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1 English jokes

I am a bachelor.

Jack fell off his bike and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill out the form. Jack finished them and gave them back. "Is there anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor."

Jack fell off his bike and had to be hospitalized. A beautiful young nurse took the form and asked him to fill it out. Now Jack filled it out and handed it in. "What's missing?" The nurse asked. "Yes!" Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor."

Second, 100% people who died of liver cancer ate it.

Wife: Look. According to the statistics in the newspaper, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcoholic beverages.

Hu * * * and: Nothing. According to my investigation, all people eat.

Wife: Look at this newspaper. According to statistics, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband: What's the matter? According to my investigation, 100% people who died of liver cancer eat it.

Third, the location of ice cream.

"Sorry, the seat you are sitting in is mine."

"You? Can you prove it? "

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"Sorry, you took my seat."

"Your position? Can you make it clear? "

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream in my place."

Fourth, there is no choice.

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"

Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"

Adam replied helplessly, "Do I have a choice?"

5. Always thirsty

Always thirsty

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" Does the friend say it hurts? "

"No, but I'm always thirsty!"

Always feel thirsty

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation."

"That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?"

"No, but I always feel thirsty."

Two English proverbs

1. Pain in the past is happiness.

No matter how hard it is, you should bite your teeth and rush over. It will be sweet to remember in the future.

As long as there is life, there is hope.

Where there is life, there is hope/where there is green hills, there is no fear of burning firewood.

Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

Knowledge in the brain is better than money in the hand.

4. Storms make trees take deeper root.

The storm deeply rooted the trees. /grateful to the enemy, grateful to setbacks!

5. Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

Nothing is impossible to the will of the heart. Stick to a belief and you will succeed.

6. The shortest answer is doing.

The simplest answer is to do it.

7. Everything is difficult at the beginning.

The hardest part is actually in the beginning Give up the illusion of opportunism.

8. Great hopes make great people.

Great ideals make great people.

9. God helps those who help themselves.

God helps those who help themselves.

12. East or west, home is the best.

East is better than west, and home is the best.

13. Two heads are better than one.

Two heads are better than one.

14. It is a shortcut to have a good partner on the road.

Having a good partner on the road is a shortcut.

15. Dripping wears away the stone

Drip wears away the stone.

16. It's never too late.

Better late than never; It's never too late.

17. Actions speak louder than words.

Actions speak louder than words.

18. The tongue has no bones but can break bones.

Tongue has no bones, but it can break bones.

19. Without enthusiasm, there is no great achievement.

Without enthusiasm, there will be no great achievements.

20. Know everything, know everything.

pour out all one knows without reservation; say all you know and say it without reserve; speak one's mind

3 English stories

A hasty solution

"Your honor," a lawyer stood up and said, "What is the gift?"

How's the case going? "

"I have made a judgment for the remaining legatee under the will."

The court said, "Add the cost to the contestants and decide all.

Issues related to fees and other charges; in short

The property in the lawsuit has been settled, and all disputes,

Disputes, misunderstandings and differences of opinion

Attached. "

"Oh, yes, I see," said the lawyer thoughtfully. "We are making.

Progress-we get along well. "

"progress?" The judge echoed-"Progress? Why, sir, the question is.

Summarize! "

"Exactly, exactly; It must end in order to give

It's related to the motion I'm about to move. Your honor, I-

Move to shelve the court's decision and put the case

Reopen. "

"According to what, sir?" The judge asked in surprise.

"On the ground," said the lawyer, "all expenses are being paid.

As well as litigation costs and all expenses.

There will still be something left. "

"There may be a mistake," he said thoughtfully.

"The court may have underestimated the value of the inheritance. this

The proposal was well thought out. "

4 English speech

I have a dream.

I have a dream.

I say to you, my friends, so even though we have to face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. This is a dream deeply rooted in America.

Order.

I have a dream that one day this country will rise up and realize the true meaning of its founding creed-we hold these truths to be self-evident, that is, all men are created equal.

I have a dream that one day on the red hill in Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together and share brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day, even Mississippi, a state sweltering with injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that one day, my four children will live in a country where they will be judged not by their skin color but by their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day in Alabama, although there are evil racists there, and although the governor of the state is still talking about raising objections and vetoing bills, one day in Alabama, black boys and girls will be able to join hands with white boys and girls as brothers and sisters.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, every valley will be leveled, every hill and mountain will be leveled, rugged places will be leveled, crooked places will be straight, the glory of God will appear and all people will see it.

This is our hope. This is the belief that I brought back to the south.

With this belief, we will be able to extract a stone of hope from the mountain of despair.

With this belief, we will be able to turn the harsh dissonance of our country into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.

With this belief, we will be able to work together, pray together and go to jail together, because we know that one day we will be free.

