What are the cold jokes about Xiaoming?

0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento. During the Anti-Japanese War in 2002, Xiaoming was so hungry that he made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast. When he got to school, he opened his lunch box and found that jiaozi was missing two. He closed the lunch box, opened it again, and two were missing ... In this way, Jiao Zi finally disappeared, and Xiao Ming was afraid. Where is jiaozi? A: jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. During War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression in 2003, the people were very poor, but Wang Xiaoming lived a well-fed life. Why? Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. Wang Xiaoming was once again thrown from the 13 floor. Why? A: Because there is no14th floor. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why did he come back safely? Because Xiaoming is a camel. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time? A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento. Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why? Because Xiaoming was left in the desert. 10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only the lunch box was found in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why? A: Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 1 1 What should Xiao Ming do when people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming? Answer: Jump from 13 floor. 12 Xiaoming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. How can he change his destiny? A: Become a camel and go to the desert with adventurers. 13 God granted Xiaoming's wish to become a camel, but Xiaoming was still very sad. Why? A: Because he found himself thrown from the 13 floor and would die. 14 finally, Xiao Ming was lonely, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being killed by a fall. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would not be lonely in the afterlife. He has many brothers and sisters, and he wants to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13 building ... Time goes by and a new cycle begins. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was very excited, because God granted his wish again, but at the moment when he looked back, Xiao Ming was disheartened and thought that nature had made man. Why? Because Xiaoming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes ... 1. Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?

Xiaohua: 3 degrees below zero!

Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

Xiaoming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and he begged him to stay a few more days.

The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiaoming: Do I need to return it?

Banker: No, then you will become a tinker bell.