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How to send a circle of friends on Christmas Eve?

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1. I received an apple as soon as I entered the office. It doesn't matter. Eat on Christmas Eve.

2, I want to improve my life, I don't eat dried noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.

Christmas Eve is here. Is there anyone you want to see but can't?

4, Christmas Eve is another person, say good together, where are you!

5, a blessing Santa Claus can't hear, and a thousand blessings will be heard. I pray from Christmas Eve to Christmas. I wish you a river of chocolates, a mountain of gift boxes, new clothes more beautiful than clouds, and a Christmas tree taller than the sky. Happy holidays.

6. Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, winter breeze tonight, spring breeze of Ming Dynasty, cold outside, warm inside, blessings and gifts. Tonight is Christmas Eve. I wish you all the best and happiness in the new year. Merry Christmas!

7. I have no money to send my children seven generations of children's shoes from Apple on Christmas Eve. You can also send seven bags of apples!

8. On Christmas Eve, you don't need money to buy gifts, just a hug, regardless of love or friendship.

9. I know him, but I have never met him. Friends of Christmas Eve, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

10, no Christmas fruit, no gifts, sleep till dawn, this is Christmas Eve.