Morning meeting joke sharing _ Morning meeting happy event

Jokes can not only reflect all aspects of social life, but also contain people's expectations and demands for a better life. The following is a joke I shared with you about the morning meeting. I hope you like it!

Share jokes in the morning meeting 1. If you are broad-minded and peaceful, you can enjoy happiness even with bread and boiled water. If you are often dissatisfied with others and yourself and complain about your life and destiny, even eating bird's nest and shark's fin will be like chewing wax. If suffering crushes you, and you feel sorry that I am unlucky and I can't get up, then I will never get up. But if you think of me in a different attitude, I don't believe that suffering can crush me or crush you, and you will always stand proudly.

2. Those who look to the future are far-sighted; Looking back, it is the watchman who is addicted to memories; What we grasp today is a doer based on reality. Yesterday has passed and tomorrow will come, so cherish today. I learned to believe in myself and affirm my importance from the pain, and I also realized that in a balanced interpersonal relationship, I should learn to please myself first, and then please others.

3. Just when I went out, I saw a girl with a short skirt and low chest in front, playing with her mobile phone while walking. I said:? Sister, there is a deep ditch in front of you. ? Sister clutching her chest said, rogue! ? Then, with a bang, she fell into the ditch. Why is the most basic communication between people so difficult? . .

Today, I brought my girlfriend of one year home to meet my parents. My girlfriend came in and saw my dad stunned for a while, so she called dad. My dad turned around and said to me meaningfully: You know everything. ? What happened? What do I know? It's a mess Leave me alone.

5. If God wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

6. Offline people never know how long online people have been waiting for her.

7. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: I bought it all when I received the fund ~ ~

8. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun? And it's the most famous in Tianjin? Hey hey?

9. Call in the new morning? Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.

10. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, and you are always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

1 1. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

12. Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

13. Can you see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard?

14. In Africa, when the gazelle wakes up every morning, it knows that it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will be eaten. When the lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, or he will starve to death. Whether you are a lion or a gazelle, you'd better start running when the sun rises.

15. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life, while fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us have no time to be empty. May your life be colorful and happy forever!

1. Long ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. The lies were washed first, and they left in real clothes, but the truth refused to wear lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies in real clothes, but it was difficult to accept the naked truth.

If I win10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

3. Urgent notice: Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education and your resume and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is necessary to recruit Chang 'e! (Bring your own rabbit)

4. I can tolerate fake figure, fake face, fake chest and fake buttocks! But I just can't stand that money is fake! !

5. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

What makes you tired is not the distant mountain, but a grain of sand in your shoe.

7. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

8. Ask what the world is like, but everything has its vanquisher!

9. We walk too fast for our souls to keep up?

10. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

1 1. Brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

12. The tiger is not arrogant. You think I'm hellokitty! Xiao Lv is not arrogant. You think I'm Snoopy!

13. You all know my gender, my name, my age, my hobbies, needless to say, my specialty, eating!

14. I am a super networm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, k me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry me, stew me, stew me, steam me, fuck me, cook me? I have no complaints, but the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous and temperamental beauty in the world-XXX (XXX stands for girlfriend's name, which is very classic).

15. My nickname on the earth is Zhang Fei. My age is a secret. I guess my height and weight. I have many hobbies. I am not tall, short, thin, beautiful or ugly. Now living on the third planet earth in the four-dimensional space of the universe, the Milky Way and the solar system. Please give me more advice!

Morning meeting motivates jokes 1. My name is Weibaba, my height is1.8m, my age is 28, my gender is under 380, and my annual salary is 48,000. The foundation of my house is being stripped, and I need a father to support me. I wonder who will marry?

2. Poor is ugly, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Go online today and recruit a girlfriend. On the road of revolution, I will join hands shoulder to shoulder ~ ~

Good love makes you see the world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

4. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

5. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

6. I can't write multiple-choice questions in an exam. Like the male classmate next door asking for help, he quickly pointed out five female classmates, oh ... BBACD.

