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Speaking of testing people's emotions. Try to compare kung fu with every little thing.
1. Only when the sky is darkest can you see the stars in the sky.
Natural talents are like natural plants, which need pruning by learning.
3. Forget the past to make a new beginning.
4, if you want to be better than others, only in every little thing than kung fu.
5. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
6, old books are never tired of reading, familiar with the road. (Song Sushi)
7. Innovation is the key to being a leader or follower.
8. conscience You are the correct judge of good and evil.
9, the scholar rebelled, and it took three years.
10, thrifty housekeeping, cherish material resources
1 1, people who get something for nothing are only poor. -English proverb
12, don't look strong. Use tears appropriately, but don't abuse them.
13, the master took the door and was studying art himself.
14, children without umbrellas must run hard.
15, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.
In short, don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long.
One, there was a young samurai who wanted to be a master with a sword, so he had to find a master. He asked: how long will it take to practice hard to become a master? The master said: Ten years. He asked again: if I don't eat or sleep, how long will it take me to practice hard for 24 hours? The master said: 30 years. He doesn't understand: why? Host: Because you forgot the fun of doing it. Without fun, any success is pale.
Second, don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. If you struggle for a long time, you will be bored, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken. In fact, after all, you don't have a problem with things, but you have a problem with yourself. No matter how embarrassing it is, learn to walk away.
Third, when a person is completely out of step with you, even if everything you say is reasonable, he won't listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more he finds you annoying.
Fourth, doing what you like is freedom, and liking what you do is happiness.
We can do whatever we want while we are young.
6. Don't care too much about other people's feelings. Don't be nervous when others are disappointed. Don't be soft-hearted as soon as others apologize. Don't always make others happy and wronged yourself. Think for yourself, why do you want to make yourself too tired to breathe? You are too sensitive, too kind, and people who are too kind will eventually suffer.
7. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily what you shouldn't give up and stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't.
Eight, I want someone to accompany me to dinner, as long as I am happy, the roadside stalls can eat very contentedly; I want someone to give me a shoulder to lean on when I am sad, and my sadness will be much better; I think someone has been watching every Weibo I wrote by my side, forwarding it to me with great emotion, responding to my feelings and letting the whole world know that we are very happy.
Nine, the most difficult thing about feelings is not that two people really love each other. Love is difficult to maintain and last, because life is not just one day. After all, life is realistic, and people have to go through such a test, not just saying I love you. There will be many unexpected things in life, so be patient enough to face them. You have to go through some things to understand some truth, and many changes have taken place in the experience.
It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.
Every worry is an opportunity for us to find our own shortcomings.
12. Maturity means smiling at all the little things.
Thirteen, the contented, although sleeping on the ground, such as in the sky; An insatiable person, even in heaven, is like being in hell. In life, spiritual wealth is the most important. If you are limited to material desires, even if you have more, you will feel insufficient. This is poverty. On the other hand, poverty in material life does not affect the enrichment of the soul. Happiness lies in contentment and giving freely, which is the real wealth.
Fourteen, the most beautiful state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of this world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty. I hope that at that time, we will all become better ourselves. I met you then, neither too early nor too late.
Fifteen, keep a broken heart, keep a weight of about 100 kg, take care of a picky stomach, and make a friend who can talk nonsense all the way; Find a gentle dream for your tired life, and then bid farewell to the past sadness completely. This is what you have to do next.
Sixteen, the future is difficult to predict, we only insist on the choice of the present.
17. Don't chase blindly and quickly for the purpose. The best journey is to listen carefully and look sideways.
Don't spread your heart everywhere, you are not the only one with stories in this world.
Nineteen, life lies in action. When hesitating, you might as well take a small step first.
Sorry is the most irresponsible and hateful word in the world.
2 1. Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but that you have a reason to start over. So, don't be afraid of failure,
When you look back, you will find how important those so-called little things are.
Twenty-three, time goes forward, and the clock can't go back, so as long as everything is over, there is no turning back. Even if it looks like going back to the past, the world is facing the end. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, you find yourself wrong, you should turn around and stride in the right direction, instead of going back and complaining that you are wrong.
No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day.
Twenty-five, more and more heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.
When we were young, we desperately wanted to grow up. When we grow up, we find that childhood is the most perfect.
Twenty-seven, love a person, from the sky to people and not from yourself. Involuntary because of unforgettable, and never give up because of irreplaceable. There is always expectation in my heart, and there is waiting in the dim light; Always be good to you, and you will be willing to pay all the habitual dependence. You may have nothing in the world, but in the hearts of those who love you, you are the world. Cherish a person who loves you deeply, but also cherish a heart that integrates into life for you.
28. Really good love is effortless. There is no need to please and work hard, and they are naturally comfortable. If a relationship, a person, you have to spend a lot of energy to please, which is doomed to not accompany you to the final fate. The person who loves you the most will not give up your hard work. Su Qin
Twenty-nine, people who have lost their fate are not easy to meet even in the same city. One turn represents a lifetime.
Thirty, do you have a person like me who can't let go? Have you ever had the same dream with me, dreaming forever? Now, are you, like me, suffering enough for love and trying to be confused and helpless? Are you trying to say that we are all the same?
