Is there a short but extremely reversed story?

A true story. A girl in the village threatened to marry a man. Parents resolutely refused to obey on the grounds of severing the mother relationship.

After the quarrel between mother and daughter, in a rage, the girl dug out a bottle of pesticide from home and poured it into her mouth in front of her parents. Mother shouted "Hanwa" and fainted. Father jumped three feet high, cried and scratched, and knocked over the medicine bottle, but half a catty of pesticide had been drunk.

Father forgot his wife, so he rushed out of the house and called several families. In desperation, several men in our family tied the girl to the car and ran to the hospital with pesticide bottles, running all the way. On the way, the girl vomited. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor found no symptoms of poisoning. The family is puzzled. How can a girl witness taking poison without symptoms?

The well-informed doctor revealed the secret: the bottle of pesticide was fake and was cheated by the dealer. Several families are dubious and ask, why do girls vomit and stink? The doctor replied that the medicine in the medicine bottle was poured out of the dung ditch, so the color was the same, and the truth could not be seen from the appearance. After this trouble, my parents were completely defeated and agreed to the girl's marriage. Several family members beat gongs and drums and sent a plaque to the pharmacy, which read: "Thank you for not drinking your child to death with pesticides sold by the pharmacy. I will never forget your kindness. ″

At this point, it should be over, but the problem is coming again. The man heard that the girl was poisoned, and he didn't agree to this marriage anyway. No matter who makes peace, that person would rather die than follow. The man said, take poison if you don't agree with a word. Such a woman can't afford it herself. In case you find myopia because of a little thing, I am not accompanying my wife and soldiers. Later, the girl dragged herself to 30 and found her husband's house again.

After graduating from Lao Quan University, my classmate was assigned to work in the township savings office of a local bank. Soon, an enthusiastic elder sister in the unit began to help him introduce the object. He is bent on moving to the city, so he doesn't want to see it. But I can't show my respect and satisfy a girl.

The girl Xiao Leng graduated from normal school and was originally assigned to a middle school in the city. Then something happened, and I was assigned to a township middle school. She also wants to be transferred to the city, so she is not enthusiastic about seeing the object, but also because of her feelings.

The two met, although they both liked each other. But the idea is the same. We'll leave as soon as we meet. I went back and told the matchmaker that I didn't feel anything, and then I fell down.

More than a year later, Lao Quan was transferred to another township savings office and was promoted to deputy director. Although Xiao Leng didn't get what he wanted, he also transferred to a middle school in the suburbs. They were introduced again, and their faces turned red as soon as they met: What a coincidence? I couldn't let go of that reserve, so I said goodbye.

It's been more than a year, and the old forces have moved to the city, and someone has introduced them. Hearing that he was a middle school teacher again, he quickly asked: Is it from a suburban middle school? The matchmaker said no, it was from the city. He is relieved, but don't be cold any more. At the same time, Xiao Leng, who just transferred to the middle school in the city, heard that the target of introduction was the bank, and also asked: Is it from the township savings office? The answer is clear: no, I work in an administrative office. Xiao Leng also breathed a sigh of relief: Don't be that old power again, how embarrassing!

Hello again! Both sides are embarrassed and at a loss. Later, I don't know who laughed loudly, and then both of them burst into tears. What a coincidence! What a coincidence! -What a coincidence! As a man, Lao Quan took the lead in saying: Since we have met again and again, let's get to know each other! Xiao Leng also nodded.

In this way, the two dated. We found that we were both good and had many bright spots. However, we also found differences between them. For example, Xiao Leng found that Lao Quan's preferences, living habits and eating tastes were particularly consistent with his cousin's. So I tentatively lit the old electricity. And Lao Quan also found that Xiao Leng, who teaches Chinese, should be the right person for his high school classmates and ginger, who is known as a gifted scholar! He immediately responded to the cold test and the two sides hit it off!

However, when they went to Xiao Yu and Lao Jiang respectively, they met with strong opposition, and even almost tore their faces! However, after two people dragged on, four people finally sat down together. I was reserved and embarrassed at first, but once I started talking, I couldn't stop. Sit until people get close and react. We are still reluctant to part, and the old strength can't go home. Jiang is duty-bound to be Xiao leng's flower protector.

