said, "How about keeping an eye on him and giving it to you?" Qiao Ying said bitterly, "If I cough, Dong Ye will run half a city to send me medicine;" If Dong Ye also invited me to his home to have dinner with his parents, aunts and grandmothers on Sunday, why should I go? I have rushed up! " In fact, Su Lan is not indifferent. Su Lan is also a woman and once dreamed of being sweet with her lover. But every time I think of this worthless idea, I think of my sister Su Qing, which makes Su Lan numb all over. Su Qing said that once a woman falls in love, she is doomed to be a loser.

If a woman is like a flower, shine on you is just a bird of paradise, and she will never like looking up at the sun like her sister Su Qing.

It seems that someone cut in line ahead and there was a little commotion. Su Lan, take a sip of water and continue to be patient. Su Lan was the most impatient before. Su Qing's death changed Sue a lot.

Su Qing's story is actually just a modern version of the infatuated woman's heartbreak. Both sisters were brought up by their parents, and they are equally proud of their parents. Not only is he good-looking, but his academic performance is even more speechless. Then I was successfully admitted to a famous university and found an enviable job. Sue's sisters, who are also clever in appearance and proud in heart, never imagined that their sister Su Qing would be planted in the hands of men.

Su Qing's pursuers are more handsome and golden than Dong Ye now, and even more meticulous than Dong Ye. Once, in order to meet Su Qing, a man stood on a snowy campus all night, and almost turned into a snowman after dawn. See Su Qing, incredibly smiled and took out a Su Qing's favorite flower from the bosom, looking at the lotus. In fact, lotus is a sunflower. What's so rare? But Su Qing just likes it, especially the "Orange Sunshine" imported from the United States. Su Qing has since melted into the sunshine of men, unable to extricate herself.

At first, the man was very nice and gave Su Qing the happiness he wanted. It's a pity that the lotus turns around the sun. Su Qing regards men as his own sun, but the sun shines on other flowers and plants. Finally, after discovering a man and a woman coming out of the hotel for the nth time, Su Qing resolutely handed himself over to a bottle of highly toxic drugs.

Zhu's string is broken, the mirror is lost, and soup is soup, which is a long-term solution.

From then on, every year on July 7th, the anniversary of Su Qing's death, Su Lan will go back and present a bunch of her favorite birds of paradise at Su Qing's grave-she can't hide from the eyes of the sun.

The station is still noisy and chaotic. Su Lan took out a tissue to wipe the sweat, and finally it was her turn. Suddenly a pair of big hands caught her. It's Dong Ye.

Bird of paradise on wedding night

Ye Jian was full of anger: "Don't you know it's hot? How many hours have you been standing? Qiao Ying said you came to buy a train ticket. Am I so annoying you? Get out of the way and I'll queue up for you to buy tickets! " In front of Su Lan, Dong Ye has always been diligent. The first time I saw Dong Ye's scowl, Su Lan was a little touched. But she immediately put it down. Who is she? She is proud of Leng Yan, Su Lan who doesn't want to be seduced by any man.

When Su Lan was put on the train, Dong Ye held out a bunch of flowers. Among the white stars, two red birds of paradise are in full bloom, tall, elegant and noble. Su Lan's heart moved slightly, and Dong Ye was a little sad: "Qiao Ying said you like birds of paradise ..." On the speeding train, Su Lan pondered carefully whether it was the birds of paradise or the flower sender that touched him.

Su Qing's grave, parents' hair gradually stung Su Lan's heart. Mom's eyes are red: "Xiao Lan, your father and I only have one child. Xiaoqing is hard luck. If you are not good, how can we live? " Have the right person, or ... "Su Lan immediately thought of Ye. Think about it. Although Dong Ye is a little rich second generation, his parents started from scratch and educated their son strictly. Dong Ye is not as frivolous as the rich second generation. Chasing himself, his attitude is very clear, just to get married. Since you have to get married, what happened to Dong Ye?

Back to the company, Su Lan rejected Dong Ye's pursuit. Dong Ye invited Su Lan to his house for dinner again. Su Lan put on a rose-red silk dress with just the right neckline, a little makeup and a quiet look. She is a good woman in IKEA. Sure enough, Ye Fu and Mu Ye are very satisfied, it is better to get married in my family. The girl my son likes is either rich or expensive, but her family is innocent and she has become a daughter-in-law. Mu Ye took off the jade bracelet on her wrist on the spot and told Dong Ye to put it on Su Lan-when she learned that her son was successful, she asked him.

The wedding was grand. On the green lawn under the blue sky and white clouds, the roses and lilies under the rainbow door make your ears full of blessings. Qiao Ying is a bridesmaid, stopped drinking and laughed in all directions. Dong Ye and Su Lan are a couple. The wedding was perfect, just like the prince and princess in fairy tales, and they lived happily ever after.

Yu Meiren on Dragon Boat Festival

The beginning is always beautiful. Dong Ye seems reluctant to go to work every day. Just one day apart, I will send a few emotional or disgusting text messages to Su Lan during work hours, or call to be caring and attentive, and say a few jokes that make Su Lan blush. Su Lan calculated the time, and his text messages and phone calls flew in with a slight gap. Su Lan thinks Ye is a little funny, but she likes this kind of funny.

When I came back from work for dinner, Dong Ye mostly took Su Lan for a walk in the community. Su Lan didn't want to move. Dong Ye took Su Lan's arm and said, "Get up! Sitting in front of the computer at work, not going out for activities after work? Take care of yourself. I hope I can sit in a rocking chair with you slowly when I am old. " The tone is overbearing, but Su Lan likes it.

