What sentences are suitable for making friends in rainy days?

On rainy days, sentences suitable for making friends circle funny are:

1, my lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

When it rained after school, I gave her my umbrella and lied to her. Moreover, she smiled at me with an umbrella, then gave him an umbrella and walked out of school together.

3, go out into the oven, take mala Tang, sit teppanyaki, or stop the rain, it will become boiled fish.

I returned all the heavy rain that I missed in those years to you. I really want to tell you that it will rain tomorrow.

5. Let's go together. If it rains suddenly, do you buy an umbrella to take with you or bring it with you?