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Four fairy tales before children go to bed

Children's bedtime fairy tales part I: lion proposing marriage.

The lion fell in love with the farmer's daughter and proposed to her. The farmer couldn't bear to marry his daughter to the wild animal, but he was afraid of the lion. He couldn't refuse for a while, so he used his quick wits and came up with a plan.

When the lion came to ask the farmer again, the farmer said to the lion, "I think it is appropriate for you to marry my daughter, but you must first pull out your teeth and cut off your claws, otherwise I can't marry my daughter to you because she is afraid of these things."

The lion was blinded by greed and accepted the farmer's request easily. From then on, the farmer looked down on the lion and was not afraid of it.

The poor lion gave up his specialty for the so-called love and became a victim of the weak. Some people easily believe what others say and give up their unique advantages. As a result, they were easily defeated by those who were afraid of them.

You know, everyone has their own specialties, and people should try to design themselves according to their own specialties and do what they can. Don't complain about the environment and conditions, try to find favorable conditions, create conditions yourself, and don't wait for opportunities.

Children's bedtime fairy tales Part II: Little Lion's jiaozi Store

The little lion lives on the top of the high mountain. He runs a jiaozi store called Baba jiaozi Store.

Baba grinds flour with wheat from the mountain, mixes flour with dew from the mountain, and wraps jiaozi with good things from the mountain.

The flower cat came and ate a small bowl of mushroom jiaozi; The panda came and ate a bowl of wild vegetable jiaozi. The squirrel came and asked for a big bowl of pine nuts, jiaozi. Jiaozi in Baba jiaozi's shop is full of green food, which is not found anywhere else.

One day, the little lion Baba wrapped jiaozi in banana stuffing. Inadvertently, a white cloud floated into the dumpling stuffing. Don't forget that Babajiao's shop is on a high hill with white clouds floating around it. Baba packed two more Baiyun jiaozi. The little monkey and the little fox ate one, and two flew into the sky. It turns out that whoever eats Baiyun Jiaozi will fly to the sky. Fly, fly, the little monkey and the little fox flew over the mountain, crossed the river and flew to their home. It turns out that Baiyun Jiaozi will fly you home.

Animals all know the magical white cloud jiaozi. Deer come, tigers come, zebras come, and elephants who don't even love mountains come. Babajiao's shop is crowded with people. Everyone wants to eat Baiyun jiaozi and fly in the sky.

There is not a cloud on the top of the mountain. Baba can't make white clouds by himself. Only white clouds can wrap jiaozi. Everyone waits and waits, not eating or drinking. From early morning until noon, in the afternoon, there are still no white clouds on the top of the mountain. Everyone was tired and hungry, and everyone fell asleep, and the little lion Baba also fell asleep.

At this time, a large white cloud floated from the top of the mountain. Baba jiaozi followed Bai Yunfei, and the wind blew Baba jiaozi away. The animals in Baba jiaozi's shop have no clue and are all sleeping.

Everyone woke up and flew in the sky, ah! It turns out that Baba jiaozi Store can fly by itself, and you don't have to eat Baiyun jiaozi. Just sit in Baba jiaozi Store and you can go to heaven.

Unconsciously, the wind changed direction, and the Baba jiaozi store began to fly back, flying and flying, and the big white clouds became smaller and smaller; Flying and flying, Babajiao's shop flew back to the top of the mountain, and the white clouds disappeared.

Children's bedtime fairy tales Part III: Little Black Donkey, Fox and Lion

These days, Pony is happy and anxious. I'm glad the Year of the Horse is here. It's a great event for the Ma family. What makes people anxious is that when the New Year comes, the animals of the Chinese zodiac will get together and make a speech: compare who is more determined.

Pony doesn't want to embarrass his family, but he doesn't know how to say it. You see, in a blink of an eye, today is the day of speech! Can pony not worry? Walking on the road, he hung his head and concentrated on it.

"Hello, pony!" It turned out to be aunt squirrel. "The New Year is here. I bought some dishes in the market to entertain guests. " Aunt squirrel's basket is really big, with fish, meat and many fresh vegetables. "Aunt squirrel, you are so hospitable!" Pony is envious.

Walking and chatting, Pony felt that Aunt Squirrel's voice was getting farther and farther away. Looking back, alas, I saw aunt squirrel sitting on the ground panting and sweating in the sun. The pony just remembered: Aunt squirrel is so thin and the basket for vegetables is so heavy. Can she not be tired? Blame yourself for carelessness. Pony patted his head and ran back, loaded the basket, picked up aunt squirrel and sent her home. Aunt squirrel praised pony for her kindness.

