12 12 make fun of yourself.

12 12 Funny talk about teasing yourself (I) 1. Now, high school students celebrate Singles Day, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, and only a group of junior high school students are forcing Children's Day.

I have spent all my money in advance to prevent double twelve.

3. Everyone else has a master who drags his father to clean the shopping cart, but I don't, because I don't want it.

How about we play a game? You sent me some snacks, let me guess who sent them.

I heard that boys who buy snacks for girls at Shuang 12 are the most handsome.

6. I went to Shuang 12 and stole my number instead of chopping my hand. How poor you are.

7. Being single is not illegal, funny or shameful.

8. Boys who eat soil 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined, moved the world.

9. Shuang 12 affectionately calls it Chopping Hands Festival.

10. Every time I buy it at buy buy, I will regret it, but I will never change it.

1 1. Why am I single last year and still single this year? Buy one and get one free when you are single?

12. Successfully joined the kitchen knife party. I was happy when I bought it, but sad when I sent it.

13.5. I am still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!

14. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and then go after Shuang 12.

15. high energy ahead, double twelve approaching with a big wave of bonuses!

16. You are a half circle, I am a half circle, and the meeting combination is the circle of love. Draw concentric circles of our love with you as the center, love as the radius and happiness as the circumference. 12. 12 love day. May our love be happy.

17. The wind is howling again! The horse is barking! Double twelve is growling!

18.7. tired into a dog, double 12 defeated chop.

19. Happiness is another kind of pain that others see, and carnival is another kind of loneliness.

20. Singles Day, if you are the one, bloody battle 12 is the right way.

12 12 laugh at yourself (below) 2 1. Happiness can be bought, such as Taobao.

22. The imperial edict is coming! The emperor said: I know that you are faithful to love and infatuated with each other. Today is the day to show love. I specially named you as the "Ambassador of Yipin Love" and called on the whole people to "be faithful to love all their lives". I admire that. Love (12) month and love (12) day.

23. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

24. The children all ran away, and the double twelve took the bonus to fight!

25. For every pair of 1 1, there are two kinds of people: one who calls himself a pickpocket and the other who spits out a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful, not only having a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

26. What should be discounted for Double Twelve? Your hand.

27. The Double Twelve is just around the corner, and the outbreak is now.

We have known each other for so long and have common interests. We love each other and depend on each other. We care about each other and love each other. We * * * build a love nest together, and Qi Xin works together. Love Day: Loving you is my lifelong pursuit!

29. Girlfriend: Which do you listen to first, the good news or the bad news? Me: Bad news. Girlfriend: I'm going to buy something for 50 thousand yuan. Me: What is the good news? Girlfriend: Double twelve and half price!

30. Do a good job in double twelve, get promoted and raised, become the general manager and CEO, and win Bai Fumei!

3 1. If you are single, I don't feel single.

I thought forgetting can make me happy, but I feel more lonely?

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

34. Some people take off their bills on Singles Day. We are here to celebrate Singles Day just to prove that we are single.

35.4. My husband's house has been demolished recently, and millions have been demolished. I am so excited. Today, he told me that there was a bubble on my tongue. My first reaction was: Do you have money to burn?

36. I haven't had time to watch Taobao Tmall. I feel that I haven't reviewed for tomorrow's exam.

37. Since I met Ma Yun, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. I also have my own car: a shopping cart. I also understand my shortcomings: lack of balance!

38. Singles Day is coming. I'll teach you how to take off the bill. Chasing me.

39. How long should I wait?

40. I looked back and broke my neck thousands of times in my last life, and I got a look at you in my life; 12. 12 say a few words to you on love day: I fell in love with you at first sight, and a short message showed my love; We should live up to the neck of our former life!

Talking about the humor of poking fun at life.

1. The road to success is always under construction!

With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I am wholeheartedly. Without you, I have nothing to do and a hateful game.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I'm just pretending to be fat, not as ugly as you!

5. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs.

6. I changed when I met him, and I couldn't get through two bullets in my face.

7. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

8. You hang out, your wife will change sooner or later!

9. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

10. If there is an afterlife, I must become nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

1 1. Those hurdles you can't get through are all because your legs are short!

