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A statement describing the appearance of a character.

He is seven years old. He is neither tall nor thin, but he looks very energetic. He has short hair, a handsome face with bright black eyes and a high nose like a carrot. People who have been to his house say that he has good features and is a good-looking boy.

My sister is very cute. She has been three months. A few days ago, it was my sister's centenary birthday. My mother drove her little sister to "Love You Baby" and took some photos. My sister has a pair of sparkling eyes, a bulging face and a very small mouth. She has a pair of lovely ears, and a pair of small hands clenched their fists and swayed from time to time. Look! That meaty little foot looks like a steamed bun, so cute! I love my sister.

My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs. He likes to wear a coat without buttons, and he says, "That will be more imposing." Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.

My father is the first mate of the merchant ship of ocean shipping company. He is very tall, his yellowish hair is naturally curly, his white square face is embedded with a pair of smart eyes, and his nose is particularly big under his high nose. When I was a child, I often looked at his nostrils and asked, "Dad, why are your nostrils so big?" He always answers with a smile; "Choose a horse with a big nose, because a horse with a big nose runs fast. Dad was a sprint champion at school when he was a child. Do not believe you ask your mother. " At this time, my mother and I will look at his big nostrils and laugh.

Dad is thin, of medium build, with a pair of modest eyes and a flat head. His high nose looks more energetic. The chiseled lips are covered with whiskers like steel needles. Dad has a lot of knowledge. He often tells me many amazing and interesting science stories and tries to exercise me in many ways.

There is such a little boy in our class. He is not tall, his body is like a small tree, and his limbs are like fresh shoots. His thin body bears a big head, which really worries people whether his weak body can hold on. His face is very white, and the most striking thing is his big watery eyes, which are wide and round. Sometimes it really reminds people of the Monkey King's critical eyes in The Journey to the West. People say, "The eyes are the windows to the soul." His big head is full of rich knowledge, which is enviable. He also has a clever little mouth, red, and sings a beautiful song! Do you know him? Want to know who he is? He is Wang Yuxi from our class.

My cousin is five years old this year. Although she is only five years old, sometimes I can't even tell, so I have to give her three points. Cousin is very cute, with two dimples on her chubby face. Sometimes when we smile at her, she will say, "I know what you are laughing at. You are laughing at my dimples. " With that, he poked her dimples with chubby fingers, looking very proud. The most attractive thing about my cousin is her eyes. Her black eyes are so big that they almost occupy the whole eyeball. They are dark and seem to have no end in sight. When she asks you for something, she looks at you with pleading eyes, and your heart suddenly softens. She will give you whatever she wants.

My mother works as a teacher in a health school. She has big bright eyes under her bushy eyebrows and a nagging mouth under her straight nose, but she has a caring heart in her chest.

Teacher Sun is the math teacher in our class. She is of medium height and looks like 35 years old. An amiable face, always so kind. The eyes seen from those black-rimmed glasses are always so bright and kind. Her language is always so profound, so wonderful and makes people laugh.

The female teacher's surname is Song. Because she is young, she is only 20 years old at most. So we all call her Miss Song, and some female students kindly call her Big Sister. Teacher Xiao Song is tall and dressed simply. There are two arch eyebrows on the face of melon seeds, a pair of bright and sharp eyes embedded under the arch eyebrows, and a glib mouth. Teacher Xiao Song tied two long ponytails and dragged them to his shoulders.

Feng Cheng is a classmate in our class. He is not tall and his eyes are big and bright. In particular, he has two big ears and two thick lips, just like a big clock. To this end, the students gave him a nickname-"Big Clock". Coincidentally, since the second grade, Feng Cheng has kept the classroom open and locked in the class every day, just like ringing a bell. This nickname is called "Open".

Zhang Shan, my deskmate, is very delicate and watery, but she ended up with the nickname "Zhang Luneng".

Li became a member of the Health Committee of the "Second Bar" because she was nosy. Although she is small and short, her voice is very high. No matter who did something wrong, she will get to the bottom of it and make you apologize. Therefore, I secretly changed her name to "Mera".