7. I:? Dude, where's your car? Can I borrow it? I took my girlfriend to do something. ? Buddy:? In the underground parking lot, there is not much oil. Remember to add it to me when you come back. ? Two hours later, I returned my car keys to my buddy. Buddy:? Did you fill me up with gas? Me:? No, I haven't started yet. ? I cut my girlfriend's messy hair and dragged her away.

8. A foreign student from Europe and America came to my class. She is a beautiful woman, so I accosted her and asked her which country she came from in broken English. Then she answered in broken Chinese. In your Chinese, I have never set it? I was cheated at that time. What can make the sun never set?

9. I managed to coax the goddess into opening a room. The goddess told me to wait for her. She went to take a bath. Bored to look at the circle of friends, I saw the goddess saying in the circle of friends that I was so happy today. The goddess promised to accompany me to open a room and sent photos. I was dizzy at that time, fuck, if I had known she thought so, why did I bother to coax her? Should I leave or wait for her to come out of the shower in my room? Everybody tell me!

10. I went to the hospital for a physical examination today and met a buddy with a plaster cast on his limbs. Out of curiosity, I asked my buddy what happened to you. He said helplessly that it was his fault for not drinking milk, and I asked, "Drink milk?" The elder brothers wronged that I have been drinking well, but I never expected Niu Yi's ass to sit down!

1 1. Will you miss me when I leave? Will you still smile when I leave? When I left, were you recalling the past? Will you cry when I leave? Will you say goodbye to me when I leave? The bleak autumn will bury my thoughts of you.

12. I didn't know what I was doing, but it disappeared forever. Hate is missing, smile and disappear. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you. True compassion, without any constraints, is not only concerned, but also can lead the other side to bravely accept various experiences, let the other side fall, learn to be responsible for themselves and find their own way out.

13. This night, everything was quiet. Gently turn on the gentle voice, let your heart indulge in music, and the music will slide across your chest like water. Every time, I dance with you in my heart. The music keeps repeating and I just want to dance with you until the end of time. At this time, no matter where you are. My heart will only hug you warmly until the end of a hundred years of life.

14. Faith is not a storm in summer, which comes and goes quickly, but a smoky wind in spring, which never stops blowing to the earth. Faith is not a stormy wave, which rises and falls suddenly, but the waves whispering on the beach, which impact the land endlessly. Faith is not a colorful lantern on the long street, which lights up when it is turned on and dims when it is turned off, but a brilliant sunshine in the sky that never stops burning itself.

15. The most difficult thing to improve is height; The most difficult thing to change is the treatment. The most difficult thing to unify is caliber; The most difficult thing to serve is leadership. The most difficult thing to deal with is the relationship; The hardest thing to lose is weight. The most difficult thing to increase is income; The hardest thing to control is the mouth. The most difficult thing to suppress is the hatred of the rich; The most difficult thing to achieve is the ideal, and the most difficult thing to forget is the dream; The hardest thing to grasp is time.

16. Never expect to start a new life when everything gets better, because life itself is the sum of good and bad. Every day in life may encounter unexpected adversity, and the good and the bad are mixed. The only thing we can do is to find a suitable way to live with a tough and positive attitude in all the unhappiness, disappointment and even cruelty.

17. The world is very complicated, but it is only the complexity of people's hearts; The world is ugly, but it is just sinister; The world is dark, but it's just a sly heart. Therefore, the mind is bodhi, an evil force. Everything comes from the heart, everything follows the heart, and everything is attached to the heart. Out of sight, out of mind. If you have a kind heart, you have nothing to worry about; If you are kind, there will be no hateful people; If the heart is simple, the world is empty.

18. Time can make deep things deeper and deeper, and it can also make shallow things shallower and shallower. It is a positive attitude to live by people's efforts. Contentment is also a lot of things. Don't wait to lose them before you know how to cherish them in endless loneliness. Until then, even if I understand, I can't get back everything I can lose.

19. Life is a ship. It doesn't care about the starting point, only about the direction. It matters not what someone is born but what they grow to be. As long as they set their goals, choose the right direction, work hard to be an oar and an ideal sail, they will certainly be able to gallop successfully on the road of life.