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Which countries are crazy about giant pandas? Which countries are the most exciting?

Which countries are crazy about giant pandas? Which countries are the most exciting? The giant panda is a national treasure of China and a unique species in China. It lives in Sichuan, Shaanxi and Gansu provinces. I love eating bamboo, and I sleep every day except eating. Black and white fur looks lovely.

Speaking of giant pandas, they have existed since ancient times. At that time, it also had a dignified and handsome name-iron-eating beast, which was once the leader of Jiuli tribe and the seat of the main soldier Chiyou. But seeing its chubby figure and naive appearance, I think I already know how Chiyou was defeated in the Zhuolu duel.

The mysterious giant panda like the iron eater is not only pleasing to everyone, but also seems to have grown into an aesthetic view of various countries. Every country in the world is proud of having giant pandas. But unfortunately, except for two in Mexico, our giant pandas are only rented and not given away. In the 1980s, "panda diplomatic relations" even appeared.

After a long time, foreigners' attention to giant pandas has only increased. Therefore, China evaluated the countries that rented giant pandas. If they can't meet the standard, they can't buy giant pandas even at the best rent. Remember, the rent for giant pandas is $6,543,800+a year, and the lease period is ten years. Moreover, if giant pandas give birth overseas, they need to be sent to China at a certain age.

Among them, foreign countries are reluctant to give up after returning several panda cubs, and some lawmakers even said that they would amend foreign laws to prevent pandas born overseas from being sent back to China. However, this is impossible. The lease contract contains requirements. If a foreign country breaks the contract, China has the right to get back every giant panda in the United States, which is absolutely unacceptable to foreigners.

Foreign legislators suggested amending the law. Every country in the world is crazy about giant pandas, and many countries also do crazy things because of giant pandas. In 20 14, Sun He did a great thing in Edinburgh, Scotland. Scotland, one of the four foreign political systems, wants independence. Conclusion Foreign government departments say they can do it alone, but Sun He must repay the foreign country. After all, it will be rented in the name of a foreign country. This puts the British people in a dilemma. One side is casual, the other side is a panda, and so are those who want to be pandas! Unexpectedly, these two panda "diplomats" actually discouraged the disintegration of a country!

The country where the propaganda wall of Edinburgh Zoo in Scotland is crazy about giant pandas should be the Netherlands. They insisted on applying to China to deal with giant pandas. It took 16 years from beginning to end. During this period, they changed three presidents before they successfully obtained the giant pandas Wu Wen and Xingya. They couldn't help being happy. They invited architects from China at a high price and spent a huge sum of money to build the Panda Palace with Chinese style covering an area of 9,000 square meters! After the giant panda gave birth to its cubs, the Netherlands held a centenary celebration and naming ceremony for it, which was really amazing.

Panda Palace also likes foreign pandas very much. 1972, Kangkang and Lele went abroad, which attracted the close attention of netizens all over the country. People go to the safari park to watch it every day, and the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department sends hundreds of policemen on duty. For a long time, I have not lost my attention. Even after the birth of panda cubs last year, it attracted a wave of attention and attracted many people to watch the excitement. As a last resort, the safari park came up with a way to draw lots. Within 14 days, only 1080 lucky visitors are selected every day, and each person has only one minute to enjoy, which makes those who don't get it extremely boring.

It's great to draw lots to see pandas abroad. Like other countries, they want pandas, but they are firmly rejected in our country because they fully consider the problem of panda breeding. Defeated foreign countries did not give up, that is, they could not borrow giant pandas, so they built them themselves. Therefore, they dye the elephants black and white, so that tourists can show that they have been cheated.

Elephant Panda The Philippines also needs a panda, but it has never been successful. After seeing the foreign Sao operation, their eyes lit up, so the crocodile in the Philippines was unlucky.

Crocodile Panda Malaysia likes giant pandas very much, but it can't afford the international air transportation and other feeding expenses of bamboo, so it sent them home. But after a while, they regretted it and gradually rented the giant panda. With the expensive feeding expenses, they withdrew the pandas, and then they regretted it. ...

Canada also worked hard for pandas, and they specially arranged a panda plane to pick them up. As soon as the giant panda landed, he saw a red carpet road construction and a welcome party. Thousands of news media rushed to take pictures. It is rumored that they still want to hold a military parade, but for fear of scaring pandas, there is only no following.

Panda special plane Panda is really cute. By 2022, the number of pandas will be 1864, changing from endangered species to vulnerable creatures. However, the influence of the giant panda as a national treasure in China is not easy to change. We should work harder to maintain giant pandas, so that the total number of giant pandas will increase. In this way, we may not know that one day in the near future, we will be able to keep giant pandas at home as we wish!