The classroom stopped talking as soon as the invigilator came in. He has a high nose, bright eyes embedded under long black eyebrows and a thick beard under his nose, which makes people know that he is a strict invigilator. He glanced at the classroom and then began to speak: "Students, today is the time for you to report your primary school results to your motherland. Do the problem carefully, and don't be careless at all. After receiving the test paper, you should see the questions clearly, don't glance left and right, whisper, answer questions carefully, and strive for good results. "

My father is a humorous person. Dad is short and thin, with white skin and black hair, and that curly "big wave" hairstyle. Anyone who sees him will think that he has permed his hair in the barber shop. His colleagues say that he is a fallen Christian, and I think so. Artist, a famous binding artist in five provinces of Central and South China. His solo exhibition was well received by many celebrities. He is also a funny man, especially fond of joking. I don't know if all artists are humorous, but I think my father is full of humorous cells. No matter how busy and tired he was at work, as soon as he entered the house, to be exact, he said that as soon as he saw me, he immediately smiled and I danced with him.

"Contact with the world" is my greatest hobby. A girl of 12 years old, naughty and stubborn, with a delicate nose and a small mouth that likes to sip at ordinary times. This is me. In a corner of the bookstore, you will meet a woman who is holding a book and looking at her with relish, smiling for a while, as if she heard the cheers of the winner; Then he frowned as if he were lost in thought when he met a problem. She, that's me, a small frequent visitor to the bookstore.

My mother especially likes reading and studying. My mother is a farmer. She is busy all the year round and has no leisure time. Her hands are always black and rough. Mom is still a self-taught farmer college student. It's amazing!

I will draw a picture of my father. Dad wears black-rimmed glasses on his nose. He teaches geography at school, and this pair of glasses helps him see China and the whole world. He also teaches history, and this pair of glasses helps him to see the historical figures in the book, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and understand the ever-changing historical facts. Dad's glasses are really binoculars! When I painted my father's eyes, I drew a pair of big black eye frames and drew many circles on the lenses. Although dad's nose can hold up the "telescope", it is not very smart. That time, he stewed meat at home, sat the pot on the stove, and prepared for class on the table. He didn't smell the burnt meat, or I ran in from the outside and told him. Is dad's nostril small?

He has a oval face. When he is angry, his face is very long, much like a horse. When he faces you alone, he always puts on an understanding and loving look, and at the same time keeps shaking his head, looking like a big floating lamp from a distance. His eyes, you know? It's big, dark gray and deep. That horse's face looks very uncomfortable. He likes to make eyes at everyone when he speaks. Be careful not to let it hit you, it will make you dumbfounded. His arms and legs are as thin as bamboo poles, and his clothes hang on his body like sheets. He is erratic and has a mysterious temperament, which determines that when we play all horror dramas, he wears a wig to play the female ghost.

14, Sanye is really a master of melon planting. Look at him walking slowly through the Gua Tian, picking melons. Look, he gently lifted a big yellow-green watermelon with his hand, patted it with his hand, touched it with his fingertips, and knocked it rhythmically with his forefinger and middle finger. The watermelon gave out a "bang". He nodded with satisfaction, pinched the handle of the melon with his hand, and the melon left the vine. He put melons in the basket. He had a smile on his face, and his slightly open mouth showed his broken teeth. Then, fry other melons.

15. Every Sunday morning, wonderful violin music always comes from my window. This melody is sometimes sonorous and sometimes beautiful and lyrical; Sometimes it's like a bird singing in chorus, and sometimes it's like a pine tree roaring. Clouds don't float. The bird stopped flying. The white cat stopped playing, and my friends stopped playing games. They all listened to me play the piano quietly. While playing, I fantasize about a better future for my motherland ... When I grow up, it's really interesting to play the violin every time I come back from the cockpit in Yin Yan!

