Joke conscience

New joke, 1, there were two mm chatting on the bus yesterday. A: "How are little C and her boyfriend now?" B: "You're welcome. Goodbye. . Her boyfriend cried to me the other day. " A sorry. B went on to say, "Her boyfriend was very sad that day, but he didn't cry." A praised "good backbone ~ ~" B choked and whispered "Uh. . He said he couldn't cry, and his mascara was not waterproof. . "2. A famous old doctor is doing routine examination in various wards, and a young intern is following him. Suddenly, the intern noticed a special thing. "doctor! Have you noticed that you put a suppository behind your ear? " Oh! That's terrible! "The famous doctor said," Do you know what this means? " "What? I stuck a pen in someone's ass! A pair of lovers snuggled up to each other. The man said, "Dear, I want to dedicate all my pure love to you!" " "The woman was shocked and said," Which one are you going to give to those impure ones? "4. Farmer A:" I had enough of drought last year. This year I thought of a way to ensure that I am not afraid of drought. " Farmer B: "It's amazing. Can you tell me what this is? "Farmer A:" I plant a row of onions next to each row of wheat. As soon as the onion grows, the wheat cries all day, and I seem to have to drain water often. On that foggy day, Xiao Li couldn't see the road clearly, but he had something urgent to do. At this time, he saw that the car in front had a light and followed, but after walking for a while, the car in front didn't go. He waited for a while and got a little impatient. As soon as he got off the bus, he shouted, "Why doesn't the car in front go?" The man in front said, "I'm home." Xiao Li saw that the car had arrived at the garage. 6. A patient went to see a doctor for the first time. "Before you came here, did you consult anyone about your illness? "The doctor asked." Just ask the owner of the drugstore around the corner, "the patient replied." Doctors hate that people who are not doctors often give medical advice, and he doesn't hide it. "What bad idea did that fool give you? ""He asked me to come to you. "7, face and ass year-end evaluation, the result is that ass looks better than face. Reason: 1, smooth and not wrinkled; 2, delicate, no acne, chickenpox rust and so on. ; 3, frugality, no need to spend money on maintenance; 4. Beautiful and concise [url=javascript:void(0)] fashionable [/URL]; 5. Solemn, atmospheric and blessed; 6, sincere, can't laugh or laugh, two sides and three knives; 7. Modesty and concealment; 8, dialectical, both divided into two and combined into one; 9, noble, bear the burden of humiliation, often beaten on behalf of others; 10, practical, can sit and stand, or a window unit for internal and external communication. 8. In junior high school, there was a male classmate in the class, who was handsome, well-proportioned and charming. Naturally, the girls are salivating and ready to act. Naturally, this male classmate soon found a partner. The female S appeared, and she saw the boys and their partners having a good time every day. We have to describe the close relationship between them as inseparable. Of course, the female S is jealous and extremely unhappy! The handsome guy I like kissed me with another woman, which made me very uncomfortable. This jealousy accumulated over time, and finally the woman S decided to give the man some color to see see! For the first time, the second time and the third time, the male students finally found out that something was wrong. Why did the valve core of his bicycle disappear three times in just one week? ? But I can't find the suspect in my heart. Who did this? Finally, in an ambush, the murderer who committed the crime on the spot, female S, was caught in bed! Female s blushed in front of everyone, and she couldn't say a word for a long time, but can the students watching the scene let her go? Haha, so everyone gave the female S a friendly and shameful nickname: the wife's manual about the wife's manual-refer to the standard manual of traditional Chinese medicine to explain! Name wife common name wife chemical name married female composition water, protein, fat, RNA, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, with an aromatic smell. Physical and chemical properties are acidic; It can be divided into univalent (married), bivalent (married), trivalent (married) ... n valence (married). Dissolve in sweet words; When it comes to diamonds, famous cars and luxury houses, the melting point decreases, so it is difficult to dissolve in Ding Bai. Properties This product is a cola-shaped concave-convex anisotropic tablet with smooth surface, coated with various cosmetics, and has strong affinity for diamonds and platinum. Red when shy, green when angry, yellow spots and wrinkles will appear on the surface over time, but it will not affect the continued use. The function is mainly aimed at single phobia, which has obvious effect on lovelorn and lovesickness, and can also be used to buy and take care of children. Side effects include tracheitis, soft ears, visual fatigue and behavioral disorders. Serious adverse reactions can lead to skin damage. Usage and dosage Take one tablet for life. Contraindications: Take more than two tablets in public. Precautions: Use with caution in patients with renal insufficiency. Specifications range from 35 kg to n kg, and the weight of the flat plate will not affect the use. Store at room temperature. Avoid being alone with groups of women and handsome men. It is forbidden to spend the night outside. Packaging all kinds of fashion, shoes and hats, jewelry, handbags, changes with the season. Valid until the date of divorce. See the marriage certificate for the approval number. The date of production depends on the ID card. Father-in-law of production enterprise