Now, Lao Quan and her two little daughters are in high school. These two days, they were worried that the girl received a love letter. Written by the son of Lao Jiang and Xiao Leng. ...

My cousin has been telling the truth all his life. Once in his life, he won the praise of everyone around him. Otherwise, he may spend his whole life in humility.

My cousin graduated on 2 1 1. He is a male programmer in science and engineering. He is honest. He is the type that product managers and planners like very much. After graduation, I found a game research and development company, responsible for the back end. Although he has no project experience, the company attaches great importance to him. He is the only employee in the company who becomes a regular employee in advance. After working for half a year, his cousin suddenly offered to resign.

My cousin, a native of Wuhan, has helped him buy a house in Wuhan. After graduation, my girlfriend went back to her hometown and agreed to go home and settle down and go back to Wuhan for development. Let my cousin decorate the house first, find a good job, and then talk about marriage when their jobs are stable.

My cousin's girlfriend never came back. After returning to her hometown, the family helped her find a job from nine to five.

My cousin's girlfriend Xiao Li is very beautiful. She should have been favored at home when she was a child. She is a girl with great personality. I can see that my cousin has been bullied by her. My aunt doesn't like my cousin's girlfriend very much. She felt a little strong and worried that her cousin would suffer in the future. But my cousin insisted on kneeling. My aunt can only love me, love my dog.

Originally, I planned to simply decorate the house and live in it first, and then redecorate it according to Xiaoli's requirements when I got married. As a result, Xiaoli didn't come back, but also mobilized her cousin to go there for development and told her that gold would shine everywhere.

My cousin came back and told menstruation that he would quit his job and go to Xiaoli's house for development, which frightened menstruation. A programmer ran to the county seat, and there was a big problem in employment. After studying for so many years, his efforts to change careers in recent years have been in vain.

ZSZSZSZ asked her cousin to postpone the plan to find Xiaoli on the grounds that Xiaoli was emotionally unstable. Xiaoli and her cousin agreed to wait until she passed the probation period.

Xiao Yan hopes her cousin can develop in Wuhan, and she can help take care of her when she gets married and has children in the future. I hope her cousin can persuade Xiaoli to come back.

Three months later, Xiao Li passed the probation period, and my cousin tried to persuade Xiao Li to return to Wuhan. Xiao Li hung up the phone and said, "If you don't want to come, you just don't love me, so break up."

Early the next morning, my cousin resigned from the company, bought a train ticket, and pursued his love with the idea that gold would always shine. Xiaoli specially asked for leave to pick him up, and went back to see her parents with her cousin that day. Honest cousin has been recognized by Xiaoli's parents. As long as her cousin finds a job, she can basically talk about marriage.

My cousin soon found a job. Although it was not his favorite game industry, he finally matched his major.

When they reached the stage of talking about marriage, Xiao Yan set about buying a house in Xiao Li's city. At that time, she didn't have much money in her hand and planned to pay a down payment to her cousin. They repay the loan themselves, or Xiao Yan and her uncle subsidize a little every month. They kept the house in Wuhan for them and wanted to come back and develop a home in the future. Anyway, the family left them a son.

Cousin feels good, both of them have provident fund and parents' support, so there is almost no burden.

When my cousin and Xiaoli discussed it, they refused in one breath. "Our house is cheap. We all buy houses in full in Wuhan. If we don't buy a house in full, how can my parents be human? "

Cousin can only consult with his parents. My aunt was a little surprised to hear that my cousin wanted to buy a house in full. I wonder what he thinks. After consulting with my uncle, I had to sell the house and buy a house for my cousin. Anyway, my cousin needs money for marriage, banquet and bride price, and my uncle is in poor health. I had to keep some money around to defend myself, so I agreed.

My cousin told this "good news" to Xiaoli. Xiao Li was glad to treat her cousin to a big meal. Apart from Xiao Li's strong personality, the relationship between them is still very good.

My cousin told Xiaoli the result of their parents' discussion. They talked about their future plans. Parents planned the bride price and banquet, and they can get married when they buy a house. Xiaoli is very happy. Although both of them are still young, it is not easy to walk all the way from college. Getting married early is a positive result.

