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The Classic Quotations of Charles haniel
1, cognition is the foundation of achievement and wealth, and the brain is the organ of cognition.
2. Individuals act on the outside world through thinking. Thinking ability is our ability to act on the outside world. And thinking is the process of cognition.
We can achieve the most harmonious and perfect state through the correct way of thinking.
4. Consciousness and subconsciousness are two modes of psychological behavior.
5. The degree to which we no longer rely on conscious activities determines the ideal state of leisure and peace.
6. The subconscious mind is the center of memory, and it has extraordinary value. It can control our life process, warn and guide us.
7. Conscience has the function of identification and inspection. In addition, it has the ability of reasoning, is the source of will, and affects the activities of the subconscious.
8. The difference between conscious and subconscious lies in that the former is the will of reasoning, and the latter is the instinctive desire generated by the accumulation of the results of previous will reasoning.
7. Constantly hinting at ourselves and emphasizing the results we want is the way we influence the subconscious.
8. The result of positively influencing the subconscious mind is that our subjectivity and objectivity are consistent, so that we can operate our strength to achieve the desired results.
9. Our external environment is a reflection of objective conditions, which is consistent with the plan of our inner world.
10, how to state the law of universal gravitation? Spirit is creative and automatically associated with its object, which shows its great energy.
1 1. It must be clear that the dominant attitude in our spirit determines all the situations in our lives. Therefore, we can activate our solar plexus by focusing on the situations that we are eager to see in our lives.
12, thought is spiritual energy, which operates according to the principle of * * * vibration; It follows the law of love and is inspired by passion!
13, the formation of ideas follows the law of growth.
14. Creativity is a spiritual activity.
15, how to cultivate courage, faith and passion? We can develop by understanding our spiritual essence.
16. Ability comes from helping others. Give something to get something.
17, silence is the peace of the body. Calm is the first step to control and dominate yourself.
18, the subconscious occupies more than 90% of our spiritual life reserves, and it has a dominant position!
19, all strength comes from the heart.
20. What does the law of gravity give us back? It's ourselves! It is the result of our previous experience and consciousness, including consciousness and subconscious.
2 1, our own ideas and ideas are the material materials for building a spiritual home. If we want to build a beautiful spiritual home, we must have correct ideas and beautiful ideas.
22. Concentration and concentration are the essential qualities of every successful person. This quality can help mankind achieve any achievement.
23. The result of the interaction between the human spirit and the universal spirit is all kinds of opportunities (situations) in our lives. Thought is the cause, and situation is the result. If we can control the causes, we can naturally grasp the results.
24. Imagination is the process of forming mental images. Visualization enables us to create an ideal picture in our mind and guide you to act step by step, achieve your goal and become the person you want to be.
25. Idealization is the process of planning the visualization or imagination that will eventually be realized in the objective material world. Vision creates feelings, and feelings change our situation. First of all, it is spiritual, then emotional, and finally it is to realize infinite possibilities.
26. Retelling a person's mental picture will make it clearer and more accurate.
27. All situations or experiences follow the law of universal gravitation. There are three steps to put this law of gravity into practice: sincere desire, confident expectation and persistent pursuit.
28. Imagination is a constructive thinking. It is an illuminating lamp for us to gain insight into new fields of thought and experience, and a powerful weapon for all inventors and explorers to open the way. Using your imagination will enable you to make great achievements and open up the future. We can have a strong imagination through training.
29. Knowledge is our ability to think.
30. Successful people use their brains to achieve success. Because the mind is the driving force to ensure that they put me, others and the external environment together to help them complete the blueprint.
3 1, the scheduled result is ideal! The unshakable ideal in our hearts is a necessary condition to realize it.
32. Sharp analysis and observation will lead to the development of imagination, the deepening of insight, the enhancement of perception and the growth of wisdom. These will bring prosperity and harmony.
33. Do good deeds, think correctly, know the truth and apply it. Truth is the universal principle of the universe, so it is everywhere.
