Urgent! ! ! ! The lines of Pan Changjiang's sketch "Building No.3"

lines from the sketch of the director of Building No.3

(p Director Pan Changjiang H He Sangu L Lin Xiamei J Collective)

P: Are all the citizens of Building No.3 here? (Coming)

P: Gee, there are so many good friends coming from the audience. Happy New Year, friends. . . I tell you a piece of good news. Our building No.3 has been awarded the glorious title of "civilized corridor" by the community. I make it clear that I firmly refuse it. Do you know why?

J: why?

P: The main thing is that I haven't done my job well, so the contradiction between He Sangu and Lin Xiamei hasn't been solved. Isn't it a bit boring for you to say that we have to resort to deception to get advanced?

J: Yes,

P: So the director of this building will spare no effort to say that 4 kilograms will help them join hands and March into the new century with kindness, without applauding? (Applause) Okay, okay

P: First, please welcome He Sangu and Lin Xiamei to make their debut. What are you doing here? I understand the name. . Shh. . What? . You are afraid, but I'm not afraid of them. I'm telling you, I'm not one of them today. . . No. . . . Grandma. . . I can't fix this. I'll get up by myself.

L: Comrade Lou Chang, don't make this up. There are no peonies in our neighborhood.

H: Lou Chang, there are no outsiders today. They are all relatives and friends. Then I just went on to say

P: Where did I say just now?

L: didn't you just say that our No.3 building was not advanced because there was a contradiction between us?

H: yes, you can't say that, director. You said that, how can we celebrate the New Year?

L: Today, if you don't solve our conflicts in front of everyone, I'll go to your house for the New Year (right)

P: Then dare you two speak out your conflicts in front of your friends

HL: Just say that you are listening (sung later >

H: she sings in the middle of the night to disturb her neighbors. p: she says you disturb her neighbors. l: she cooks in the morning and knocks on the pot. p: she says you knocked on the pot. h: she rattles when I don't talk. p: maybe it's melon seeds.

L: when she sees me twisting my nose, she keeps turning her eyelids. p: a little it's scraped into ashes. Why didn't I know?

L: She said I was flattering you, like a pair of yellow lovers. P: I'm usually careful, but there's an affair here.

L: I think you see that her heart is too soft.

H: I think you see that she has no words. As the head of the building, you might as well go home and coax the children. . Why don't you go home and coax the children?

P: Unfortunately, I'm single and haven't married my wife, so I can't coax the children. What a hurry.

P: You two join hands to help me find my wife.

H: Listen to this, everyone. He is not afraid of being laughed at. As soon as he gets down to business, he says that he has no wife. Let's get down to business. L: You should solve the contradiction for us quickly. H: Yes, p>P: Do you understand? They have been working hard for a long time. This is. Third aunt, give me some face

H: No, I have to make it clear in front of everyone today how I stabbed her

L: Then make it clear, who am I talking to like a yellow-smiling lover (p: forget it), and is his little touch worth falling in love with?

P: Can you two quarrel without me

H: She's talking nonsense. P: Be polite

L: She's unreasonable. P: Take care of her health. H: It's nothing. P: Compare it with HL: I'm not finished with you. P: I'm a referee. I'm not looking for trouble. This is

H: Oops.

H: yes. didn't Xia mei also ask you to send me tickets for the opera?

L: Yes, my third aunt asked you to send me jiaozi.

H: I didn't send you jiaozi. L: I didn't send you a theater ticket either.

HL: It's all him.

H: Pinch the kernel. L: Press the stomach. HL: Ready to start.

P: Oh, don't press the explosive HL: You're all right. P: Not at all. Both of you are out of breath HL: You are out of breath

P: Third Aunt and Xiamei, listen to me. You said that you are living so well now. Don't quarrel after you are awkward. You usually call me a simpleton. I really want to show you my heart. In fact, I know in my heart that the director of the building is not a leader at all. To put it bluntly, it is to water the flowers, cut the grass and sweep the corridor to organize a blackboard newspaper for a change. The couple's divorce caused me to have a big fire bubble after staying up for two nights, so what am I happy about? I just hope that all the neighbors in Building No.3 can kiss and feel like a family, so how happy everyone is, don't you think?

HL: I

P: Oh, what's so embarrassing about this person? He croakes with his heart, horses and ducks. As long as we China people close our hearts and sleep, whoever is confused will be confused.

L: third aunt h: ah, it doesn't matter that Xiamei can't remember h

HL: The building manager is really good

P: The building manager is just so-so

L: Look, we've made up. H: Stop worrying

L: You're not old in your thirties. L: We'll find you a sister-in-law in the future.

P: No. . . You'd better find a beautiful

HL: Haha. . . Ha ha. .