On that day, all the children of God will be able to sing with a new meaning-"My motherland is yours; Sweet land of freedom; I am song for you; The land where my father died, the pride of pilgrims; Let freedom ring from every mountain peak "-this must be achieved if America is to become a great country.

So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire! From the mountains of new york. Let freedom ring from Allegheny Peak in Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-covered Rockies in Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the graceful slopes of California.

But it's more than that. Let freedom ring from stone mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from lookout mountain in Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi, from every mountainside.

When we let freedom ring from every village, every state and every city, we will be able to speed up the day when all God's children-black and white, Jewish and non-Jewish,

Catholics and Protestants-will be able to join hands and sing with the old black soul song: "Free at last, free at last; Thanks to Almighty God, we are finally free. "

I have a dream.

Today, I am very happy to join you in this activity, which will be the greatest * * * * activity for freedom in the history of our country.

One hundred years ago, a great American signed the Emancipation Declaration, and today we stand in front of his statue. This solemn declaration, like the light of a lighthouse, brought hope to millions of slaves who suffered from the unjust fire that destroyed their lives. It came like a happy dawn, ending the long night that bound the black people.

However, one hundred years later, blacks are not free. One hundred years later, under the shackles of apartheid and racial discrimination, their lives are squeezed. One hundred years later, black people still live on a poor island in the ocean of material wealth. Today, one hundred years later, the black people are still in the corner of American society and realize that they are exiles in their homeland. We are here today.

It's not that I didn't notice that some people who participated in * * * today suffered a lot, some just got out of their cramped cells, some were persecuted crazily in their places of residence because they were seeking freedom, and they were teetering in the whirlwind of police brutality. You are a long-term victim of human suffering. Stick to it and firmly believe that it is a kind of atonement to endure the pain that you should not bear.

Let's go back to Mississippi, back to Alabama, back to South Carolina, back to Georgia, back to Louisiana, back to the slums and minority areas of our northern cities. We must know that this situation can and will change. We should not fall into despair.

My friends, I tell you today that at this moment, despite all kinds of difficulties and setbacks, I still have a dream. This dream is deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day, this country will stand up and truly realize the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident; All men are created equal. "

I have a dream that one day on the red hill in Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners can sit down together and talk about brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day, even Mississippi, where justice is hidden and oppression is rampant, will become an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that one day my four children will live in a country where they will be judged not by the color of their skin but by their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, Alabama will be changed. Although the governor of Alabama is still full of objections and objections to federal laws, one day, black boys and girls there will be able to go hand in hand with white boys and girls.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, the valleys will rise, the mountains will descend, the rugged roads will be smooth and the sacred light will appear.

This is our hope. I returned to the south with this belief. With this belief, we can hew out a stone of hope from the mountain of despair. With this belief, we can turn the harsh quarrel in this country into a beautiful symphony full of brotherhood. With this belief, we can work together, pray together, fight together, go to jail together and safeguard freedom together. Because we know that one day, we will be free.

On the day when freedom comes, all the children of God will sing this song with a new meaning: "My motherland, beautiful king of thailand, I am song for you. You are the place where your parents died, and you are the pride of the first immigrants. Let freedom ring from every mountainside. "

This dream must come true if America is to be a great country. Let freedom ring from the prodigious peaks of New Hampshire!

Let freedom ring from the mountains of new york!

Let freedom ring from the peak of Allegheny, Pennsylvania!

Let freedom ring from the snow-covered Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the winding peaks of California!

Not only that, but let freedom ring from the stone ridges of Georgia! Let freedom ring from lookout mountain in Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi

Let freedom ring from every hillside!

When we let freedom ring from every village, every state and every city, we can speed up the arrival of this day. At that time, all the children of God: blacks and whites, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will join hands to sing an old black soul song: "Freedom at last! Free at last! Thanks to Almighty God, we are finally free! "

I have a dream that one day on the red hill in Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners can sit down together and talk about brotherhood. I have a dream that one day, even Mississippi, where justice is lacking and oppression prevails, will become an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that one day my four children will live in a country where they will be judged not by the color of their skin but by their character. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, Alabama, where vicious discrimination is rampant, can be transformed. Although the governor of the state is still full of dissent and opposes federal laws, one day, black boys and girls there will be able to go hand in hand with white boys and girls. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, all the valleys will rise, all the hills will be leveled, the rugged land will become plains, all the obstacles will become broad roads, and the glory of God will appear to all mankind. This is our hope. This is the belief that I brought back to the south. With this belief, we can turn the mountain of despair into a stone of hope. With this belief, we can turn the noise of racial discord in our country into a movement of friendship and love.

On the day when freedom comes, all the children of God will sing this song with a new meaning: "My motherland, beautiful king of thailand, I am song for you. You are the place where your parents died, and you are the pride of the first immigrants. Let freedom ring from every mountain peak. " If America is a great country, this day will surely come.

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