16, yes, Sophora japonica is very fragrant. When flowers bloom most vigorously, they are also the most fragrant. At this time, almost all the friends in our village went to pick locust trees to eat. Boys climb trees like monkeys and have a good time, but we girls can't climb trees, so we have to pick some flowers from the dwarf locust tree. I only heard a voice: "I found a small locust tree!" " "Everyone gathered together, sniffed the flowers on the tree with their noses, then touched them with their hands, and finally carefully picked two or three flowers and chewed them in their mouths. A sweet smell flooded the whole body. Some girls also took off a string and put it on their heads, and the smell of nuclear flowers made their braids fragrant.

17, I came to a big lotus, stopped, grabbed it and pulled it out, but its handle was covered with small thorns. When you push hard, your hand hurts, and a lot of little red dot immediately appears on your palm. I can't pull it out with all my strength. I used my quick wits to grab the mussel shell, aim the sharp edge at the petiole and grind it. In a short time, Lotus was knocked down by us. I hold the fruit of this victory, and my heart is full of joy.

18, I combed my grandfather's hair again, learned to comb my mother's hair, drew a circle with a wooden comb, chose a winding road and braided my grandfather's hair. Grandpa's hair has turned gray, and I think it's really cute that Grandpa wears my hair. I tied it carefully and somehow hurt my grandfather's hair. Grandpa cried, and I coaxed him into saying, "Good grandpa just bears it." Grandpa really put up with my mercy. Grandpa's braid is finally tied, the bright red rope is tightly wound, and the braid bends from the top of his head, really like a clown on the stage. Very interesting.

19. After breakfast, Xiaoying came to the pool in the yard with a water cup. She turned on the tap and drank a glass of water. Then, she took a sip of water, closed her lips, raised her head and rinsed her mouth.

19, after sitting for so long, why hasn't the barber started to cut his hair? I saw her holding scissors for a while, putting bottles and combs for a while, and looking at my hairstyle from different angles for a while. How busy she is! He doesn't look like a barber at all, but more like a great artist who is preparing to carve some masterpieces. Alas! Bored as hell, I stopped staring at the busy barber and stared at the scenery outside the window.

20. Shortly after the beginning of this semester, my mother said to me, "Jinshi, you are in the second day of junior high school and have grown taller. I'll knit you another sweater. " I jumped up with joy and said, "Mom, that's very kind of you." My mother came back from work every day and finished other housework, and began to knit me a sweater. I saw her holding a needle in her right hand. She kept poking forward and left, picking up all the threads from the left hand needle to the right hand needle. This action is indescribable. After a while, the needle in the left hand was empty, and my mother changed the empty needle to the right hand to continue knitting. I saw the thread ball gradually getting smaller, one was used up and another was changed.

2 1. A few days later, I found my mother-in-law sewing a pair of cotton shoes every day. She wears reading glasses, holds a needle in her right hand and a hemp rope in her left hand, and supports the thick soles with her strength. Although the doors and windows at home are closed, I still feel extremely cold. Put your hands in your pockets and don't want to take them out. Mother-in-law still sews carefully one by one. She sewed a few stitches to rub her hands, put her hands on her mouth and breathe. It's warm and sewn.

22. After soaking for a while, my mother began to rub it for me. She gently rubbed my neck and arms first, then rubbed my back, chest and legs ... My mother wiped them carefully and never let go of any mud. At first, the water in the basin was clear, then it gradually became turbid, and finally the bottom of the basin could not be seen clearly. I was washed all over, and my mother washed me with half a basin of water.

Body movement

1, 1 of "coax", three doors were surrounded in an instant. People are noisy, pushing and shoving, and in a mess. I was also squeezed in the middle of the lake. I just find it difficult to breathe. I have no choice. A young man took the lead and his body was squeezed in half.

2. Mom said, "Come on, I'll carry you." He threw himself on my back. I feel warm and comfortable lying on her back. Mother bent down and walked forward step by step, and soon began to breathe heavily and her head was steaming.

Wen Li pushed her foot into the snow hard, and her head got stuck in the air. With the help of inertia, I bent down my leg and pressed down, and my head fell down.

When I came back from work and passed the third floor, I saw a black shadow flash by. There is no light in the corridor, so I can't see clearly. I saw a shadow flash to grandpa Wang's door and put something in front of it. Wow, it turned out to be a child! I really wanted to catch that man, but he hid behind me.

