Jokes about job hunting.

1。 One day, a senior company wants to recruit people, and a high flyers will apply. The boss asked him what kind of working environment he wanted.

The man said: I want to earn 65,438+10,000 yuan a month. One month a year, the company let me go abroad at public expense, and the company also let me rent a house at public expense.

The boss said: I will give you a salary of 200,000 yuan a month, let you go abroad at public expense for two months a year, and the company will give you your house back.

The man said in surprise, I'm X, aren't you? Great, you can't be kidding.

The boss said, I'm X. You made fun of me first.

2. It's hard to find a job. A girl just said three words and got in! Hundreds of college students rushed to sign up for a job in a company: "I'm from Peking University", "I'm from Jiaotong University", "I'm from Zhejiang University" and "I'm from TV University". . . . .

suddenly

A girl screamed loudly: "I have big waves"!

The chairman said on striking table, it's you!

Later, the chairman called the girl to her private office.

Close the doors and windows

Draw the curtains

He said, you have a big wave. Take it out and have a look

The girl took out her diploma-Ningbo University.

Shan Cai said that their dormitory went to the campus job fair together. HR is very strict, basically everyone comes out with a sad face …

When I got to her, I was despised by HR as usual, and then I drove her away ... But she stood up calmly and held out her hand, "Give me my resume back, which cost me twenty cents" ... HR looked at her in surprise ...

As a result, she was hired, which really deserves her financial management background …

4. At the school job fair, Michelin (who makes tires) asked a question: Why don't birds get an electric shock when standing on high-voltage lines?

A classmate in my dormitory replied: Because it is wearing Michelin rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate who was hired in the whole school. ...