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Give me some funny words of praise (53 sentences)

1. Those who are beautiful are called beauties, those who are not beautiful are called temperamental; those who are talented are called talented women, and those who are not talented are called ladies. Those who are thin are called slim, and those who are fat are called plump

2 , A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is diamonds, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

3. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me confused. It doesn’t smell like you.

4. You may not have a cluster of cherry lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your conversation should be elegant, refined and witty.

5. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes that poets sing about, but I feel very ordinary about them. Only your pear-shaped smile is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

6. You are particularly considerate of others, which is very rare.

7. When the wind dried your hair, I was simply obsessed: in the sparkling soft hair on the shawl, in the faint eyebrows on the temples, in the clear eyes... You are so beautiful and lovely!

8. You are like the petals covered with dewdrops, bringing a room of fragrance to my space.

9. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help but kiss her. Don't move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper.

10. The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

11. You may not have watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be passionate and captivating.

12. If a girl is not pretty, has no temperament, and is not cute, just praise her: You are very distinctive.

13. With your waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, and your steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be cautious.

14. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

15. You perform so well, I feel so much pressure when I am with you!

16. Your whole body is filled with the innocence and youthful charm of a girl, which is really rare in the world.

17. Your melon-shaped figure is so white, your curved eyebrows are so slender, and your watery eyes are so bright!

18. You are the butterfly among the flowers and the bud among the lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you always look dignified and beautiful.

19. You are wearing a purple-red cheongsam. From a distance, you really look like a little butterfly flying by. You are beautiful and fit, and the color is soft.

20. You are a goddess carved from ivory. You are generous, dignified, soft, and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire you.

21. If a girl is not pretty and has no temperament, just praise her: You look cute.

22. You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is filled with a smile as beautiful as spring.

23. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!

24. You are like the top-quality West Lake Longjing. The light bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste it, the more delicious it becomes.

25. You are the most capable person among my friends.

26. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is diamond, a smart woman is treasure, and a lovely woman is famous painting. According to me It has been proven that you are the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

27. Only your pear-shaped smile is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

28. You are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet. Otherwise, I would write ten thousand poems to describe your beauty.

29. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!

30. If I were a director, then you would be the best heroine in my mind.

31. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

32. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

33. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

34. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beauties with the fragrance of flowers, and I have a lovely girl with eyes like apricots, no worse than him, haha.

35. Your whole body is filled with the innocence of a girl and the charm of youth.

36. You are wearing a purple-red cheongsam, just like a beautiful butterfly flying by. It is both beautiful and soft in color.

37. Your graceful grace, charming appearance, charming and decent manners, and elegant and generous conversation made me admire you from the beginning.

38. If she doesn’t even have the characteristics, just tell her that you can jump into the river.

39. If a girl is not beautiful, just praise her: You are very elegant.

40. In the crowd, I spotted you at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the most outstanding among them.

41. If I could use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it would be sincerity.

42. You are like the petals covered with dewdrops, which bring me the fragrance of a room; you are like the dove whistle across the blue sky, which brings me the tranquility and pursuit of the soul.

43. You may not have looming dimples, but your smile must be as shy as the moon closes and the flowers fade, and the fish sinks and the geese fall.

44. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

45. I must ask you for advice when I have the opportunity. Every word you say will be of endless use to me. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charming person.

46. Only the lotus can compare with your holiness, and only the moon can compare with your ice clarity.

47. You are so beautiful, as beautiful as a lyric poem.

48. If a girl is very beautiful, praise her: You are very beautiful.

49. Your whole body is filled with the innocence of a girl and the charm of youth. What impressed me the most was your eyes as clear as lake water

50. I don’t want you to look at beautiful women anymore, please don’t appear on the street too often, okay? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase!

51. Although you are slender and petite and speak softly, you are very powerful. This is a true spiritual beauty!

52. As a leader in a company, I think you will not only have a good mind, but also be very popular.

53. You are the best heroine in my mind.