What are the classic funny sentences on the Internet?

3. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

2. Get drunk on the wine table if you don't sleep in class ~

1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu. ...

4. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

2. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

3. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Never treat the animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly. ...

6. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7. Women remember: Be sure to eat, play, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...

I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

7. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

8. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

9. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

10. Living in bed, dying in bed, wanting to live and die, is also in bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... Tell her to go back to sleep!

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.

1. A tree will die if it is not skinned. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2. Do everything, do everything.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

4. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales.

6. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play the bad ones well.

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

1 1. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.