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What shameful things did 12 constellation do?

Everyone has experienced embarrassing and shameful things, which may be laughed off in others' eyes, but it is really a black history in my heart and I can't let it go for a long time! What shameful things did 12 constellation do? Let's have a look!

Aries: Listening to other people's jokes makes you laugh like milk green.

Aries is a particularly warm, cheerful and generous person. Aries talks and laughs everywhere, and is particularly easy to get along with. It is very active and easy to integrate into the group. Telling jokes and jokes is also Aries' favorite form of entertainment, which always brings happiness to everyone from time to time. However, the cheerful Aries has also had depression. Aries, who is still catching a cold, still doesn't change the happy image of the past. Listening to other people's jokes, she can't help laughing all the time. They even laugh a milky green in front of others, which is simply a shame to the little Aries, and they can't laugh for a moment.

Taurus: I was drunk and kissed the wrong person.

Taurus is also a man-like person. Although Taurus is very reserved and deep. Let me tell you a secret. Taurus after drinking is simply a man's true colors. Such a big scale really scares the baby. Taurus is an extroverted person. They are born honest and frank. Such people are at a relative disadvantage at the wine table. Taurus is easy to get drunk, but if Taurus is drunk, the wine really doesn't taste good. Drunk Taurus kissed the wrong person! It's so embarrassing that I can't recall it.

Gemini: I often wear my clothes inside out and I don't find them.

Gemini, like a windy man and woman, always likes new things, especially lively and playful, and is also a smart person. However, Gemini is also very friendly and helpful, and is a person with a special true temperament. It is the most shameful thing for others to be sad. It is said that people who don't take the initiative always lack strength and forget things, which is really a good embodiment in Gemini, and Gemini has never done anything shameful because of this character. The most shameful thing Gemini has ever done is always wearing his clothes backwards. Well, it's good to wear it backwards after laughing, but such an oolong will appear on important occasions, which is really different.

Cancer: I forgot to wear underwear to go out.

Cancer baby is very gentle and will take care of himself. Under normal circumstances, nothing will go wrong, and there are relatively few shameful things to do, especially cancer men, who are relatively warm men. They have never done anything shameful, but sometimes they always give people a very feminine feeling, which is the most depressing place for cancer men. The most shameful thing a gentle cancer woman has done is to forget to wear underwear to go out. It is simply a great shame. Such a shameful thing happened to the baby cancer. If there was a hole in the ground at that time, I really couldn't wait to get in.

Leo: Spit your food on other people at the table.

Leo is a careless person and has a high enthusiasm for doing things. Whether he is a lion man or a lion woman, he belongs to that kind of person with strong personality. He is fearless in doing things, without that delicate image, and belongs to that rough type. But lions are also people who pay special attention to face. The most shameful thing that lions have done is to spray food on others at the dinner table. At the dinner table, everyone chatted while eating. Speaking of jokes, lions are those who are not affected. When they heard the funny scene, they forgot the food in their mouths. The spout smiled, and the opposite side was miserable, and a table on the table was also "burnt". Such a disgusting thing, my god, is a shame.

Virgo: I didn't zip up after going to the bathroom. Others kindly reminded me that others are perverts.

Dear Virgo friends, such a perfectionist likes to do things to the extreme, is picky, and has done embarrassing things. Virgo is a perfect obsessive-compulsive disorder, and virgins have almost nothing to be picky about in life. The most shameful thing a virgin has done is to go to the bathroom without zipping up, and then do what she should do. On the road, a good-hearted person reminded me that pointing to TA, the neurotic nature of virgins was exposed again, thinking that she had encountered a pervert. It was not until the second time I wanted to go to the toilet that the virgins discovered that they were willing to forget to "open the door"! Virgin babies, don't you feel particularly cool? Ha ha ha, pay attention next time!

Libra: I don't like to save my phone number. It's easy to make a wrong call.

Libra is a person who knows the romantic atmosphere very well, and has a great atmosphere of life. He always feels comfortable in doing things, is good at dealing with people and has a good relationship with people. There is no shortage of the opposite sex around him, and life is quite interesting. However, Libra has a characteristic, that is, it doesn't like to store its mobile phone number. Libra likes to keep it in mind, so few people generally record the basic Libra. When the teacher called, Libra mistakenly thought it was someone close to him, and then it was: Dear! Miss me! ..... Ha ha ha, don't give each other a chance to speak, a bone intimate penis said a phone! Libra has done the most shameful thing, and more than once!

Scorpio: When you go to the toilet, the light is broken, and when you squat down, you are held by your ass.

Now the living environment is better, various ways are more convenient, and people's lives are much more comfortable. Many years ago, living facilities in some places were not so complete, so old-fashioned rows of toilets were common in the past. Scorpio is the least afraid of the night among the twelve constellations, because they have a certain mysterious atmosphere, giving people a very cold feeling. The most shameful thing Scorpio did was to go to a row of old toilets at night, and then the lights went out. Besides, I can't stand the urgency. As soon as I took off my pants, I quickly squatted down and my ass was held by me. ...

Sagittarius: My love letter was posted on the school bulletin board by my classmates.

Sagittarius is a literary person, very literary, but Sagittarius is not the material for reading. They don't like reading, but they are first-class in literature and art, so Sagittarius is very popular with the opposite sex at this point. Writing love letters is also a shooter's strong point, but there are always some naughty students at school. The love letter I wrote was posted on the school bulletin board by my classmates! It's a pity that the sentimental love letter was published in the school, and it was also informed criticism by the school! It also makes the shooters happy at school. Not only did they not reduce the heterosexual relationship, but the heterosexual relationship was better! Ha ha ha, this is that every dark cloud has a silver lining.

Capricorn wets the bed at the age of eighteen.

Capricorn is an introverted person, and usually doesn't like to communicate with others. He is an honest and down-to-earth person, quite introverted. However, Capricorn is also a villain show, and they especially like reading novels. Once, I don't know if Capricorn drank too much water before going to bed, or had a dream, and even wet the bed, wet the bed, wet the bed! God, when people in the same dormitory heard the dripping sound, they thought it was the tap that was left on, but it dripped from the bedwetting to the floor ... This is the most shameful thing Capricorn has done in his life, and it is hard to forget. Capricorn baby probably doesn't want to mention such an embarrassing thing all his life!

Aquarius: Put the foot washing water on the door and ask someone to open it.

Aquarius people also like to be different. Aquarius people were naughty when they were young, and their minds were full of bad ideas. As we all know, children who live in the countryside always play with their neighbors when they are young, and the doors are unlocked. Children can run around and play. The water bottles put the foot washing water on the door, then left the door unlocked, and then asked someone to open the door ... as a result, the guests pushed them in as soon as they arrived ... the water bottles were simply crushed to death by their parents, hahaha! Besides these, the naughty Aquarius has done a lot of things about moths, and he is a thoroughly bad boy.

Pisces: Scared by a toy snake, he peed his pants on the spot.

We only know that the baby in Pisces is an affectionate baby and an imaginary baby. In fact, Pisces babies are also very timid babies, and their timidity is famous on the list of twelve constellations. Pisces is also timid and will be teased by peers. There is a toy snake, which is a bit lifelike. Snakes will stick out their tongues, and Pisces babies will pee their pants on the spot. It's really embarrassing! It's just that Pisces is too angry, angry and hateful, angry with others, hating others for playing tricks on TA, and angry with himself for being so disappointing! It's just scaring the baby Pisces. Peeing your pants on the spot is also the most shameful thing that a Pisces baby has ever done.