They talked about the bride price. Many lovers didn't get together, and many fell over the bride price. Aunt thinks that a daughter as old as others can't lose each other when she marries her family, and she is going to give Xiaoli 80 thousand yuan as a bride price. In our situation, 80,000 yuan is not too small. A suite, hardware, wine, bride price, many old people have saved up for most of their lives.

Xiao Li was a little surprised to hear 80 thousand bride price. She thinks that her cousin is from a big city, and it is too little to give 80 thousand bride price.

"Our family has no bride price less than 654.38+ million. It's not the money, but the parents' face. "

Xiao Li's words surprised my cousin a little. I thought 80,000 yuan was enough for the woman's face, but I didn't even reach the bottom line. I think it's only 20 thousand yuan I believe it's no problem to discuss it with my parents. More than four years of feelings can't be destroyed with 20 thousand yuan.

Cousin and Xiaoli didn't quarrel because of the bride price, but the atmosphere was awkward.

My cousin told my aunt about the bride price, and her aunt readily agreed. When she sold the house, she began to plan their affairs.

Things are going well for them. In order not to delay the process, Xiaoli began to look at the house. She took a fancy to a commercial house in the city. The transportation is convenient, and the price is slightly higher in the local area, but it is acceptable, but Xiaoli's reason is unacceptable to her cousin.

Xiao Li has a younger brother who is a freshman in hubei university of arts and science. If he buys a house in the city, his younger brother can live in his own home, and they won't have children for a while anyway.

My cousin has a good temper and is obviously a little unhappy to hear this reason. Xiaoli saw her cousin's mood change and quickly comforted him: "That is, he will come to supplement nutrition at the weekend and won't stay long. Maybe my brother will stay with us in the future! "

My cousin thinks that Xiaoli 19-year-old brother's weight has exceeded 180 kg, and needs to be supplemented with nutrition. He felt angry and funny. The big problem has been solved, but we can't capsize because of the small problem. Cousin smiled and said, "Let's live as a family, it's empty anyway. Will he buy a house here in the future? "

Xiaoli nestled in her brother's arms. "Yes, my mother wants him to accompany her. The family has already started to save money for him, and has already saved tens of thousands. "

"oh! That's still far away! "

"It's okay! There are still tens of thousands of deposits in a few years, plus hundreds of thousands now. We will help him again at that time and pay a down payment. " Xiao Li said.

Xiaoli's words hurt her cousin deeply. Xiaoli's family has calculated her own 10 million bride price, and she will buy a house for her brother in the future.

If so, forget it. Why can my brother pay in installments and force his family to buy a house in full?

During their love, my cousin almost never lost her temper, and this time my cousin was very angry.

Xiaoli patiently comforted her cousin. The more she comforted her cousin, the angrier she became. You ignore me, and I ignore you.

Seeing that May Day is only a few days away, my cousin took this opportunity to go back.

On the second day of May Day, Xiao Li called her cousin and asked him why he had a holiday. Why doesn't he ask himself out to play? Has he been angry about a trifle for so long?

Xiaoli exploded in an instant when she learned that her cousin had returned to Wuhan. "Why don't you say hello to me when you go back? This is disrespectful to me. Are you afraid that I will stop you? Come back with me and come back today. "

Xiao Yan heard Xiao Li yelling into the phone in the living room. After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yan advised her cousin to coax Xiao Li and say hello to her when she came back anyway. My cousin bowed his head and thought for a long time. He said to Xiao Yan, "Mom, the house is not for sale. I want to break up with her. "

Aunt felt incredible. She is so madly in love that she will break up with one phone call. She advised her cousin to think clearly and not to get angry. It's not easy for them to be together for so many years.

My cousin told my aunt firmly that he had thought it over this time.

Aunt sighed, "In short, you have to think clearly, no matter what you decide, mom will support you."

"I can't let you be wronged."

"Silly boy, we have nothing to be wronged? Think for yourself. " Aunt said that and went out, let my cousin think about it, and came back at noon to buy my cousin's favorite prawns and mutton skewers. I don't know whether this is a treat or a celebration.

