Jokes caused by civilized dialects

1, a person in the hospital infusion, lose began to laugh wildly. Others asked him what he was laughing at. He said, "I smiled a little ..."

2. Why is vernier caliper not lonely? Because it doesn't read.

3. Once upon a time, there was a whale. Later, he became ill.

One day, a buddy came to our house and saw the words "Be careful of the glass" posted on the gate. He turned his head and left. He pointed to the gate and said, "You don't welcome me here ~"