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The new curriculum standard advocates open and independent learning, and English handwritten newspaper pro

The first volume of English handwritten newspaper for the sixth grade of primary school

The new curriculum standard advocates open and independent learning, and English handwritten newspaper pro

The first volume of English handwritten newspaper for the sixth grade of primary school

The new curriculum standard advocates open and independent learning, and English handwritten newspaper provides us with a new way. Its creation can improve students' comprehensive language use ability and stimulate their interest in learning English. The following is what I bring to you. I hope you like it.

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First, English jokes.

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Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three most commonly used words for students at school?

Jimmy: I don't know. ...

Teacher: Correct.

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Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words that students often use at school?

Jimmy: I don't know …

Teacher: That's right.

Second, English idiom stories

Go get the coffin and return the pearls.

Buy the box, but return the pearls.

A native of Chu wants to sell a precious pearl in Zheng.

There was a Chu man who wanted to sell a precious pearl in Zheng State.

He made a pearl coffin from the wood of Mulan tree and fumigated it with spices. He inlaid pearls and emeralds in the jewelry box, decorated it with red gems and decorated it with kingfisher feathers.

He made a box of pearls out of Mulan, scented it with spices, decorated it with pearls, emeralds and rubies, and inserted the feathers of kingfishers.

A man from Zheng bought the coffin and returned the pearl to him.

A man from Zheng bought the box, but returned the pearl to him.

Too ornate decorations usually replace what is really important.

Too ornate decoration often usurps the role of master.

This Chu native certainly knows how to sell coffins, but he is not good at selling pearls. And Zheng doesn't know which one is really valuable.

Chu people know how to sell boxes, but they are not good at selling pearls, ignoring the key points of items and making improper choices. As for Zheng Guoren, who bought the box, he had no idea what was really valuable.

Third, English inspirational quotes

Adversity is a good training. Suffering is a good opportunity to temper people.

A person can't ride on your back. It's crooked. If you don't bend your back, others can't ride on your back.

No matter how sweet the candy is, there is a bitter day. No matter how sweet the sugar is, there will be a bitter day.

4. Sharp tools can do a good job. If you want to do a good job, you must sharpen your tools first.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. What can you do today!

6. wasting time is robbing yourself. Wasting time is robbing yourself.

7. The greatest test of courage on earth is to withstand defense without losing confidence. The greatest test of courage in the world is to endure failure without losing heart.

A man's best friend is his ten fingers. A man's best friend is his ten fingers.

Only those who perform their duties in daily affairs will perform their duties in major accidents. Only those who do their duty in daily life will do their duty at important moments.

10, the shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at a time. The shortcut to doing many things is to do only one thing at a time.