As soon as she saw the laundry table, she climbed two or three times and proudly said to me, "Come and carry me!" Hardly had I reached her when she threw herself into my arms. I was thrown back a few steps and almost fell to the ground, but she was still smiling around my neck.

6. The red light blocked the road, the car slammed on the brakes and the people in the car leaned forward together. A middle-aged woman in her forties, carrying a heavy traveling bag and holding a two-or three-year-old boy in her arms, stumbled towards a conductor because there was no way.

7. Her body was shaking so much that she could hardly stand. Suddenly, she fell heavily into the grass, her hand was cut by the grass thorn, and blood flowed down.

8. Chen Xiao, wearing a pair of spikes, stopped a dozen paces away from the bunker. He took a deep breath, stared at the high bar in front of him, and then took firm and powerful steps.

9. Seeing people sliding around on the skating rink, my heart moved and I quickly put on my skates. The first few steps, some cold and cheerless, turned a few laps and returned to normal. I slide forward again, turn left, turn right, suddenly stop, slide back ... a child about my age, like the first time I entered the skating rink, stumbled and stumbled; Swing, squat.

10, Brother Man Xi took off his sandals and quickly climbed a big apricot tree. He moved like a monkey and climbed up in a few strokes. He sat on the branch and waved to us, but the little fat man, I don't know if he was too fat or something, just couldn't get up. Several people finally pushed him up, and just halfway up, his hand was released. "bang!

1 1. Every day when I am free, my father asks me to teach him to turn the hula hoop. I showed him the circle again and again, swinging back and forth, twisting and saying, "Well, just like dancing, you have to twist your waist and swing your hips evenly." Try to make the frequency of body rotation consistent with the frequency of circle rotation, so that the circle will not fall off. "

Dad twisted like me, but it was ugly, so it was illegal. The more I look at it, the more I feel something is wrong. As soon as I was in a hurry, I decided to teach in a stupid way. I put my arm around his waist and shook it like a millstone. Shaking, shaking, I can't help twisting. One is fat, one is thin, one is tall and the other is short. We are so tired that we seem to have been fished out of the water. We are all wet and sweaty.

Don't tell me, this method is really effective, and dad can even walk around in circles. I stand on the side of "discipline": "find the feeling quickly, and you will learn when you find the feeling." I saw my father squinting and grinning as he conveyed it, as if he were really looking for feelings. ...

12, the door opened and my father staggered in, holding a bottle in his hand and saying, "I-smashed-a year's kerosene." Mother took the bottle and saw that there was only one and a half kerosene in it. Dad is top-heavy, swinging from one place to another, and alcohol stimulates him. My mother and I held him, and he pushed us away and staggered to add grass to the animals step by step. Dad went to the barn, holding the donkey's neck and humming something.

13, smile and still can't talk. We bought him a bunch of balloons to hang in the house. When the balloons kept fluttering, he shouted at them "ah, ah" and kicked his two stout calves from time to time. After a while, the balloon burst with a bang. Little startled, leaning back in the chair, a somersault fell on all fours, still screaming and looking nervous, which obviously frightened him. Aunt Mao Mao quickly picked him up, and he was so scared that he shit on Aunt Mao Mao's pants.

14, with the cheerful rhythm of music, the red velvet curtain rises. Colorful lights turn left and right on the stage, flickering. An old lady of more than 500 easily appeared on the stage. She wore an Indian silk robe and was all smiles. She only saw the old woman holding her left hand up and down and her right hand doing the same thing, and her feet kept stepping on the ground. One minute you make a gesture of "facing the Buddha's palm", and the next minute you make a gesture of "the tortoise stretches its neck", which is really strong! She invited four grandmothers with a gesture of "please". They became a beautiful "eight-step dance" one line at a time, two lines at a time, and danced very well.

15, Dad helped me put on roller skates and helped me stand up. Although he stood firm, he was just about to take a step forward when the leg behind him slipped like being pulled, and a "big split" came. I quickly put my hand on the ground so that I didn't fall, and my heart jumped with fear. Dad pulled me up. This time, I was very nervous and walked forward carefully, for fear of slipping back. Unexpectedly, my leg slipped forward again and fell heavily. Alas! It's not easy to learn roller skating!

