The feeling of rising oil prices is urgent!

Development and Reform Commission: Has the oil price been adjusted?

PetroChina: It's over, big brother.

Development and Reform Commission: What's the reaction?

PetroChina: I have many opinions. There are many bitches, which are much more expensive than those abroad.

Development and Reform Commission: Aren't gunmen allowed to create public opinion?

PetroChina: Yes, I did. I emphasize that the cost composition is different, there is no comparability, there are China characteristics and so on, but it is getting darker and darker. Now they are a little overwhelmed and afraid to speak.

Development and Reform Commission: Can you say something new? I'm tired of hearing it. Don't ask any experts in the future. We are not short of money, so let those guys be invulnerable.

PetroChina: But their reputation is so bad ... they can even say that bicycles are more polluted than cars. ...

Development and Reform Commission: Shit, he's not afraid. What are you worried about?

Oil: Yes, Big Brother. I don't think it's necessary to explain at all. It's gone up. What can you do? !

Development and Reform Commission: Simple mind! No politics! How many times have I told you? Is the sales stable?

PetroChina: Brother, the sales volume has been declining these days ... ..

Development and Reform Commission (furious): How did this happen? ! It's all actuarial When the number of cars is low, the price of oil is also low. Open the door and let these grandchildren buy it hard. Three years later, they have bought everything they need. Their family has two or three cars. After they were locked up, we went all the way up. How can sales in such a large market decline?

PetroChina: The price difference between inside and outside is too large. The oil outside is good, and the price is more than 2 yuan lower than ours. Recently, the smuggling of refined oil is very popular. Those who used to sell drugs and resell arms switched to refined oil … ..

Development and Reform Commission: Damn it, dare to block our financial path? Do it all for me!

Development and Reform Commission: What about the brothers below?

PetroChina: The two brothers have a good life, but they are emotionally unstable. ..

Development and Reform Commission: Why? !

PetroChina: Brothers all think that oil exploration and refining is too hard and unnecessary. Just buy jet fuel ...

Development and Reform Commission: Shh-shh, keep your voice down. Don't let the FBI hear you. If they raise the price, they will be in trouble ... just keep a low profile and get rich.

PetroChina: Besides smuggling, there is another reason, that is, many small white-collar workers think that oil is too expensive and start to "stop driving" …

Development and Reform Commission: Find a few hot-selling cars, promote the concept of fuel economy and Japanese cars ... I don't believe they can really quit.

Petrochina: These grandchildren don't really want to quit, mainly because they can't afford to suffer. House prices and tuition fees are so high. ...

Development and Reform Commission: Stop it, * * *, these grandchildren are forcing me to do it again.

PetroChina: Brother, what do you mean?

National Development and Reform Commission (NDRC): These grandchildren are tough enough. First I lost money by quitting smoking, and now I want to "quit driving"? ! It seems that it is necessary to use the means after ten years in advance. Let's see who is more ruthless. I'll ask someone to listen to the water price next month ... damn it, tell them to quit!