In the afternoon, my cousin sent a message to Xiaoli. Xiaoli didn't expect her docile cousin to dare to break up and complain. Cousin almost didn't react. Xiaoli is a little flustered and can't exert herself. She is going to wait for her cousin to come back to work after the May Day holiday, and then find a chance to make up for it.

That night, my cousin cried in the room all night, which made my aunt feel very uncomfortable.

After May Day, my cousin quit his job and is going to Wuhan to look for a job. My cousin didn't consider going back to his old company. Although he is sincere, he will never make a second choice and never go back to grass. This is his principle.

Xiaoli was completely panicked when she learned that her cousin had resigned, so she asked for leave to come to Wuhan to find him. No matter how Xiaoli begged her cousin, she wouldn't let go. He doesn't make decisions easily. Once she makes a decision, it's hard to change it.

Xiaoli cried and begged her cousin not to be so capricious in the future. They can live in Wuhan. She quit her job and went to Wuhan to get married.

No matter how much concession Xiaoli made, my cousin didn't look back. He bought a return ticket for Xiaoli and took her to the railway station. He smiled and said to Xiaoli, "I wish you happiness. Don't be so capricious in the future."

After giving Xiaoli a hug, she turned and left. At the moment of turning around, my cousin cried, tears welled up, but he didn't look back and continued pacing. Xiaoli also cried. She knew that this love no longer belonged to her. Maybe she didn't really know her cousin until that day, but she didn't get a second chance.

Does cousin love Xiao Li?

Affirm love, but don't turn around because you love her. Love is mutual and equal, not imposed on one side. Xiao Li used to be like this. My cousin doesn't want this. Their love has gone bad since Xiao Li compromised.

Take this story to remind the strong party in love that there is a saying that "no one is born strong". In other words, "no one is born weak".

Everyone knows that extremes meet, but you ignore it when you are in it. Wait until you lose it and regret it.

The beautiful young wife just got home, just sat down and turned on the TV when she heard someone knocking at the door, saying that she wanted to sign for the express delivery. When she opened the door, she took a single look, which was vague, but the words inflatable doll stood out.

She almost collapsed and felt extremely stimulated and insulted. Just calm for a while, I heard someone knocking at the door. She quickly dragged the inflatable doll to the bedroom. When she opened the door, she saw her husband. He looked at her husband's smirk and felt that her husband was shameless and extremely disgusting.

She wanted her husband to confess, but when he watched TV casually, she finally got angry and slapped her husband, saying that you are a pervert and a wretched man who did such a shameful thing and pretended as if nothing had happened. My husband was cheated. At the same time, my husband's phone rang. My husband took the phone and shouted at each other angrily. How many times have I told you not to let you harass my wife? Why do you have to upset my family?

His wife left tears. He looked at the husband in front of him and was desperate. It seems that there are not only inflatable dolls, but also mistresses I was about to argue with my husband when I heard someone knocking at the door and opened it. That's Tang Xiao, a beautiful female neighbor downstairs. She just got divorced and took care of a child. When Tang Xiao saw her, she was very guilty and sorry. She said, sister-in-law, I'm sorry. It's my fault that I didn't tell you about my big brother.

My wife is about to collapse, and these three mistresses are still showing off. They were about to get angry. Tang Xiao said that my eldest brother lent me 50,000 yuan because my child was ill in hospital. Just now I called my eldest brother to explain to you, but he wouldn't let me, so I came straight up. I'll pay back the money as soon as possible, and then I turned my head and left.

The wife looked at her husband and asked where the money came from. Husband said it was private money. My wife doesn't want to take care of private money, and she can't bear it. She took the inflatable doll out of the bedroom, and her husband was shocked and said that he didn't buy the inflatable doll, but it must be for Xiao Wang, a single neighbor across the street.

Two men dragged inflatable dolls to knock on the opposite door, and Xiao Wang came out. The husband said, how did Xiao Wang send the inflatable doll you bought to my house? Xiao Wang smiled knowingly and said, I'm sorry. At this time, the wife spoke and disdained to tell Xiao Wang that such a big man didn't look for a daughter-in-law and did such a dirty thing.

When Xiao Wang heard this, he said angrily, I'll take the gun for my eldest brother, and you won't take advantage of the slope. Since you say so, let me tell you clearly that the inflatable doll is not mine, but your husband's.

