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How are the dormitory conditions in Nanjing University of Information Science & Technology?

Hello, dear fairies! As a senior of Nanxin, today I will talk to you about how good the dormitory conditions in our school are!

First of all, we openly admit that Nanxin's dormitory was once rated as one of the "ugliest". Although the school has been beautified in the transformation in recent years, it is not difficult to find many traces of old buildings. Whenever the bedroom door is opened, the cheerful mood often plummets due to various problems such as toilet odor, insufficient water flow and power failure.

Although the dormitory environment in Nanxin is not as eye-catching as a luxury five-star hotel, there are some special places. For example, we have several so-called "legendary" apartments with excellent environment, complete facilities and very spacious and comfortable rooms. In short, they are the places that all South New Students dream of.

Of course, in Nanxin, how to obtain such valuable "resources" also depends on many ways you can't imagine. Some students once used "kneeling for God" and "kneeling on one knee" to get the "legendary" apartment quota. In the face of their sincere expressions and demands, they will directly approve with a little tenderness.

In addition, there is an "artifact" in this strange and interesting Nanxin dormitory world, and that is the heater! According to our conventional knowledge, the cupboard card room, bedside table and roadside trash can used to look like heaters. Once I complained to my classmate that the heating in the dormitory was not warm, and she asked me to look carefully next door-and I found it!

Of course, jokes are jokes. Although the dormitory management in Nanjing University of Information Science & Technology is maddening, we still live with a grateful heart. Because here, we can meet a group of sincere friends, spend many unforgettable times, and share the happiness and difficulty of youth together. This precious memory, no matter how time passes, will always be engraved in our hearts.