34. The necessary condition for the application of truth is the desire to be the beneficiary of spiritual charity.
35. The law of attraction, another name for love, is the principle of giving thought vitality and making it relevant to the goal, thus leading the adversity experience in every life. This is an eternal basic principle in all philosophical systems, religions, sciences and everything. Nothing can escape the law of love. A formal feeling that brings vitality to the mind. Emotion is desire. Desire is love. Love is thought, and the world is invincible.
The Classic Quotations of Wu Sanal
1, part of their beauty was originally formed by this misfortune.
The dirtiest thing in the world is self-esteem.
3. In the maze, you should be happy, dodge around and bypass the obstacles of lies.
4. From darkness and unknowability to darkness and unknowability.
The real continuation of mankind is not established by blood at all.
6. Explain difficult problems in obscure language and explain things that people don't understand with more difficult reasons.
7. I am engaged in various occupations that I have to perform as an emperor during my journey: I regard military life as a dress that has become suitable because I wear it often.
8. Some incomplete and shrinking memories of my past events are slowly eroding on this label. They are still talking about him, but in fact, they have forgotten him.
9. Freezing makes the most common and soft things transparent and extremely hard at the same time. Any broken reed can be turned into a sparkling flute.
10, each concept will eventually sink into the opposite concept, just like two huge waves crashing together, and both become the same white foam at the same time.
1 1. In this dreamlike world, it will never die, and it will definitely regret itself. Everything in the world, people in the world and people's hearts will disappear.
12, slow and kind women all have a wish to try their best to describe birth, illness and death as a minor illness, as a minor illness born for maternal love.
13, in the form of a torn material skin, is dripping into a vacuum that is not its opposite. Time and eternity are just one thing, just like a stream of black water flowing into the calm black water.
14, big tears rolled down the wrinkled cheeks of the old man, but people thought he had no blood or tears. What the hell is going on here? Because the conqueror of a world knows that the world is invincible at this time.
15, in the form of a torn material skin, is dripping into a vacuum that is not its opposite. Time and eternity are the same thing. Life is like a stream of black water flowing into the calm black water.
16, my empire will eventually perish, but in another sense, my empire is eternal and Rome is immortal. In the future, people all over the world will still remember Rome, or will they want to imitate Rome, or will they follow our principles.
17, I have never felt that I belong to any place completely, even Athens, which I love very much, is not Rome. I am a foreigner everywhere, but I don't feel particularly lonely anywhere.
18, it is not impossible to hear some changes in the womb of time. However, which of them can survive and give birth on time, only things can decide. I never sell the blessing of premature birth in the market.
19, in this dreamlike world, if you live forever, you will deeply regret it. Everything in the world, people in the world and people's hearts will disappear, because part of their beauty was originally formed by this misfortune.
20. However, gradually, Zenon is no longer a flesh-and-blood soul for them, but lives at a certain point in this world. He became a name, worse than the name, a faded label on a bottle with a short neck and a big mouth.
2 1, I'm still the same person, but I was once despised and now I'm considered noble. Each of us has more virtues than others can believe, but only through success can these virtues be displayed.
22. Those who have been with him or passed by in his life have never lost their distinctive personal characteristics, just because they have been away for a long time, they have become unknown and mixed together, just like trees in the forest. From a distance, they seem to be connected with each other.
23. I boldly put my hopes on these successors who are irregularly arranged at intervals in the long river of the world, and put my hopes on this intermittent immortality. In case the barbarians seize the empire of the world, they will take some of our measures and will eventually be similar to us.
24, some books, less than 40 years old, don't want to write. If I am young, I can't understand existence, the natural boundary between people and times, and infinitely different individuals. After many years, I can finally grasp the distance between the emperor and me.
25. He finally attacked Persia in his later years and was finally exhausted. As soon as he arrived at the seaside of a desert peninsula, he went to the seaside and sat on the floor facing the dark tide of the Persian Gulf. At that time, he was still sure of winning. But for the first time in his life, he was threatened by the world and felt that he was not around me and was limited everywhere.
26. In the evening, the working people stopped working and sat there with their legs drooping and their necks stretched out, anxiously looking for signs to end this period in the sky. However, the red in the western sky faded, and the growing dusk turned gray and then black. So, after tearing down the house for a day, they were tired and went back to their humble room to lie down and sleep.
O' Neill's quotations
1, I am like toilet paper, always useful.
