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Find a pure and ambiguous Chapter 805 Take revenge with one shot.
"This is not simple? Let me tell you something. The more beautiful a woman is, the more vain she is. Or your offensive is not in place! " Qing Guangheng said disdainfully, "Turn around and lend you our car. If you buy a diamond ring again, I won't believe that she is not tempted! "
"Diamond ring ... but ..." Zou Ruoguang said awkwardly, "My dad won't give me that much money!"
"Ha ha, this is a bank card. There are 100,000 yuan in it, you can spend it first. " QingGuangHeng conveniently pulled out a card and handed it to Zou Ruoguang.
"This ... I can't afford it ..." Zou Ruoguang hesitated. The hand has reached out to the bank card.
"Cough! I am your brother. I'll pay you back. " Qing Guangheng waved his hand and said, "If it's not enough, ask for it again. Don't lose your family. "
"That is, that is, you can rest assured. I'm leaving. " Zou Ruoguang was overjoyed to hear that he didn't have to pay back the money.
"Wait, that Zhao Ying doesn't mean anything to you now. If you ask her out, you won't say yes, but you can find another high-sounding excuse. " Qing Guangheng waved and called Zou Reguang back.
"ah! Cousin, do you have any good ideas? " Zou Re light a listen to is really like this, if Zhao Ying don't go out with yourself, it is a good car to drive a fart?
"Hey hey. Of course there are ideas! " Qing Guangheng rolled his eyes and said, "You are my cousin. And Zhao Ying, a relative of your wife. So it all matters. I'll tell your wife then. Tell her to tell Zhao Ying that we just got married and didn't buy many wedding supplies. So let her help buy it, and I don't think she will have any idea. You can go with her then, and then it's up to you! "
"That's a good idea!" Zou Ruoguang nodded again and again after listening: "That depends on your cousin!"
"Don't worry. Just wait! " Love light heng nodded his head.
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Yang Ming is lying in bed leisurely. Look at the movement in the opposite room out of the corner of my eye.
Sun Jie thought Yang Ming was confusing her at first, but after waiting for a long time, Yang Ming didn't come out of the next room. I can't help getting angry!
This Yang Ming is not deliberately fooling himself and Xiaoqing again, is it?
"What's the matter?" See Sun Jie looking, Xiaoqing asked.
"Yang Ming went to sleep in another room!" Xiaoqing didn't good the spirit said.
"That's not good? Isn't that what you want? " Xiao Qing laughed.
"I think he is playing hard to get. I want us to take the initiative to find him. " Sun Jie analyzed.
"What if it is?" Xiaoqing doesn't matter. Yang Ming is already an "old married couple", but I just don't know why Sun Jie still pretends to be so reserved.
Xiaoqing thinks that Sun Jie is pretending because she was in the bathroom of the bar before. I saw an "amazing" scene! I couldn't help but want to talk to Yang Ming outside, and I began to be reserved when I came back.
"We lock the door and sleep, ignoring him." Sun Jie just locked the door and went back to bed. Sit down. Stretched himself and said.
"Are you? Do you really think so? " There are only two women left, and Xiaoqing has become bold in speaking. This is also because she had such a relationship with Sun Jie before. Two people who do not know each other. You don't have to hide what you said.
"What else can you think?" Sun Jie was stupefied and said, "Ah? I said Xiaoqing, in your words. How come there seems to be something in the words? "
"No .. I just think. You can't help it. " Xiaoqing snickered: "Your demand is stronger than mine?"
"Ah. Then I'll go to you instead of her ... or we'll relive the old love? " Hearing this, Sun Jie was not shy at all. Instead, I made a joke. No wonder, the relationship between the two before. There is nothing to be ashamed of.
"I don't want it." Xiao Qing shook her head and said, "Don't even think about it in the future. Looking back now. Such a boring thing. We can still do it with relish. "
"It seems that after you and Yang Ming, you can't extricate yourself." Sun Jie quipped.
"Also said that I? Aren't you the same? " Xiaoqing is not as calm as usual at the moment. I got mixed up with Sun Jie.
"I what? It's too late for him to be on my embankment! " Sun Jie although think that kind of feeling is quite good. But until we understand this relationship. Sun Jie felt that Yang Ming was more like invading her.
"Deception. I don't know who it is. Before, in the bathroom of the bar, crying shocked me. " Xiaoqing saw that Sun Jie denied her, so she exposed Sun Jie's behavior face to face. Anyway, Yang Ming didn't come to her, and she didn't shy away.
"Ah ..." Sun Jie was surprised, but I didn't expect Xiaoqing to know what happened in the bathroom today. Suddenly blushed. Can't talk.
