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I'm in charge of the legend of black boy

Author: Dragon Baby Dragon

Complete works of explosion pregnancy jokes

Word count updated at 23: 40: 00 on August 23rd, 2007: 190 1.

Why aren't you pregnant?

There is a woman in our village who has been married for a long time and hasn't been pregnant. Her husband asked, "How come you haven't had children after being married for so long!" " The woman said something that almost made her husband angry. "My brother-in-law and I have everything. How can we not have you?"

I went in from below, but I came out from above.

The two couples have been married for many years and have no children. Husband asked a friend, and the friend said, I'm afraid jy didn't get in. The husband suddenly. The room again! -& gt； Afterwards, the husband immediately mentioned that his wife's legs were shaking so badly that her nose flowed out with laughter. The husband scolded regretfully: "Shit! I went in from below, but I came out from above. How can I get pregnant?

Can you give me a seat?

Woman: Can you give me a seat? I am a pregnant woman.

Man: Please sit down!

Woman: Thank you!

M: Excuse me, how many months are you pregnant?

Woman: About 50 minutes!

Be extremely careful to avoid pregnancy.

A daughter said: I must be very careful to avoid pregnancy now;

B female feels strange;

Female b said: avoid pregnancy? Didn't your husband just have a vasectomy?

One girl said, that's why I have to be very careful ...

The monk is pregnant.

In ancient times, a monk was seriously ill, was rescued and put on a young lady's bed. The master invited a doctor to see the monk. Because the monk can't see the wind, the doctor should give a thick pulse through the quilt. The doctor touched the monk's tender hand and thought it was the daughter-in-law of the host family. Said: "It's irregular menstruation, probably pregnant!

Are you pregnant?

The host called the maid to him and asked her, "Are you pregnant?"

"Yes!" The maid replied.

"Kui you also said exports, aren't you married? ...

It should be the whole book.