Leaving aunt squirrel's house, the pony trotted all the way. As soon as I ran to the foot of the mountain, I heard the cock crow: "Dad, where are you?" It turned out that the rooster followed his father to buy firecrackers and got lost. The rooster couldn't tell where his home was, so the pony scratched his scalp. "Oh, yes!" The pony saw the firecrackers in the cock's hand and thought of a good idea.

"Scratch ..." The sound of firecrackers spread far and wide in the valley like fried beans. Father rooster followed the firecrackers. He held the rooster and said "thank you" to the pony.

Seeing off the rooster, the pony galloped, but it was still late. Everyone is anxious: "Pony, what are you messing about with?" So late! ""I-I-"The pony had to tell the story in detail, thinking," This is over! People won't trust me. "

"pa! Bang! Pa-"what's this sound? The pony looks back. It turned out that Uncle Niu was applauding: "Pony, well done!" "

"But my speech-"The impatient little monkey jumped out before the pony finished. "Isn't this the best New Year speech? ! "

Yes! Well said is better than well done! It seems that everyone should treat ponies well!

Children's bedtime fairy tale 4: Miki Sayaka of the White Rabbit

Once upon a time, there was a rabbit town beyond the mountain. Rabbits live in the whole town. There are red rabbits, gray rabbits, blue rabbits and yellow rabbits. ......

Not long ago, a particularly beautiful white rabbit also moved here. Opened a clothing store in town. The white rabbit's clothing store is doing very well. Not only beautiful, but also polite to people. So everyone likes to buy clothes at the White Rabbit Clothing Store. Gradually, the little white rabbit met other rabbits in the town and became friends.

Suddenly one day, the residents of Rabbit Town found that the clothing store of White Rabbit no longer sells clothes, but sells hats. The white rabbit's clothes have also changed. Every time she goes out, she will definitely wear a hat.

"Maybe something happened to the little white rabbit's head?" The residents of Rabbit Town are speculating.

One day, the red rabbit and the yellow rabbit saw the white rabbit passing by wearing a beautiful hat.

"Why don't we take off her hat when she's not looking?" Red rabbit said with a smile.

"It's rude, let her choose! Don't laugh at her anyway! " The yellow rabbit said.

"Well, I have an idea!" Red rabbit smiled.

The next day, at dawn, the door of the white rabbit's house was knocked.

"White rabbit, I found a field of wild strawberries. Let's pick strawberries together! " There is a red rabbit standing outside the door.

"Ok, wait for me!" After a while, the little white rabbit came out of the house wearing a beautiful sports hat and carrying a small basket.

When passing through a dense bush, suddenly a strong wind blew and the sports hat of the white rabbit was blown off! The red rabbit quickly looked over the head of the white rabbit. Oh, what a disappointment! The little white rabbit is still wearing a silk hat inside.

How can I get the white rabbit to take off his hat? The residents of Rabbit Town are thinking about this problem.

It rains in summer. On this day, the sun was shining, but suddenly it rained heavily. Rabbits playing on the grass all hurried home. At this time, the gray rabbits who came out to play with the rabbits were anxious because the rabbits were scattered by the rain. Grey rabbit is going to cry! "Don't worry, I'll help you!" Just then, the white rabbit came running.

They managed to find all the scattered rabbits and returned to the home of Grey Rabbit.

"Thank you, Little White Rabbit!" The grey rabbit used a dry towel to help the white rabbit wipe the water on his head.

Suddenly, the grey rabbit cried, "my god, little white rabbit, why do you have blue hair on your head?" It looks like a star. It's so beautiful! " "

It turned out that the hat on the white rabbit's head had been blown away, revealing a pinch of blue hair.

The white rabbit quickly covered her head. "I've been worried about this for a long time!" "

"Don't cover, it's really nice! Help me and my babies get a blue star on their heads! " The grey rabbit moved the white rabbit's hand.

"Is it really nice?" The white rabbit smiled shyly.

"Really!" Grey rabbit nodded hard.

At this time, the heavy rain outside stopped and a rainbow appeared in the sky. The grey rabbit and the white rabbit led the rabbits out of the door.

Look, every rabbit has a blue star on its head. It looks beautiful!

"It turns out that the white rabbit wears a hat to block this blue star!" Red rabbit suddenly remembered his hat.