3 1. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish.
Staff inspirational motto: to achieve great things, we must start from small things.
First, good ideas are a dime a dozen, and what is really priceless is the people who can realize them.
As long as it is really beneficial to society, I will try my best to do what I can.
Third, only when a person sees his scars with his own eyes can he know what pain is, what is right and what is wrong.
Fourth, a friend at night is daytime, and a friend at anger is happiness, so sometimes it's good to turn your mood around.
It is unwise to change your ugly image in the public by virtue of deep pockets. All success is achieved by our own efforts, not by climbing Cheng Gui.
6. The hope of mankind is like an eternal star, and dark clouds can't cover its light. Especially today, peace is not an ideal or a dream, but the wish of all people.
7. Hard work is the mother of all inventions. Everything is hard on labor and becomes the truth of the matter.
Eight, young people! If you can't fly like the wind, you should be still like a mountain.
Nine, you deserve all the good things, wait with a smile and accept with a smile.
10. The higher the price you pay for yourself, the greater the realization of your own value.
The so-called genius is just using other people's coffee time at work.
Push your career, don't let it push you.
Thirteen, people should have confidence in themselves, don't always think that there are some things you can't do, in fact, as long as you do it seriously, you can do it diligently.
14. Strong self-confidence can make ordinary people achieve amazing careers.
15. Struggle is a school to master skills, and frustration is a bridge to truth.
Sixteen, not for the cause of thought, but for the cause of thought.
17. Happiness based on the suffering of others is not true happiness.
If you have to wait for the laboratory to do the experiment, then you don't do the experiment with the laboratory.
Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.
Twenty, to achieve great things, we must start from small things.
The best and most beautiful things in the world can't be seen or touched ... they can only be felt with heart.
22. The sun illuminates the road of life and the moon illuminates the road of the soul.
Obstacles and failures are the most reliable stepping stones to success. If you are willing to learn and use them, you can cultivate success from failure.
Twenty-four, a person with faith develops more power than a person with only interest.
Twenty-five, the road is under your feet, as long as you walk, you can reach the distance.
26. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.
There is no such thing as luck. The most insignificant achievement comes from your efforts.
28. No matter how outstanding your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it will be like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which will not help.
Twenty-nine, a poor, white and simple life is exactly where we can overcome many difficulties!
30. The environment will never be perfect. Negative people are controlled by the environment, and positive people control the environment.
Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to be the first.
Thirty-two, the steps of a ladder are never used to put feet. They just let people put their feet on for a while so that the other foot can climb up again.
33. In my life, I have fallen. I stood up in laughter. Although my clothes are dirty, they are temporary. It can be washed.
One must be patient, especially confident.
35. One's life depends on struggle, and only struggle can succeed. Let's fight together! Believe in yourself, we will write wonderful notes and sing the songs in our hearts!
Before finding the right partner, the only thing to do is to be good enough.
Believe in time and fate. Time can make people love and hate, and it can also make people unhappy and calm. Fates come and go, and I am safe and sound.
Thirty-eight, if you lose the sun, you still have stars shining; If you lose money, you will get friendship; When life leaves you, you have the kiss of the earth.
Goals and dreams are the core components of growth. Study hard and practice hard is the only way to grow up. The courage to conquer and a happy mood are nutrients for growth.
Forty, there are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a career.
4 1. No education can compare with adversity.
Forty-two, the key to success is like the truth of unlocking. If you can't check the figures accurately, you can't open the door to success.
43. There is no despair in life. Despair lies in your own heart not being opened.
In order to fight, we must twist all our forces into a rope and concentrate on the same attack point.
45. If we want to change our life, the first step is to change our mentality. As long as we have the right attitude, our world will be bright.
Forty-six, the past has been forgotten, and my heart is selfless.
47. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.
48. The most important thing in the world is not where we are, but where we are going.
49. A successful person only knows how to stick to his ideals and forge ahead.
Don't complain when you encounter difficulties. Since you can't change the past, change the future.
5 1. Clear goals and persistent spirit can make you realize almost any ideal and achieve any goal!
52. The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you gain a successful experience.
53. An easy and comfortable life will destroy people's will, while intense work will increase people's spirit.
54. All great actions and ideas have a small beginning.
55. Ideal is the beacon. Without ideal, there is no secure direction, and without direction, there is no life.
56. Desire enhances enthusiasm, and perseverance smoothes mountains.
57. When people don't succeed, success is mysterious and worth pursuing. But when you succeed, you will feel so much, and you will feel the emptiness of losing your opponent.
58. The most difficult time is that success is not far away.
The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.
Sixty, use habits and wisdom to create miracles, and exchange ideals and confidence for motivation.
Sixty-one, put it down, the sense of accomplishment is gone, I can't put it down, and my grades are gone.
If you want to get what you need in a hurry, if you act rashly on impulse, you will be unfortunate. When things happen, you have to use your head and think more to succeed.
Sixty-three, reading is the best study, and it is very interesting to follow the thoughts of great men.