12. Please don't call me black, it's to protect you secretly.

13. This kind of thing is still sleeping soundly on the school table.

14. Please read aloud: lying plum smells fragrant flowers, and lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

15. Don't disturb me before you buy me snacks. Baby's time is precious.

16. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

17. Sometimes I drink a little wine and I can't figure it out by the cold moonlight. Why did I come to earth?

18. Don't flatten your mouth, I'll want to bite, because it's too like sausage.

19. I won't open it in a hurry after receiving the courier. I think I have learned to be reserved.

20. You are like love in the palm of your hand. If you close your palm, you will be surprised if you don't suffocate.

2 1. I have to fight with the bed every day, and I usually lose.

22. Every time you wait in bed after quarreling with others, you will know how to scold at that time.

23. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

24. He doesn't care what happens to you. Don't worry, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.

26. The computers at home are all very slow, so they crashed soon.

27. Homework Jun, Gong Ling has been destroyed. She has lost her mind. Today, you and I made up our minds.

28. Don't say you are single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

29. Watching different tastes of sleeping pills walk around the podium every day.

I often go to the seaside, but I don't like the sea, but I like the waves.

3 1. Sleep hungry and count sheep. One, two, three, four, five strings, six strings.

32. Time has smoothed my edges and corners. Obviously, you are fat and you don't admit it!

33. Touch your chest. I'm still young and a baby.

34. The so-called growth means that when you hear the word rough, you will never think of the sea again.

35. Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

37. The name of a single man is single dog, and the name of a single woman is Goubuli.

38. You are like a moving magnet. You always repel me and never forget to attract me.

39. I have mastered a way to hide private money, and what I need next is money.

40. I thought it was a flower on the edge of a cliff, but later I realized it was just slag in a sea of people!

4 1. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

42. be strong Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

43. Sleeping is such a thing. I still sleep soundly at my school desk.

44. In a class and a harem, there are always several people competing for favor.

45. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

46. Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

47. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

48. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

49. Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

50. What is the sandwich yarn for women chasing men? Just across the Sahara desert.

5 1. Since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife.

52. I got up early for class today. When I first entered the classroom, the teacher smiled and said to me, "What a rare guest!" " I was confused at that time.

53. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.

54. When the review ship is about to capsize, the desire to sleep comes.

Ask me for a gift on Children's Day. I can give it, but you should pay attention to it on Father's Day in a few days.

56. The way I express my feelings has always been simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.

57. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too unlucky, but their grades are generally not good.

58. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.

59. I'll look good if I fall, and give my life to the ugly one. I'll show you what a thousand cups are not drunk.

60. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

6 1. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

62. I can also type blindly, but others type blindly without looking at the keyboard and I don't look at the screen.

63. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

66. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

If you are in pain, don't drink water, or you will get dirty.

68. What is the biggest shame in life? Cheating failed!

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. When I approached, I saw that it was a mirror.

70. Korean descendants are used to pick up girls, and China Houyi is used to shoot the sun.

7 1. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

72. It is better to learn Chinese for one year than to talk about QQ for half a year.

73. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

74. I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

75. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

76. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

77. If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Also, ghosts scream, scaring you to run.

78. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is extremely deep.

79. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day.

80. You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.

8 1. Wages are like a period, which comes once a month and disappears in a week.

82. When I passed by a person, my clothes were scratched, and there was no spark.

83. Home is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

84. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!

85. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

86. It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

87. Wukong, don't be so cruel. Give it to the teacher to ride, and kill her.

88. My schizophrenia was cured, and now I and I are fine.

89. Life is so vast and there is so much homework.

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I spilled 100 ml of lard.

9 1. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

92. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

93. I don't look down on you, but I'm too lazy to talk to you at all.

94. It is romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

95. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in happiness.

96. I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will mean a little to enjoy my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

97. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

98. If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

99. Why go when there is no way out? Just take the bus

100. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

Happy birthday to myself.

1, oh yeah, happy birthday to myself. Does anyone remember that today is my birthday?

3. Happy birthday and be happy every day for the rest of your life.

4. One day in a certain year, I came to this world!

Today is my birthday, Zhao Yuejun. Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday, always healthy and beautiful!

7. I want you and me for the rest of my life and wish myself a happy birthday.

8. Congratulations. You are one step closer to the adult world.

9. There are many blessings among the layers of green leaves. Happy birthday to me!

10, tomorrow is my birthday. What I want to hear most is your blessing.