Seeing that Xiao Wang was so brazen, his wife was about to save her strength to quarrel. My father-in-law came back to see the box of inflatable dolls and said to himself, how did you send it here? Then she walked into the house with the box.

The wife and husband were ashamed and closed the door and entered the house. When he got home, his father-in-law opened the box of the inflatable doll and asked his son why the doll couldn't talk. My son wants to get angry. My father said that your mother is in hospital. She said she was afraid that I would be alone and went to see her today. He said that she bought me a talking doll and asked me to come back and have a look. It seems that your mother has been cheated.

Husband and wife look at each other. . . .

1in the summer of 994, an aunt in my family seriously preferred sons to daughters. The first-born daughter was sent to the little sister's house to raise when she was only half a year old. She had to have another boy, and she was pregnant and miscarried until the fourth child.

My uncle was also very happy, and suggested that since he gave birth to a boy, he would take his daughter home to live, and it didn't matter if he was fined some money, but my aunt quit and quarreled with my uncle. As if she didn't give birth to this daughter. When the quarrel was fierce, I had a fight with my aunt, and my uncle's face was often scratched like a big cat.

One night, two people quarreled about it again. In a rage, my aunt pushed my uncle out of the house, locked him up, and threatened to die in the bedroom: "If you bring the child back to me again, I will drink pesticide to death!"

Uncle is scared! Knocking at the door for mercy, menstruation refused to open the door. My uncle had no choice but to ask my parents and several neighbors for help. Several adults were listening to my aunt's crying in the room and gradually weakened. Thinking that menstruation was really nearsighted, they found a sledgehammer to smash the door lock several times and kicked it open.

As soon as the door opened, I could only smell the pesticide in the room. My uncle turned pale with fear and sat on the ground. My aunt was lying in bed unkempt, her eyes turned white, and she inhaled air but didn't take it out. Everyone thought that she really took the medicine, and she screamed and rushed to the hospital for help.

Uncle Liu, a neighbor, is a country doctor. He is much calmer. He stopped everyone who was about to lift people in too many cooks and said, "We have to go to the nearest town hospital for gastric lavage for 20 kilometers in this village, so Brother He has a tractor. After a long time of turbulence, people have long since disappeared. Now, before the drug has completely broken out, we have to hurry to induce vomiting. "

Everyone just calmed down, boasting that the doctor knows a lot, and how to induce vomiting is difficult. Some people say to use wine, others say to buckle directly with your fingers. At this time, the sober uncle said, "I heard the old man say that it is best to induce vomiting with urine!" " Everyone turned to look at his uncle and suddenly realized that we had to pee in the presence of several children. Boys' urine must have an effect.

But three or four little dolls were scared to death by the sight in the house at this time, and they couldn't pee. When I was at my wit's end, my uncle took a water ladle and took it out directly from the wooden toilet in the corner overnight. The stench filled the whole room instantly!

"Grab my wife's hands and feet and start to fall!" Uncle's eyes were red and he shouted, and everyone didn't care much. Saving lives is very important. He was about to go up and hold the man down when his aunt sat up with wide eyes and shouted, "Don't pour, don't pour, I didn't take any medicine. I spilled medicine on the ground to scare you! "

No one listened at this time, thinking that she didn't cooperate and wanted to commit suicide! A group of people directly held my aunt down, and my uncle grabbed my aunt's chin with one hand and forced a few mouthfuls of urine into it. Everyone quickly let go, and my aunt "vomited" and vomited her intestines on the bed. I really didn't smell pesticide, but I smelled urine overnight!

My aunt vomited to death and cried and scolded my uncle, saying that she was sick to death because she didn't drink medicine. People on one side looked at people and looked for reasons to run away. It soon became a big joke circulating in the whole village.

After such a period of time, my uncle still failed to take my daughter back smoothly. He is worried that his wife will really take medicine next time. It's useless for relatives and friends to call him a wimp. It's not good to prefer boys to girls. He can only sigh silently.

My daughter is taken good care of at her aunt's house. Only the aunt whose son has no daughter raised her as her own daughter for her school and life. Gradually, the daughter will not be close to her parents.

