Husband drank too much, made trouble without reason, and lost things. I talked to him, and he was unhappy over there.

Couples, lovers, after a long time, may feel more and more dull and boring. It is better to be humorous in daily life and laugh off your big teeth. Let's take a look at the interesting things of these online lovers.

Between lovers 1:

Yesterday, we walked home and passed a residential area. My husband advised me to take the normal way home. He climbed over the fence from a community to enter the construction site of our community and then climbed over the fence to see who got home first. We shouted one, two, three, and two people ran separately.

When I got home, my husband didn't even see a shadow. I was ecstatic: I can invite him to treat me to a big meal on Valentine's Day. After half an hour, I was so anxious that I could climb back and forth. So I hit him and turned it off. A few minutes later, the property agent called and asked me to take my husband's ID card and our real estate license to find someone. It turned out that he was caught by the security guard and dragged away with others for a long time, because the security guard didn't believe that it was our husband and wife who bet. I feel dizzy. He died, too.

When I went to find someone, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to dig a hole and bury myself.

Between lovers 2:

Ha ha! What happened in the wedding year set each other off! That winter, my husband and I went home from Shenzhen to get married. Because I just went back to attend a ceremony and have to go back to Shenzhen after the Spring Festival holiday, I temporarily live in his relatives' new apartment. The furniture in the apartment is simple and there is no TV. We only watch TV at his parents' house, and take a bath late every day before returning to that apartment, which is two blocks away from his parents' house. One day, I found a record player in his home. I thought it was very interesting, so I discussed it with him. Anyway, our new son is nothing, so take it home and listen to it! He agreed. That night, we played mahjong at his house and called 12, ready to take the record player home. His mother said, it's not good to just hold this thing and break it when it falls to the ground. Find a sheet to wrap you in! So, we wrapped the old record player in old sheets and walked to the new place at midnight 12.

Needless to say, what would the security guard think if he watched two people sneaking around in the deserted street in the middle of the night with big things on the sheets?

To make matters worse, we have encountered a joint defense. ...

To make matters worse, we can't remember which building and unit that new building is. He said the third floor, I said the sixth floor, and we quarreled ... We lived in * * * for two days, who knows how many days. ...

Then at midnight, we beat his parents out of bed and went to the police station to take us ... between lovers, 3:

Hehe, seeing this reminds me that when my husband and I just got married, we went shopping once and almost got home. He said, let's race to see who gets home first and who comes home late to wash dishes. Everyone thought I was his opponent, so a big man (her husband 1.85, weight 170) appeared in the street with a lady's bag on his back and a pile of ladies' clothes in front. At that time, I was still a little cute, and I also had a few chivalrous people. My husband was stopped soon, and even the traffic police on the street were alarmed. After knowing the situation, my brother didn't say anything for a long time. You can't play like this next time, hahaha ~ ~ ten years. ...

Between lovers 4:

When I was dating my husband, I had a bad temper and was very headstrong. I had to let my husband do everything. I don't know why I am angry. According to this temper, I am probably unreasonable. My husband and I are in the street. My husband escaped from prison, too. He said loudly, "I said 300, so I don't have to say 300,500." There happened to be many ladies standing in that street, so I immediately surrounded several men to watch the excitement and thought I was standing in the street.

I was dumbfounded. The husband yelled at the men, "What are you looking at? There is nothing to see when couples quarrel! Those people dispersed in a hubbub.

I never dare to splash water in the street again.

Between lovers 5:

Before my husband and I got married, we all pretended not to know each other, and then we ran into each other or chatted. The funniest time is that once, he picked me up at the subway exit on a motorcycle. I deliberately asked, how much is it to XX Community? We have a lot of motorcycles here that earn money by carrying people. ) He said, it's free ~ ~ Just let me kiss him ~ ~ So I really kissed him and got on his car ~ ~ The motorcycle next to me was blindsided ~ ~ I really believed it and said, Little girl, don't be fooled ~ ~ or something ~ ~

Between lovers 6:

When I was in love, my husband (then my boyfriend) sent me back to my apartment one night, and I wanted to play a race with him. My husband is a bit childish. If you want to compete with him, he will take it seriously. So he started running. I tried to be brave at first, but I was soon left behind. I shouted at him as I ran: "robbery, robbery!" " "Many people looked at us on the road, and my husband was embarrassed, so he slowed down. I caught up with him, but he seemed unwilling and hesitated to continue running with me. I couldn't shake him off and began to shout, "pervert, pervert, ah ~ ~" He fell down with a smile, and I couldn't run, haha.

Between lovers 7:

Every time I see that the caller ID is my boyfriend's, I will politely say "Hello!" .

Boyfriends will also politely say "Hello! Excuse me, is this Miss X? " .

Then I responded cheerfully, "It turned out to be a pig!"

Between lovers 8:

My husband used to take me to work. Every time I got off the bus in the building, I liked to put my face on the right glass window and shout, "Help! Help, "I screamed, and I had to make a frightened expression. My husband also likes to cooperate with me, pushing his hand around my head and making a disgusting appearance.

One day, the crane stopped, and I was sticking it on the glass to perform the drama of "saving lives". The security guard in the building brushed the door open and said, "I saved you." .

I blushed and ran into the building at the speed of light with my tail between my legs.