2. How about hitting the wall with Chevrolet? I am the wall.
I won't spend money on love, but he will.
I am a married man and don't need to keep a relationship with another man.
Kobe's grandson can't win the championship without me.
6, some people rely on big talk as a big shot, as long as he has a way to convince everyone of his big talk.
7. I hope you are healthy, like me, because I dare to run naked on the beach.
8. Because I am a rare animal, you will never see a tall, sexy and moving person like me.
9. Are you trying to seduce me? I won't tell you unless I tell you. Next question, you can't get the answer to this question from me today. Are you trying to fool me? I'm a veteran, okay, okay, next question.
10, he is willing to pass the ball to me, I am so touched! Some people have worked with me for 456 years and still won't give me the ball.
1 1. Look what he is doing now. I've done it before. I have been to every street, nightclub and restaurant he walked through in Orlando, so let's talk about what happened after he won three or four championships.
12, even if you have wings, you can't fly like me. What if you crowd me out? I am welcome everywhere, and you will always be rejected by others.
13. The shark cutting strategy has never worked. Popovich actually cut the shark with a lead of 20 points. This is a meaningless move. He beat me by any means.
14, it was a big foul, nothing. In fact, I felt really good when I got up the next morning. Look, this will save me 50 yuan for a massage.
15, just one victory. When we finish, I won't use beep to describe how we did it. I said beep? I'm sorry
16, Phil led us to win the championship three times in five years. Should we fire him? It's like you married jennifer lopez and divorced her, and married a girl who is 5 feet 10 inch tall and weighs 480 pounds.
17, I think everything happens for a reason. I played this game. If my shooting percentage reaches 80%, I will become a more difficult person. Please let me remain modest. Imagine if my shooting percentage is the same as reggie miller's, I don't have to talk nonsense with you, because it's unnecessary.
18, the way I make free throws now is the same as in high school. My whole career is to score a goal and lose a goal. Others say that my free throws are not very good, but I missed 5000 goals and scored 5000 goals, and I always scored at critical moments, so I never worry about my free throw percentage.
19, this is ridiculous. Although we played together for seven or eight years, we never went out together. What makes him think he knows my life? Finally, I want to solemnly declare that he wants to spend money on women, and I don't have to. He scored a lot of points, so he is considered a great player, but in my eyes he is a clown.
Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations
Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations
Introduction to Lao Luo
Lao Luo's full name is Luo Yonghao, the founder of Hammer Technology. 1972 was born in Longxian County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He founded Nurburgh. Com and Lao Luo English training school, and wrote a book "My Struggle". At present, Luo Yonghao is developing a hammer mobile phone based on android deep customization operating system. 20xx On May 20th, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T 1.
Quotations from Lao Luo
1. Almost there!
I can't help but admire you!
Step 3 be happy and sad
4. A stranger like me
You will sweat when you lie.
6. Hard life needs no explanation!
7. This is my immature view.
8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.
9. If I meet him, I will waste him!
10. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!
1 1. This topic is insulting our wisdom.
12. There are times when you step on shit in your life.
13. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!
14. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being defeated!
15. Tell me how confused your mind is.
16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.
17. I have seen many such old liars in English education.
18. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should I choose for this question?
19. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?
20. You really make me angry. Oh, please!
2 1. Is it a hooligan to wear bell bottoms? It's just logical confusion!
This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.
23. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!
24. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.
25. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!
26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.
27. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.
As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.
29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!
ETS is a morbid problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.
3 1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.
The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. This is Sister Ni's logic.
33. At this time, you found a third choice that is extremely considerate. Shout! Ni Ping!
34. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.
35. What does credulity mean to you? This is so stupid!
36. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals).
This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but I just stood on the shoulders of giants when Teacher Luo arrived.
38. I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken
39. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.
40. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)
Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl
42. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!
43. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.
44. Soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!
45.why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'm heterosexual.
46. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!
47. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!
48. It doesn't matter if a family has a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.
49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.
50. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .
5 1. In American graduate schools, China students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test is the first, and the first test is the first. Isn't that the collapse of American professors? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!
When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he will usually say how about five dollars, and you will almost have a deal at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!
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