1 1, my birthday, I am very happy, I wish my tomorrow more brilliant.

12. Roots are underground branches and branches are roots in the sky. Happy birthday to me.

13, dear yourself, don't be ambiguous with others, you can't afford to play!

14. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu. Happy birthday to me.

15, bright candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better!

16, I wish you happiness and love all your life. Let go of what you want and what you can't get.

17, I wish myself happiness every day and all the best! I wish my parents good health and all the best! ! !

18, on this special day, I wish life more and more beautiful, and let beauty and chic accompany me forever.

19, if you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart. Happy birthday to me.

20. Today has finally ushered in a year of life. Happy birthday to yourself ~ to hell with all your troubles.

2 1, delicate and charming flowers have opened for you; The beautiful days came quietly. Happy birthday to me!

I don't want to say anything. I just want to die now, because I won't be happy without you on this birthday.

23, dear yourself, remember to always look up at the sky, remember to look at your feet when looking up at the sky.

24, colorful world, only friendship is the most precious, in this day that belongs to you, I wish myself happiness!

25. Dear yourself, never make a promise to others easily. A promise is a debt owed!

26. Finally, I wish you a happy birthday, to all those who have birthdays today, and to all my friends!

27. if possible Then learn to smile at every day, every minute and every second. Happy birthday!

28. Today, my birthday, my hope and my future days are as bright and hopeful as this candlelight.

29, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years. Happy birthday to me.

30. I have always loved you, but you don't know it. I know that you don't ask me, and you have been avoiding me. Happy birthday to me.

3 1, I will spend my first and last birthday with you. After that day. I will leave you consciously. I won't pester you anymore.

32. Decadence is deep red burn marks, yellow fingers, silent hearts, and more attachment to love in a winter. Happy birthday to me.

Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

34. Today is my birthday. I never forget to wish myself a happy birthday on this special day. I am always young and more and more beautiful!

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. Happy birthday to me.

36. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

37. My birthday also wishes the people I love a happy day! Bless all my friends to share my happiness and be happy forever!

38. Maybe you no longer need my company, maybe you no longer exist, but I will always remember today: Happy birthday to me!

39. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, countless money, no need to work hard, leisurely and carefree, romantic and happy, and happiness belongs to you!

40. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

4 1, regret is an emotion that consumes our spirit, which is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it. Happy birthday to me.

42. Travel is not only about speed, but also about sustainability; Progress lies not only in speed, but also in whether we can keep the right direction. Happy birthday to me.

43. I am one year older and should be much more mature. I can't waste my time on being gentle or not handsome. I wish myself happiness forever and find happiness. Happy birthday to me!

44. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and lower our heads slowly, while listening to stories that will never grow old. Happy birthday to me.

I envy my birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day, and life needs to be grasped by struggle and creation! Happy birthday!

46. Being hurt can hone your mind, being cheated can increase your knowledge, being abandoned can teach you the ability to stand on your own feet, and being criticized can fuel your wisdom. Happy birthday to me.

47.happy birthday! Make yourself happy every day! Strive for your goals! The future needs to be created with your own hands! ! ! Come on! ! !

48. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

49. Sometimes more confusion will lead to less troubles, sometimes more contentment will lead to less troubles, sometimes less care will lead to more peace, and sometimes more loss will lead to more peace. Happy birthday to me.

50. The world will be ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5 1, flowers are similar from year to year, and people are different from year to year. Time flies and the years change. Maturity is not necessarily unhappy, happiness is like breaking a cocoon into a butterfly. I want to be born as brilliant as summer flowers!

Happy birthday was when I was a child. Although the family was very poor at that time, the mother must boil two eggs for her child's birthday. Eggs at that time were the most delicious things in the world.

53. I love myself and have no rival in love ~ Happy birthday to me! Or to the sky, or to the sea, or to the grassland, vent their happiness! More importantly, say happy birthday to your heart.

54. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to the cave to hide, then lick the wound and persist, but once asked, it can't stand it. Happy birthday to me.

The sun is golden, the moon is silver, and your birthday is colorful. May you be surrounded by happiness, chased by good luck and subdued by happiness. Don't forget, someone is blessing you in the distance. Happy birthday!

56. The river of time flows quietly for XXX days, stealing time but bringing growth and love. On this beautiful day, I want to say to my growing self: Happy birthday, dear.

