Interesting classic animal jokes

0 1. Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious at this and said, * * *. What happened? The mother frog cried, her father.

Me Before You, I had plastic surgery.

02. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with others. We run errands.

Eat, people eat by their breasts!

03. Ducks and crabs race and reach the finish line together. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stone and paper? Duck is furious: Shit, count.

Count me in? When I make cloth, I always use scissors.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own houses.

It's not a dormitory.

05. An elephant asked the camel: Why does your * * * grow on your back? Camel said: Stay away from death, I don't talk to chickens-things that grow on their faces!

06. Firefly was detained for hooliganism. Fireflies are not satisfied: Who discharged them? Who streaked? Who has an exhibitionist? I'm not allowed to order the toilet when it's dark?