P: Please, friends here, please

Sing

P: Come on, let's talk about the wonderful life. Life is like a tall building, and the higher it is, the more affectionate you and I are, the faster it changes. Then you don't know anything, that is, the faster it changes. You don't understand anything

The lines of the sketch of Building No.3

(p, the director of the building, Pan Changjiang, H, Sangu, L, Lin Xiamei (Coming)

P: Gee, there are so many good friends coming from the audience. Happy New Year, friends. . . I tell you a piece of good news. Our building No.3 has been awarded the glorious title of "civilized corridor" by the community. I make it clear that I firmly refuse it. Do you know why?

J: why?

P: The main thing is that I haven't done my job well, so the contradiction between He Sangu and Lin Xiamei hasn't been solved. Isn't it a bit boring for you to say that we have to resort to deception to get advanced?

J: Yes,

P: So the director of this building will spare no effort to say that 4 kilograms will help them join hands and March into the new century with kindness, without applauding? (Applause) Okay, okay

P: First, please welcome He Sangu and Lin Xiamei to make their debut. What are you doing here? I understand the name. . Shh. . What? . You are afraid, but I'm not afraid of them. I'm telling you, I'm not one of them today. . . No. . . . Grandma. . . I can't fix this. I'll get up by myself.

L: Comrade Lou Chang, don't make this up. There are no peonies in our neighborhood.

H: Lou Chang, there are no outsiders today. They are all relatives and friends. Then I just went on to say

P: Where did I say just now?

L: didn't you just say that our No.3 building was not advanced because there was a contradiction between us?

H: yes, you can't say that, director. You said that, how can we celebrate the New Year?

L: Today, if you don't solve our conflicts in front of everyone, I'll go to your house for the New Year (right)

P: Then dare you two speak out your conflicts in front of your friends

HL: Just say that you are listening (sung later >

H: she sings in the middle of the night to disturb her neighbors. p: she says you disturb her neighbors. l: she cooks in the morning and knocks on the pot. p: she says you knocked on the pot. h: she rattles when I don't talk. p: maybe it's melon seeds.

L: when she sees me twisting my nose, she keeps turning her eyelids. p: a little it's scraped into ashes. Why didn't I know?

L: She said I was flattering you, like a pair of yellow lovers. P: I'm usually careful, but there's an affair here.

L: I think you see that her heart is too soft.

H: I think you see that she has no words. As the head of the building, you might as well go home and coax the children. . Why don't you go home and coax the children?

P: Unfortunately, I'm single and haven't married my wife, so I can't coax the children. What a hurry.

P: You two join hands to help me find my wife.

H: Listen to this, everyone. He is not afraid of being laughed at. As soon as he gets down to business, he says that he has no wife. Let's get down to business. L: You should solve the contradiction for us quickly. H: Yes, p>P: Do you understand? They have been working hard for a long time. This is. Third aunt, give me some face

H: No, I have to make it clear in front of everyone today how I stabbed her

L: Then make it clear, who am I talking to like a yellow-smiling lover (p: forget it), and is his little touch worth falling in love with?

P: Can you two quarrel without me

H: She's talking nonsense. P: Be polite

L: She's unreasonable. P: Take care of her health. H: It's nothing. P: Compare it with HL: I'm not finished with you. P: I'm a referee. I'm not looking for trouble. This is

H: Oops.

H: yes. didn't Xia mei also ask you to send me tickets for the opera?

L: Yes, my third aunt asked you to send me jiaozi

H: I didn't send you jiaozi. L: I didn't send you a theater ticket either.

HL: It's all him.

H: Pinch the kernel. L: Press the stomach. HL: Ready to start.

P: Oh, don't press the explosive HL: You're all right. P: Not at all. Both of you are out of breath HL: You are out of breath

P: Third Aunt and Xiamei, listen to me. You said that you are living so well now. Don't quarrel after you are awkward. You usually call me a simpleton. I really want to show you my heart. In fact, I know in my heart that the director of the building is not a leader at all. To put it bluntly, it is to water the flowers, cut the grass and sweep the corridor to organize a blackboard newspaper for a change. The couple's divorce caused me to have a big fire bubble after staying up for two nights, so what am I happy about? I just hope that all the neighbors in Building No.3 can kiss and feel like a family, so how happy everyone is, don't you think?

HL: I

P: Oh, what's so embarrassing about this person? He croakes with his heart, horses and ducks. As long as we China people close our hearts and sleep, whoever is confused will be confused.

L: third aunt h: ah, it doesn't matter that Xiamei can't remember h

HL: The building manager is really good

P: The building manager is just so-so

L: Look, we've made up. H: Stop worrying

L: You're not old in your thirties. L: We'll find you a sister-in-law in the future.

P: No. . . You'd better find a beautiful

HL: Haha. . . Ha ha. .

P: Please, friends here, please

Sing

P: Come on, come together and talk about the wonderful life. Life is like a tall building, and the higher it is, the more affectionate you and I are, the faster it changes. Then you don't know anything, but the faster it changes.