Some people say that although life is hard, there are always some people who live leisurely and tastefully. Because they face life with a happy heart and look for happiness in difficult places, life is bright. Happy birthday to me.

58. Special day, special blessing, for my birthday: I hope I will be more mature, smoother and more successful when I grow up one year old. I want piles of money, full of affection, and full of East China Sea in Wisdom Fofo Agbo. Happy birthday to myself!

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Don't be too low-key Sometimes you have to be tough. Be bullied, be sure to get it back! But don't hold grudges. Let them express their opinions. Pity will make you noble.

60. One year passed, and I grew up by another year. I am slowly maturing and growing up. I must learn to live and take good care of myself. No matter what will happen in the future, I must be strong, come on, believe in myself, I will!

6 1, sharing is heart-to-heart communication; Sharing is the transmission of love and affection; Sharing, let us have one more world and one more love from now on; More than just a feeling; Let's share happiness; Share feelings; Share this wonderful world and wish yourself a happy birthday.

62. Today is my birthday. I want to tell myself that everything need not be so serious, especially the emotional bumps. It is enough to have a person from two of a kind with the warmth of love. Don't expect too much. People who know how to be content are always happy and content with a little love.

63. Because I came to this world in the sunshine of New China, I am the first generation of people who were born under the red flag and grew up in New China. So when I was at school, my father gave me a boy's name that was particularly pleasant to listen to, very atmospheric and of great significance to the times. I love my name.

64. Life can't be smooth sailing. If you are unhappy, eat a candy and tell yourself that today is sweet and happy. Although smiling is not necessarily happy, smiling is a kind of transmission and a baton of happiness. So, please smile and gently raise your mouth. Happy birthday to myself.

Humor, humor, talk about yourself.

1, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise why can't I find it now!

When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums when he farts.

4. Hey, who's that? I have never seen a purer child than Telunsu.

I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

6. Why did the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon = = Houyi shoot for nine days, even the immortals couldn't stand it?

7. Watch the time in bed every morning, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

8. Whether the thin man says he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off.

9. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

10, if you want to fight, I will fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.

1 1, when Russia put on its wedding dress. When you put on the cassock. This kind of life is enough for Russia.

12, when we are fat, don't forget that we are always thin.

13, if I were a flower, I wouldn't dare to shit on cows in the future ~

14, eating jelly and refreshing yourself is the happiest thing.

15, I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! "One more bottle!

16, Altman is really happy for you to see that you have found your own little monster.

17, go to the toilet, use other people's paper, and let others find paper.

18, Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations, not her boyfriend's rights.

19, loneliness now is worse than a car accident.

20, out of tune is also a tune, I low-key out of tune, that is high-profile.

2 1, the teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and asked, "Teacher, what class is this?" "

22, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

23. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service. Please dial again in your next life.

24. If ESC is the exit key of life, then my ESC key has long been pressed.

Nice to see a young man. I'm going to Thailand first, then to Korea, and finally to marry him.

26. How can a woman stand without poison?

27. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

28. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. And ... one day, he was taken away!

29. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB?

When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bicycle. I had to take a taxi to school every day.

3 1, the advantage of short people is that they can wear pants as pants.

32. If all emotional things can be forced, the world will be too boring.

33. You are responsible for earning money to support your family, and I am responsible for being beautiful.

34, a threesome, there must be my teacher; Three musketeers, there must be a strong; Love triangle, there must be wounds. ...

35. Love blooms in the depths and in the shallows.

36. Live a strong life in a pile of dregs.

37. Altman was kicked by a donkey when he hit the little monster.

38. People meet love at the corner, and I meet ghosts at the corner; People are happy at the next stop, but I don't have a car to go to the next stop.

Help, help, someone help me suck the fishbone out of my throat.

40, the same father, he said he was cheating, I said I bought my father.

4 1. Because the triangle is fixed, the love triangle is stable.

42. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you use Unicom and I use mobile.

43. I always have a question: What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to cows?

44. I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.

45. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

46, the sky is gray, the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

47, Doraemon said: Daxiong, what you want is not me, just that pocket.

48, you are not handsome, you are ugly!

49. The idiom "an instant hit" actually describes female artists at all times and in all countries.

50. When you hear the bell, you take out your mobile phone first and then start the most boring thing in your life.