When my daughter was seventeen or eighteen, my aunt wanted to take her home and went to her aunt's house in a few days. I won't go to menstruation's until I get married. It's my aunt's house, refusing to recognize my birth mother. This is called self-inflicted, right?

I'm Guan Xiaoxi. Let's share some short stories.

Once I went to class, I was stopped by a girl at the gate of the teaching building and asked, "classmate, can you tell me how to get to the classroom of a college?" I happened to pass by and took her with me. On the way, she told me that her hometown XXX had gone home and asked her to come and take the class. Barabara ... I smiled and nodded. At the back door of the classroom, she went in and sat in the last row, packed her schoolbag, arranged her hair, took out her mobile phone and put it on the table. Then she looked up and saw the teacher standing on the platform preparing for class-me. Her expression was so distorted that she left silently after the phone call. ...

My mother asked me, "Why don't you go on a date this weekend?" I said, "No woman likes me." My mother comforted me: "Maybe it's because you didn't do well enough. If a woman likes you, what will you do for her? " I said without thinking, "anything will do." Mom nodded: "Good boy, mom likes you. Would you like to help her wash the dishes? "

Once on the bus, I saw a man and a woman, who should be a couple. The woman sat, and the man stood beside her without a seat, rubbing her hair and playing. Then the woman said, touch your dog. The man replied in a super-Soviet tone, I don't have a dog at home, and I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I just want to have you. I felt very romantic at that time, and the woman smiled shyly twice. Unexpectedly, the man added: after all, raising pigs is to make a fortune.

Wang Dazhuang bought a barrel of wine, but she couldn't leave it at home, but left it at the door. Afraid of being stolen, he put a note on the bucket, which read: Don't steal. One night passed, and when Wang Dazhuang got up, he found that he had drunk half the wine. Wang Dazhuang was so angry that he changed the words on the note to: theft fine. One night, Wang Dazhuang woke up and found that he had lost another quarter of his wine. Wang Dazhuang had no choice but to tear up the note and put a piece of paper on it again, which read: Urine bucket. One night passed, and Wang Dazhuang got up and found that the bucket was full ... So Wang Dazhuang silently tore up the note and posted the first note: No stealing.

Earlier, there was a lonely old man in my village, who was over eighty years old. One day, he bought a bottle of pesticide, made some delicious food, put on clothes, drank medicine, then lay in bed, covered himself with a quilt and fell asleep.

As a result, I woke up the next morning and nothing happened, so I was angry. I went to the drug seller: Why did you sell me fake drugs? I am so old, is it easy to save money? At that time, the drug seller was a grocery store, and the salesman said, how did I sell you fake drugs? Did I charge you? It turned out that the salesman simply confiscated his money, guessed that he was going to die, and gave him a bottle of Coca-Cola!

In the early years, there was a case of catching a trafficker in a community in Hu Axiang.

One day, a seven-year-old child named Yan was playing with his mother in the community. Her mother talks endlessly when she meets her best friend. The child went to play nearby by himself. At this time, a young female Taoist priest came in a hurry, wearing a robe, holding a bun and pedaling cloth shoes. She looked around, obviously looking for something. ……

When the mother finished the topic, she suddenly remembered her long-lost son. He hurried around looking for greetings. I've looked everywhere in the neighborhood, but there's no one there! Mom couldn't help but panic, so she expanded the scope and asked around to make a phone call. An old lady told her that she vaguely heard a child calling mom, mom. She followed the sound and found a young woman forcibly holding her child into the underground garage. At that time, she thought it was the mother of the child.

Mom was shocked to hear that. Isn't this a traffickers? ! Just now, that sneaky female Taoist priest was the most suspicious, wearing a cassock to hide people's eyes and ears, but doing shameful evil deeds! Mom shouted at once, catch the trafficker! Catch a woman dealer!

The surrounding residents suddenly became alert, and several burly men immediately asked, where is it? ?

Mother was in tears and even said that she caught my son in the underground garage. ...

The people next to him immediately asked someone to help the police, and some people reported the property. Immediately, the security guards blocked the entrance and exit, and all the security guards were holding batons. ...

The underground garage has two floors and a large area, so it will be difficult to find a car for a while.