The act of listening

1. Her piano is so beautiful. When the piano sounded, everything around her was immersed in music. I was intoxicated by this beautiful melodious music. That music, magnificent and powerful for a while, makes my heart beat; After a while, I was lyrical, gentle and charming, and I was completely drunk.

I stood barefoot on the sea, staring at the sparkling sea and listening to the rushing sound. It sounds like an exciting piano piece by a superb performer and a powerful March by a singer, which makes my chest agitate and my blood rush. Oh, how I want to hear the teachings of the old man in the sea!

3. "A, B, C ..." The teacher read it out in fluent English, with a pure and sweet voice, and everyone was all ears. The teacher then told a story ... I listened carefully to every word and sentence of English read by the teacher, and felt so sweet, kind and beautiful.

Xiaoyu is walking on the path, skipping. Suddenly, the grasshopper chirping came from the roadside grass, crisp and loud. Xiaoyu thought it was fun, so she stopped to listen carefully. The sound of "Guoguo" seems to be on the left for a while, on the right for a while, and difficult to distinguish for a while. Xiao Yuqing scratched his head.

Yang Yuying's soft and sweet songs came from the tape recorder. Jiao Jiao sat on the sofa and listened carefully. She was motionless, listening, thinking and fascinated.

He opened his eyes and ears, and carefully caught every tiny sound.

7. The teacher is singing intently. Her singing is so beautiful that all the children don't listen carefully.

8. Listening to the teacher's kind words is like listening to soft and sweet songs and dew after a long drought, and my heart is very comfortable.

9. Kind and soft words are so comfortable to listen to, just like sitting in a theater listening to gentle and sweet songs.

10, the sound is thin and sharp, as if coming from a distance, and like a faint electric bell, intermittent.

1 1. Listening to cricket at night is crisp and a little harsh. Where is it hidden?

12, Dad told the story of Zhou Enlai's composition in Xiaonian. Xiao Qiang listened carefully, fascinated.

My brother likes listening to Grandpa Sun Jingxiu's story best. Whenever Grandpa Sun tells a story on the "Star Torch" program, he grabs the transistor radio at himself, tilts his head, sticks his ear to the speaker of the radio, listens with relish, stares at his eyes for a while, laughs for a while, drools for a while, but seems oblivious. He was simply fascinated.

The act of watching

1, in the middle of the night, Uncle Liu frantically turned the TV volume to the maximum. Suddenly, the inspiring Olympic national anthem sounded in the whole hospital. When Grandpa Liu saw the athletes from China enter the stadium, he was so excited that he waved his pipe and stared at the athletes from China on the screen. He was so happy that he threw the pipe bag on the bed, clapped his hands on his lap, and sincerely praised: "Great! Spirit! Or the spirit of China athletes! "

2. Looking up at that young man, he is coming towards me ... I stood there stupefied, looking at his fading back, and a warm current surged in my heart.

After the man left, I looked at my father and put my arm around his neck and said, "Dad, it's very kind of you to help others without taking anything from others." Dad was silent, just looking at me and smiling.

I stared at my mother's tired figure in the dim light of the kitchen. She bent down, soaked her calloused hands in cold soapy water and brushed the stove with difficulty ... my eyes were wet.

When I looked intently, there was a neat and exquisite pen on the greeting card in front of me.

A big bird flew in a hurry, so I quickly hid behind a tree and watched quietly. Mother bird combs her feathers with her mouth, just as our mother caresses us.

6. Every night, I stare at the stars embedded in the night. They are like countless shining eyes, staring at me tenderly with deep blessings, and they never tire of it. Every blink of these eyes is like a blessing gift to me. Every night, they are like this, sleeping with me.

7. Children look up at the sky for a long time, pigeons of peace fly freely in the sky against the sunshine, colorful balloons are tied with red ribbons, and Ran Ran rises, making the blue sky colorful. Balloons fly higher and farther, just like stars in the sky at night. Everyone is still looking up, really want to see through the boundless sky. ...

