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A hilarious story can make people feel happy. A short15157 17809@qq.com. Thank you.

Introduction: When I was growing up, my parents were the people who cared about me the most. I have a deep influence on them. Everything gives priority to me. I love my parents very much. Hey, hey, if you have the parents mentioned below, it is impossible for you not to laugh. Anyway, I laughed, haha. This meal is so delicious that I have tasted it all. I bought a skirt a few days ago, and today I put it on for the first time to "show off" in front of my parents and tell them that I really like the lace on it. At that time, my dad said, "I have used mosquito nets for decades and now they are called lace." Oh, my God! My mother saw a shot of Michael Jackson on TV one day, and after watching it for a long time, she said to me: Why does this woman look like a man? 3. Popular QQ car mom: Qiu Qiu me: QQ mom: buckle me: QQ mom: ball me: ... 4. Call home. My mother answered and asked me who I was. I called "Mom", and my mother agreed, and then asked "Who are you?" I am crazy: "Do you have any other daughters besides me?" ~ ~ ~ ~ 5. My mother has a pair of colleagues, female 1.5m,1.30,40kg ~ ~ and male 1.9m, who are very thin ~ ~ My mother described them to me: "They stand together, just a pencil and an eraser ~ ~". Idaho (short for Idaho)