I just vowed to guard against Yang Ming, so it soon became a joke, and. It doesn't seem to prevent Yang Ming, but seems to find every opportunity to cheat with Xiao Qing. ...
"That's ... that's not because I'm drunk ..." Sun Jie stuttered.
"What's the name of a sentence? The explanation is to hide it ... besides, when I watched it, you were very involved. I dropped the cup. You didn't notice. " Xiao Qing doesn't believe Sun Jie.
"I ... I ..." Sun Jie couldn't wait to find a place to disappear. Xiao Qing said red in the face.
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"Ha ha ha ha ....." Yang Ming laughed my head off in the next room. Dance. He has been paying attention to the movement in the next room, although he can't hear the sound. But I can read lips.
Yang Ming never dreamed. Meekly Xiaoqing and Sun Jie will be amazing together! Look at Sun Jie's face like a little sun. Yang Ming almost couldn't pass.
Yang Ming thought, now that the two have spoken. Here's their chance? Yang Ming crept to his feet. Walk to the door. However, Yu Guangzhong still pays attention to the movement in the next room.
Sun Jie was angry with embarrassment. Got into the quilt and never came out. Xiaoqing is covering her mouth. I couldn't help laughing.
This kind of door lock is not an obstacle for Yang Ming at all. Opened the door lock easily with a paper clip, and then swaggered in.
"ah? Yang Ming? How did you get in? " Xiaoqing one leng heart way. Sun Jie, this Steve stopped the flood. When you said you locked the door, you actually left it for Yang Ming.
Yang Ming gently closed the door, and then instantly locked it, breaking the lock. Think for a while, even if someone wants to run out, it is impossible.
The first time. Always be strong. After the first time, the second time and the third time are not dreams.
"Xiaojie, Yang Ming is here." Xiaoqing patted the whole body and buried her head in the quilt for Sun Jiedao.
"liar! I locked the door, how could he come in? " Sun Jie does not believe: "Just lie to me, I won't be fooled!"
"Really, I didn't lie to you ..." Xiao Qing wry smile way.
"Who believes. I think you probably want to make Yang Ming crazy and hallucinate. " Sun Jie has just been humiliated by Xiao Qing, where will believe her at the moment?
"Don't believe you!" Xiao Qing said helplessly.
"I don't watch.
"Sun Jie refused.
"ha. Don't look, don't look. You don't look at me, I come to see you. " Yang Ming suddenly said loudly.
"Oh!" Sun Jie was stunned and a little surprised: "I also have hallucinations?"
However, Sun Jie immediately got out of the quilt and stared at Xiaoqing: "Say. Did you secretly open the door? Let him in? "
Sun Jie was confused by anger in front of Xiaoqing. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqing sat next to her from beginning to end if she went down to open the door. How could she not know?
"Forget it, don't be suspicious, I opened the door." Yang Ming raised the paper clip on his hand and made a gesture. "Unfortunately, although the door was open, it seems that I broke the lock," he said.
Yang Ming's words made Xiaoqing and Sun Jie blush. I think so. The two of them are really oversensitive, but they underestimated Yang Ming's means.
"The door lock is broken?" Sun Jie frowned. "Did you break it on purpose? Mobile phone reading novel access "
"Whatever you think. But ... it seems that the three of us can only make do in the same bed tonight. " Yang Ming said. I reached out and turned off the light in the room. The room suddenly darkened.
The sudden darkness made Xiaoqing and Sun Jie panic. I can't see where Yang Ming is. However, Yang Ming can see them. Yang Ming went to the bed and lay down in the middle of the big bed. He said to himself, "it's a long night, and I don't want to sleep." Hmm. Who should I make out with first? Sun Jie came here once today, so please call her Sister Xiaoqing. You can't favor one over the other. "
Yang Ming's cheekiness made Xiaoqing and Sun Jie blush. Two people moved to both sides of the bed at the same time, and they didn't want to ask Yang Ming to pick them up. But what Yang Ming made up his mind to, is it so easy to change?
It is not so much Yang Ming's insistence as Xiao Qing's reluctance. Xiaoqing is shy, but she knows that Yang Ming won't just let herself go. Just a grind heart way. It's getting dark anyway. Sun Jie was out of sight again. The big deal is that I can't stand the sound for a while. I'll get through it.
With this mentality. Xiaoqing will not struggle. Yang Ming pushed him down on the bed and began to enjoy Yang Ming's tenderness.
But ... Xiaoqing's idea is good, but the actual situation is completely different! Especially Sun Jie, can you let her go easily? Sun Jie was horribly ashamed by Xiao Qing just now. I was so angry that I couldn't find a chance for revenge.
Now that we have a golden opportunity, how can we not avenge this arrow?
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