In our family, family affection has turned into a relationship of interests. Without interests, there is no way to talk about family affection!

In the afternoon I saw a Weibo post by a netizen named "Anti-Pants Front",

The original text is as follows,

"Tell me the real story:

My aunt’s daughter is in an unfortunate marriage.

Yesterday I went to my aunt’s house for New Year’s dinner and called my dad over.

The woman said to my dad: You If my son is still unmarried at age 30, he must be gay.

My father didn’t tell me but he secretly cried.

My mother told me today. >I immediately called the woman and said:

As my sister, if you think there is a problem with my lifestyle, you should communicate with me directly.

You can save me by being angry with my dad. Is your marriage a failure?"

After reading this Weibo,

my hands are itching.

I just want to talk about Chinese-style relatives.

I used to have kinphobia.

Chinese relatives have several innate and remarkable abilities.

The first one is "comparison".

From small to large, we compare openly and covertly.

From your child’s academic performance to which school you were admitted to, to what job you found and what partner you found,

to your child’s academic performance,

the wheels are not the same. interest.

The second amazing skill of relatives,

is to stimulate you when they know that you won’t react at all, or they don’t dare to push you.

your parents.

For example, the Weibo post at the beginning is like this.

Many people are not afraid of being forced by their relatives.

In a word: none of your business.

They also know this,

so they choose to force the person who can't bear the excitement - your parents.

You can handle it yourself, but your parents can’t.

There is really no way around it.

I sometimes wonder,

Maler Gobi,

What kind of relatives are these bird relatives?

Que Zan Dang Du Better than them.

With all these abilities,

The big New Year reunion,

how can that be called a reunion?

It is clearly a secret war. ,

Even if you are as handsome as Andy Lau in "Dark War",

you will be crushed,

You are so handsome,

< p>Why aren't you married yet? Are you gay? Although our family members are not handsome, they are all married.

Why haven’t you given birth to a baby yet? Is it because you can’t give birth? Although our family is not handsome and has no future, the baby is already so good.

You are so handsome, why isn’t your baby handsome? Do you want a paternity test? Ah hahahaha.

Light and dark, New Year's Eve,

Things that are stimulating for you,

Things that are stimulating for your parents.

And these vanguard warriors with logic barriers,

It is really a disaster to communicate.

While chatting about work, a few moments later someone said, "Why aren't you married yet? Why aren't you having children yet? Our family is all..."

While chatting The weather came up in a few moments, "Why aren't you married yet? Why haven't you had a baby yet? Our family is all..."

While chatting about business, it came up in a few moments " Why aren’t you getting married yet? Why aren’t you having children yet?” Why don’t you have a baby? Everyone in our family...”

I finally figured it out.

These people with logic disorders are not all logic disorders.

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Most of them are just pretending.

You have kinphobia,

They are also seriously ill.

Take a good friend of mine as an example.

A few days ago he suddenly came to our house to play.

He said he was seeking refuge.

< p>It was her husband's sisters who went to the house.

My friend couldn’t bear the siege of them trying to conceive a baby, so she came to our house.

She said, forget about the rest. Second sister, she is in her thirties and has not yet married.

She actually came to urge us to have a baby.

I said,

That’s because she is afraid that you will urge her to get married,

So she wants to seize the strategic commanding heights,

before you Before talking about her,

she took a high ground and opened fire on you.

In fact, she felt very guilty.

Think about it,

This is really the case,

You work better than them,

You have more experience than them,

Wait and so on,

Relatives always have a feeling of "cannot lose face" and look forward to death,

No matter what you say,

He just said "I get married, I give birth to a baby, do I have you or not, humph, lose it",

It was paired with the scene of Yibapo,

It was perfect.

Let me end with a joke,

It happened to me.

I rarely go home for the New Year now,

But one year it was my grandma’s 80th birthday,

I went home to celebrate the New Year.

That day, after dinner at my grandma’s house, everyone sat around the fire,

smoking cigarettes and drinking tea.

We were in a rare stage of peace.

My cousin’s father-in-law showed up with my nephew in hand.

After the old man asked me about my current situation,

he started: I haven’t given birth yet. Looking at our family, we will start studying immediately.

My cousin winked hard at me,

I understood what he meant,

asked me to be merciful,

I nodded to express my understanding. : Very good, I’m lucky.

Old man: I’m envious.

Me: Haha.

Old man: I’m just jealous, I’m embarrassed.

Me: Haha, I’m not envious. I like children. It’s great to have children. He’s happy with it. I still want to be quiet for a few years.

Old man: I won’t be able to give birth in a few more years of peace and quiet. I will be even more envious then. Look at our family, now, you see, they are all going to school.

Me: Haha.

My mother came over at this time,

I thought to myself, this is really going to change, old man, I beg you to shut up.

I handed the old man another cigarette.

I really wanted to give him the whole pack of cigarettes and tell him to go somewhere else.

Before my mother asked what we were talking about,

the old man spoke: His aunt, I was asking him. Seeing that everyone in our family started studying right away, I was envious. No longer envious, he still pretends not to be envious.

Looking at such a big and lively baby, his aunt, can you say that you are not envious?

It’s too late, but it’s too soon,

I stopped the sentence: I say for my mother, if you are not dead in another 10 years,

You are still alive and well. I envy you for my whole family.

See if you can! ?

The air was still,

It was so quiet.

Since then,

My phobia has disappeared,

it has been transferred to my relatives

Now my relatives are afraid of me Speak without restraint,

Bah, bah, bah, good luck.