If Dong Ye has a lot of phone calls and text messages, it means that he can't go home on time. Dong Ye said humbly on the phone, "Baby, I'm sorry, I really want to go back to accompany you, but I can't. I'll try to get back as soon as possible. You eat more, don't worry about me, it doesn't matter, I like the way you are fat ... "Touching nausea, Su Lan likes nausea.

Su Lan even forgot to look at Sun Lian. She gets off work early every day, helps Mu Ye cook, chats with her and waits for Dong Ye to come home. She gradually pushed to friends' parties and unit training, and fell in love sweetly just because she didn't want to be separated from Dong Ye.

Qiao Ying warned Su Lan: "If you stick to him like this, he will get bored sooner or later." Tired? Dong Ye once said that he loves Su Lan, and this life is not enough, and the next life is not enough. Qiao Ying hates her stubbornness: "Are you still Su Lan I know who doesn't believe in love? Yes, Dong Ye said he would love you forever. do you believe that? If you do this now, he will soon stop loving you. "

Women's addiction to love is the beginning of men's retreat?

On Dragon Boat Festival, Mu Ye makes zongzi. The hot zongzi was placed on the dining table, and Dong Ye called: "I won't come back for dinner tonight." Keep it simple and clear. Su Lan is also one leng. When did Ye's phone change? Calculate again, how many nights passed, Su Lan secretly looked forward to Dong Ye's text messages and phone calls, while his mobile phone began to play the fool.

What changes naturally is not the mobile phone, but what is behind it.

Qiao Ying is sure: "This is a sign of his boredom. Maybe he has another woman. " As soon as Su Lan's heart cooled, Su Qing's words flashed through his mind: once a woman falls in love with her heart, she is doomed to be a loser. There may be no one else in Dong Ye, but he suffered a defeat first.

Qiao Ying, like an authoritative expert, pointed to the flower bed in front: "Do you know what's in it?" Su Lan naturally knew that it was a corn poppy. According to legend, Xiang Yu committed suicide and opened this flower after being defeated by Yu Ji. What will happen to Yu Ji if Xiang Yu wins? Yu Ji wants love, but she will only get the title of queen. Once a man gets love, it is the beginning of boredom. But not every woman will die with her lover before she gets bored.

A gust of wind blew, and the young corn poppy in the flower bed fluttered with the wind, and it was beautiful beyond words.

Provence lavender

Su Lan told Dong Ye that he was busy at work and needed to work overtime. On the phone, I can still hear Dong Ye's accident: "Can't we not add it?" No, I can't go to that class. It's not that I can't afford you. "Su Lan ignored it." Don't wait for me, I'll be back as soon as possible. "Say that finish decisively hung up the phone.

In fact, the workload is not very big. It's not dark yet after Sulan finishes paying the bill. Looking out from the window, several big ginkgo trees are holding clusters of small green fans, shining in the sunset. Maybe being a tree is happy. They just need sunshine, air and water. Love or not, change or unchanging, have nothing to do with them.

At home, Dong Ye hasn't come back yet, and Mu Ye has gone out, quiet and lonely. Su Lan suppressed the idea of calling Dong Ye and saw leftovers in the refrigerator. She wants to deal with it. On second thought, she called Qiao Ying: "Where is the new delicious restaurant? Go to corruption once? " I changed my clothes and put on makeup in the bar. Singing and singing, I can't help but wonder if Dong Ye will call himself. Come back in the evening, Dong Ye still didn't sleep, lying in bed listlessly watching TV. Su Lan took a bath and put on her new pajamas: "Why don't you sleep? The company will send me on a business trip tomorrow ... "Dong Ye opened his eyes wide:" Are you leaving? " Su Lan smiled gently: "This kind of business trip is actually a tour. Everyone else has been there, I haven't. "

Business trip is not tourism. After several rounds of verbal abuse with customers, Su Lan was glad that he had not lost all his martial arts. Only when the business is finished can I have a look at the mountains and rivers. The spring water is crystal clear, and I only feel a piece of ice in the jade pot when I reach down. Who is holding hands with whom in the world of mortals when intervening? Who's falling apart with whom? How many people come to their senses? Thousands of thoughts, I want to say it.

Love is never a life, just a part of it.

During a month-long business trip, Dong Ye called several times to ask. Su Lan was noncommittal. She brought local products of Harmony, bought clothes for herself, and didn't forget to bring Joe a long skirt. Qiao Ying naturally understood the change of Su Lan and poured a glass of wine from the wine cabinet to Su Lan: "It is wise to celebrate your timely transformation." Su Lan took a sip slowly: "If love permits, I'd rather be a little woman in love." At that time, both of them were a little depressed and drank until they were half drunk.

Su Lan gradually recovered her previous ability and shrewdness, and her work was flourishing. Dong Ye was very nervous, and kept texting and making phone calls, which seemed to return to the previous lingering. On the wedding anniversary, Dong Ye took Su Lan to Provence. Surrounded by lavender all over the sky, the deep and shallow purple spread to the horizon, holding Su Lan in the intoxicating fragrance, and whispering on Su Bai's almost transparent face: "I love you and love you forever ..."

It turns out that only by stepping out of love can we really have love. No matter how eager a woman is to give her life to love, she can't be drunk in love. Therefore, even in the most beautiful lavender sea of flowers, women can only choose to be a sober and upright bird of paradise.