8. The moon was round and bright that night! Like a silver plate hanging in the blue sky. The faint moonlight plated the earth with charming gold. Are we dreaming? Or into the beautiful moon palace? I heard that there is osmanthus wine in the Moon Palace, and there is a big bottle on our round table. But there is no mother in the Moon Palace. We have one in the Moon Palace. Look at our round table. There are fragrant sesame chicken, fat stuffed meat, grilled crucian carp with red oil onion, fried yuba with fresh rape, a big bowl of boiled eggs with chicken offal, jiaozi and winter melon soup ... There are many, many dishes, colorful and dazzling, even a small plate of peanuts prepared by dad for every meal before.

The act of eating

1, I found a sharp-tailed snail, but how to eat it? Chew, joke, I'm not a herring. It sucks, okay? So I craned my neck like Donald Duck and my lips ached, but the snail just wouldn't come out. Mom kept laughing. She picked up a snail, broke its tail with pliers and handed it to me. I picked up the snail and took a sip. With a poof, snail meat flew into my mouth. It's a little bitter, but it's a little sweet after chewing, a little sweet.

As soon as I entered the hot pot restaurant, I sat at the table, picked up chopsticks and put the hairy belly and duck intestines into the hot pot soup. After scalding for a minute or two, I ate them. It's really fragrant and crisp. I put loach and eel slices in the pot, then fished them out and put them in my mouth. Oh, it's so tender. I've also scalded soybean sprouts and Chinese cabbage, which taste hemp and spicy ... whatever dishes are scalded in soup, they taste great. Although the tongue is numb and trembling, sweating profusely, and the lips are burning, the more you eat, the more you want to eat, and the more you eat, the more you love to eat. It's really neither hemp nor spicy. I think it is very convenient to entertain guests with hot pot, especially in cold and humid winter. Friends and relatives eating and chatting around the hot pot must make people feel as if spring is coming.

3. Zhang Yuzhen walked around the room in frustration and saw some leftover tortillas on the cupboard, and he was eating with his back to his face.

Ma Fei ate all the pies quietly. Eat what's left for Corea and kill his parents. But Corea didn't notice that Ma Fei had swept away the patties, because he was deeply immersed in memories. Even if Ma Fei ate everything in the refrigerator, he might not find out.

The way they eat is also ridiculous, some are like rabbits, some are like cats or mice. There are chewing food, licking food with the tongue and sucking food with the mouth.

The act of laughing

1. Grandma's behavior amused the whole family. I almost dropped my bowl with laughter. Dad smiled and looked up, "haha". Mom couldn't keep her mouth shut, and then turned her face away. Where's grandma? I couldn't help laughing "ho ho" and my face was covered with chrysanthemum patterns.

The teacher was very happy after school that day. She told the students a story about a man who "tugged at his hair and wanted to leave the earth", and then she imitated it again. Several girls were in tears and forgot to finish their studies.

3. My cheeks are a little hot and I'm a little embarrassed. I opened my mouth several times and didn't speak. Seeing me like this, Wang Hua smiled and said, "Red, do you think I did the right thing just now?" I nodded and smiled. There was a smile on her face again. She turned to comfort the classmate who was beaten and said, "Fighting between classmates is inevitable, forgive him ..." The female classmate smiled through tears. Obviously, the grievances in her heart vanished.

4, laugh, the whole family laughed. That laughter, thick and thin, high and low, echoed in this quiet summer night and spread far and far. ...

5, but I didn't cry, not only didn't cry, but also smiled sweetly at the teacher after the injection: "I want to be a PLA teacher!" ""well! "Miss Li's cheerful smiling face is more beautiful.

6. Grandpa Zhang's wet eyes narrowed into a crack. Grandma Wang is wearing a fashionable dual-purpose shirt, and her dyed hair seems to be stereotyped. She was all smiles. ...

7. She shakes her head, sings and sometimes gestures. She was so happy that grandpa, grandma and I couldn't help laughing.