Property monitoring is controlled and viewed by the police. Surveillance shows that there is indeed a woman with a child under her arm, but this does not prove that it was not done by a woman, because she may be an accomplice. Surveillance also showed a woman's driveway following into the garage.

None of the vehicles leaving the station showed that the children's and women's lanes had left the garage, and pedestrians did not see them.

Traffickers and children must still be in the community and underground garage! Step up search every corner and any suspicious woman!

At this moment, my mother's phone rang. The child cried on the phone and said, mom, we are at home!

Security guards and police quickly blocked the entrance and exit of the building.

When the police and mother arrived home, they found the woman in rags with messy hair, carrying a cloth bag and holding the child in one hand. When the child saw his mother, he threw himself into her arms and cried. ...

The fact is this: when the child was out of the sight of his mother, he met a distant daughter of the child, menstruation, and his uncle, and came here to do some small business. He saw the child from a relative's house, and his period was happy. He hugged the child forcibly and wanted to take him to play. The child is afraid that his mother won't agree, so he shouts, mom, mom!

Female Taoist priests are also visiting friends. I was afraid of what would happen when I saw a child dancing wildly on all fours. She followed the garage to ask questions, and she also took the elevator upstairs. I don't want to. This uncle's menstrual temper is very hot. When he saw another monk meddling, he couldn't help but get angry. After the verbal conflict, he bullied her and then slapped her, only to find that the female Taoist priest was a practitioner. After three or five times, he cut them dry and fell to the ground.

The child was scared beside him, crying and shouting, stop fighting, stop fighting, meowed!

Finally, the woman sent the child home, as simple as that, just a false alarm.

There is a man nicknamed "idiot". You said he was sane. He always gives people the feeling of lacking something, but he can eat, drink, talk and laugh, and there are many things. What he did was ridiculous.

Well, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and every household can post couplets. If he can read, he can post "Fat Pig Full Circle" on the front door? It was discovered by a group of primary school students who came home from school.

Suddenly there was a big joke, and the whole village knew it. That "idiot" woman named Dajingzi is an impatient person. I heard that she hurried home to tear off the couplets, and then jumped up and stamped her feet to scold the man.

"Silly two" was humbled and felt that she had been scolded by a woman. The more she thinks about it, the more blocked it is. She rushed into the wing, picked up a bottle of rat poison and drank it.

Dajingzi never dreamed that he would do such a stupid thing by calling him a few words of "idiot", and he was shocked at once.

People who heard the news quickly carried "Silly Two" to the village health station, and then looked at "Silly Two", their faces turned pale and their breath was dying.

There is a female doctor in the health station. When she heard that someone had drunk poison, she immediately arranged gastric lavage and asked what poison she had drunk. Nobody knows.

The brother-in-law of "Silly Two" came in a hurry. He was shocked when he heard that his uncle had drunk rat poison. He opened a pesticide seed company in the town, specializing in all kinds of rat poison, and the medicine drunk by "idiot" is one of them.

Dajingzi went home to find the medicine bottle, and his brother-in-law took it and looked at the trademark carefully, suddenly laughing.

Just when everyone was wondering, my brother-in-law walked into the ward, grabbed the "idiot" by the ear and picked it up. "What are you pretending to be? You are drinking fake rat poison. How much you drink won't kill you. "

Taking his word, Silly jumped up and said, "Why didn't you say so earlier? I thought it was a real rat poison, which almost scared me to death. "

My brother used to be a soldier. Retired from the army thirty years ago. One day ten years ago, he suddenly received a phone call from the director of the police station and asked him if he was XXX. If so, he hurried to the police station.

The younger brother was puzzled and had to go to the police station honestly. The director of the police station told him that the company commander was in the army when looking for him. He didn't come to several comrades-in-arms gatherings and couldn't be contacted. So the company commander directly contacted the county public security bureau and asked the public security bureau to find this person and his contact information. The county public security bureau informed the local police station to find this man, so the director of the police station called his brother to the police station.

The director said it was his old leader, and the company commander wanted to see him, that's all.

This time, my brother was invited by the police chief. I thought it was important. It turned out that my old leader was looking for him, and he almost cried with joy.

Later, when my brother went to the comrades-in-arms party, the company commander asked him, XXX, you handsome guy in Guangxi, do you know how hard I worked to find you?