Between lovers 9:

One day, when I came home after dating bf, he bullied me that my legs were not as long as his. I told him to go, and I shouted at the back, and the big brother in front gave me a piece of change. I want to go home by car. The people around you looked at the shout. An uncle looked at me with strange eyes, probably thinking, this child is neatly dressed, there is nothing wrong with it.

Even bf turned around with great momentum, took out two coins from his pocket, put them in my hand and said, I will reward them.

He called out to the uncle and watched me get on the bus all the way.

Between lovers 10:

I went out with bf once. When I got on the 937 bus, it was just the two of us. Bf, hold the handlebar. At first, I pretended not to know him and got on the bus. After getting on the bus, we didn't take sides.

After about one stop, I saw that he tried to scare him before he was ready to talk to me, and I saw the wallet in his pocket exposed. As a result, I quietly walked behind him, made a V-shaped hand and gently took out my wallet. Damn it, like a dead man, I haven't reacted yet. Just as I was about to take it away, I found that all the people in the car were looking at me and holding the bag tightly without accident. I also found a mm to take out, you don't want it.

I hit him with my wallet and shouted, you idiot. Where is the wallet? Bf is still silly to say what's wrong?

Between lovers 1 1:

When my boyfriend didn't live with me, I shared a three-bedroom apartment with three other men. He is very neat. He will fold the quilt after getting up every day. No matter how urgent the time is, he will fold it neatly before going to work. But at the same time, there is a bad habit, that is, when you sleep every night, regardless of the head and tail of the quilt, you pull it down to sleep. Although this question is small, it drives me crazy, so I found a time to make a note on his quilt. I put a sticker on my head, next to which was written a little pig's head, and the sticker on my tail was painted with two pig's feet, next to which was written "Little pig's head". From then on, he looked for pig's feet every time he slept, and never missed sleeping once. Remember to take off the back glue when washing the quilt cover, and then stick it on when covering it.

Besides, he is always too lazy to wash dishes after meals. Like two slackers who live together, he throws the dishes into the sink, saves a lot and washes them the next day. I couldn't stand this habit either, so I set a regular reminder for his wife. Every night around 8: 30, I guess when they finish eating, his wife will call: "whether to wash the dishes or not, that's a problem;" To be or not to be, this is the second question; Rich or not, this is the third question; Pig, or, this is the fourth question ... "In short, he got tired of nagging and went to wash the dishes.

Later, because of the way I managed him, he was always laughed at by his roommates. He couldn't take it anymore, so he moved in with me.

Between lovers 12:

1984 A colleague in my office received a bouquet of roses this Valentine's Day, and we almost fainted with laughter. At the end of work that afternoon, I saw a boy in a flower shop uniform walk to the door of the office, holding a card in his hand and saying, "Who is Miss Wang Cuihua?" We looked at each other and said there were six people in the office, all of whom were women. There is only one Wang, Wang * Xin, whose name is shocking! The boy read another sentence according to the card on his hand: "It's Miss Wang Cuihua, 1984, born in Hubei, who lives in Luohu community!" I saw Miss Wang * Xin blushing and holding up her hand like a tomato. That's not all. When a boy with a Northeast accent saw someone recognize him, he coughed, cleared his throat and began to read the Valentine's Day confession written on the card (pure Northeast dialect version):

"Dear Cui Hua! I can cherish you! You said, people in this life, eat three meals and pull three meals, and one day has passed, howling! If you don't pull three meals, you will be constipated! Howl! If you don't eat or pull, your life is over. Howl! We've known each other for so long that you almost understand. Just pack up and live with me, and I will be good to you all my life! Dear Liu! "

We were so happy that we were lying under the table, and more than half of the people in the office area in the corridor outside flocked to our door to watch the fun and laugh. Miss Wang Cuihua is sitting in her seat, her head is almost in the teacup.

Later, my colleague chased me out and asked the boy who took the flowers away on Miss Wang's desk after reading the confession. How much did it cost? The boy said, "I spent a bunch of 288, and I gave more 100 to express my love."

From that day on, Miss Wang * Xin, that is, Miss Liu, became famous all over the world. Between lovers 13:

My husband gave me a department and we sat on the bus home. I suddenly asked him: let your wife know, so you can't get more than one bargained for. Who knows this fellow went on to say: Who told you not to be big, but to be second? At this time, the people next to us have squinted at us, so I have to continue to say: Don't you know that you are a little favored?

Sweating, both of us!

Between lovers 14:

I have been married for five years, but I can't remember the jokes before I got married. For example, now, I don't have any cash in my wallet, so I take it from his wallet. If he doesn't have it, I take it from my wallet. When you give money, you must smile and say, "Last night's performance was good, and a night's sleep was worth it. Hit me when you are short of money in the future. Remember to drink more Shenbao to save back pain and poor physical strength. How can you make money? "

Anyway, saving people, meeting and pretending to be customers are our three favorite things to play. Sometimes in the toilet, I comb my hair and he just comes in to get something. We both like to pretend, "Hey, old X, what a coincidence, you are here." "What a coincidence, why are you here?"

"Oh, I shit, you pinch?"

Perhaps happiness is better than love, which is a tacit understanding. When I say the first sentence, you can naturally take the next sentence and worship each other. Your hair, your smile, can evoke me far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far.