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The problem of "Lin collides with Hong Jiaotou" in senior one Chinese.

1. I saw Hong get up first and said, "Come, come, come! Make a stick with you. "

2. Hong Xian took off his clothes, pulled up his skirt, pulled a stick as a flag drum and shouted, "Come, come, come!" Chai Jin said, "Master Lin, please fight."

3. Hong drank: "Come, come, come!" So that the rod cover can enter.

There are three "let's come" in the article. From the above three "Lai Lai", we can see that Hong is becoming more and more domineering and arrogant, as if he is very capable and Lin Chong is useless. But there was only one key game, so I decided to lose. It can be seen that Lin Chong's stick technique far exceeds Hong and Lin Chong's arrogance towards Hong.

Seeing that Lin Chong was hesitant, Chai Jin said, "This Hong has only been here for a short time, and he has no rivals. Wu had to refuse, but Xiao Ke wanted to see the skills of the two coaches. " Chai Jin said this, the original is Lin Chong hinder Chai Jin's face, refused to use his skill. Lin Chong was relieved to see Chai Jin speak straight. Hong first stood up and said, "Come, come, come! Make a stick with you. " They were all coaxed out of the backyard. Zhuangke brought a bunch of sticks and put them underground. Hong Xian took off his clothes, pulled up his skirt, pulled a stick as a flag drum and shouted, "Come, come, come!" " Chai Jin said, "Master Lin, please fight." Lin Chong said, "Don't joke, big officer." He also picked up a stick on the spot and said, "Master, you ask." When Hong saw it, he wanted to swallow him a mouthful of water. Lin Chong killed the generals in Shandong with a stick. Hong Kun grabbed Lin Chong underground with a stick. It's so beautiful that the two coaches are fighting with each other under the bright moon. What do you think are Shandong scrolls, but see:

Shandong radar, Hebei clip gun. The big roll stick is? Spray out of the hole, and the gun stick comes out of the python's nest. Big stick

It's like uprooting a strange tree, holding guns and sticks everywhere like a withered vine. There are two pearl dragons in the sea and a pair of tigers in front of the rock.

The two coaches fought on the bright moon, and after four or five strokes, Lin Chongtuo jumped out of the circle and shouted, "Don't rest." Chai Jin said, "Why doesn't the coach use his skills?" Lin Chong said, "Little people are defeated." Chai Jin way:

"How can you lose if you don't see the contest between the two?" Lin Chong said, "I only have this cangue, so my power should be lost." Chai Jin said, "Don't be confused for a moment." He smiled and said, "It's very simple." He asked the guests to take twelve taels of silver.

Son, that time will come. Chai Jin said to the two escort officers, "Don't be rash. I am annoyed that you two look down on Lin and have the right to teach him a lesson. "

The cangue is open, but there are affairs in the prison camp tomorrow, all of which are on Xiaoke. Here's the money. "See Dong Chao and xue.

Chai Jin was too big to disobey him. He got twelve taels of silver out of favor and was not afraid of him leaving. a?straight-A?student

Immediately, Lin Chong's protective cangue was opened. Chai Jin said with great joy, "This time, the two teachers will come again."

As soon as Hong saw him, he was afraid of the stick method and threatened him to do it, but he stayed to do it. Chai Jin cried, "and!

Stay. "Call ZhuangKe took out a silver ingot, weighing 2022. In a moment, go to the front. Chai Jin said, "Two religions.

Tit for tat competition, no more than others, this ingot of silver, power for profit; If you win, you can get the money. "Chai Jin heart.

As soon as Lin Chong showed his skill, he deliberately threw the silver in the ground. Hong Shen accused Lin Chong of fighting for this big sum of money again.

Son, afraid of losing his spirit, beat the stick into a drum, spit out a portal and called it a fire. Lin Chong thought to himself, "Chief Chai only begged me to hit him." Also use a stick to make a portal and spit out a trend, which is called the trend of snake weeding.

Hong drank: "Come, come, come!" So that the rod cover can enter. After Lin retreated, Hong rushed into No.1 Middle School.

One step, raise the stick and then come down. Lin Chong saw that his steps were out of order, so he jumped off the stick and Hong took measures.

In that jump and turn, the stick lost control, swept straight through Hong's bones, left the stick and fell to the ground. Chai Jin exultation, call a person to pour wine. Everyone laughed together. Hong struggled there. All the Zhuang guests laughed.

Say that finish, he hold the red, red face, walked outside the village.