64. Success lies in the exertion of advantages, while failure is the accumulation of shortcomings.
65. The first step to success in any industry is to be interested in it.
Sixty-six, don't look down on anyone, the more humble people. Often do something unexpected.
Sixty-seven, life is about to break a path! For the cause, for the struggle of life, although we lose a lot, we will gain something if we lose it! What you get is often more important than what you lose. It is the value and meaning of life.
68. Forget the plan that you didn't implement smoothly, but don't give up your dream.
Sixty-nine, go forward bravely and swing the boat of life. Without attachment and trust, the boat that breaks the waves will bloom all the way.
70. My philosophy of life is work. I want to reveal the mysteries of nature and serve mankind. In our short life, I don't know what is better than this kind of service.
Seventy-one, on the way to work, perhaps our work is very ordinary, as long as you work hard, ordinary work will be extraordinary.
Seventy-two, we can't choose our own brains, but we can choose our favorite thoughts.
Seventy-three, take a risk! The whole life is an adventure, and the person who goes farthest is often the one who is willing to do it and take risks.
Seventy-four, the most important value of life is the happiness of the soul, not anything external.
Soothe my heart, anything can always be done as long as you don't do it.
First of all, my happiness is a great event.
Second, life lies in moving: moving in the right direction, glorious for a lifetime; Touch the right fortune, awkward for a lifetime; Touch the right preferences, empty to life; If you meet the right lover, you will be happy all your life; Meet the right teacher and sow for a lifetime; If we meet the right guidance and relax for a lifetime, we need luck and we need a casual attitude.
Third, say goodbye to those who may hate meeting in an instant. Say goodbye to those who have never touched but feel inexplicably sick. Some people will never forget, but will only be buried together in the corner of memory. In a dark and charming afternoon, the aftertaste alone will be full of sunshine.
Fourth, I heard that every group will become one of two varieties when they get old, and the old may be the younger generation. Every group can become an old man as long as they are old, but not every group can become a respected junior.
5. Life is about believing in yourself. Believe that I am blessed, but don't deliberately have it; Believe that I am strong, but I don't refuse tears; I believe that there are bad people in the world, but we must guard against them; Believe that money can bring happiness, but don't spend your whole life; Believe in sincerity, but don't blame falsehood; Believe in success, but don't run away from failure; Believe in fate, but don't wait consciously; Believe in love, but don't be picky.
Sixth, if you like it, you must have it. Fear of the consequences is not the key.
Seven, love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
Eight, all stories have endings. But fortunately, every end in our life will become a new beginning. -"Five Years Stolen"
Nine, there are two kinds of pain in the world, one is never getting it, and the other is getting it and never coming back.
Ten, people's loneliness is sometimes difficult to express in words.
1 1. If you know where you are? In people's minds? It's so important that you will be much happier. ...
Twelve, from the lines of each group, we can see his/her unique form. When one form of speech is overused, it often means that another emotion that needs to be vented and expressed can be suppressed. The highest sign of human intellectual prosperity is that people learn to use complex words.
Thirteen, anything, as long as you don't do it, can always become complicated.
14. Happiness is not satisfaction, but cultivation. Life is like a cloud in the sky, which can never be predicted. Waiting for happiness is like waiting for sunny days, and fate is not determined by heaven; Looking for happiness is like taking an umbrella with you, which allows you to enjoy the cool in sunny days and shelter from the rain in cloudy days. To cultivate an indifferent heart is to prepare an umbrella for yourself. Indifferent, neither afraid of biting wind and rain, nor tempted by fame and intimidation. Only by cultivating an indifferent heart can we capture the happiness of life.
Fifteen, love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
Your hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul.
Seventeen, the same cold joke, you can't laugh; Why do you always suffer the same thing?
A happy marriage lies in that the wife provides a good climate and the husband provides a good scenery.
Nineteen, happiness is so out of stock, please don't squander it. Don't wait to hurt the most important person to know that you can't regret it. Don't willfully do those unwise behaviors, and ruin your happiness. Some resolutions only take a minute, but they have to regret that minute for a lifetime. Happiness doesn't happen every day. If you miss it, you will have to wait for a long time.
Many people may never see each other again once they are separated.
2 1. If you have something that others don't have and you know what others don't know, you will do what others won't do, then please be prepared: others will criticize you. If you want to get rid of criticism, you might as well be a brainless, capable and speechless person. You should know that each group has its own problems to solve, treat others sincerely, but don't expect too much.
Twenty-two, people who look happy may have unspeakable pain in their hearts; People who smile often may have silent tears in their hearts; People who brag about life may not be as beautiful as they seem. The happiness of a group, as long as I know how to live happily. So, don't give me a hard time, don't dwell on other people's comments, and live according to my comfort. Happiness is like drinking water. Self-knowledge. Your happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in my heart.
Twenty-three, smart men deserve sympathy.
Twenty-four, a person has worked in the company for 25 years. He does different tasks in different ways every day and gets different salary every month. One day, the calm man decided to ask his boss for a raise and promotion. He said to his boss, after all, I have 25 years of experience. The boss sighed and said, "You don't have 25 years' experience. You are an experience. Without learning and innovation for 25 years, life will be very calm. ".
25. My happiness is a great thing.
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