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How to draw a fist
For example, A and B are guessing boxing, and A is called "six-six number sequence" and stretches three fingers; B is called "Four Seasons Wealth", with three fingers sticking out. Then A wins, because three fingers plus three fingers equals six. It is called "Liu Liushun" instead of "Liu Ah" because it is more interesting.
In order to show respect for each other, you usually say "learn from you" and "please" at the beginning ... and when you punch, you'd better give your thumbs up to show respect for each other. Detailed rules:
(1) Never leave your thumb;
(2) Add up the boxing figures on both sides. If you shout the same number as the previous one, you will win the boxing.
(3) Although the index finger and thumb are two, it means that "the gun is pointing at people" should not be given out, but should be given out. This thumb is the same as any finger except the index finger.
(4) Your punches are smaller than your shouts! How else can you win the boxing match?
I forgot some rules. In short, it gives people a very generous feeling. Probably popular in the north?
Modern fencing is different in different places, mainly because fencing words are different, which represents the cultural characteristics of different places. For example:
1, wholeheartedly respect, good brothers, Samsung photo. . . .
2, Shuangqiao Road Yixin Bridge, three-legged cat. . . . .
3, go to the meeting alone, the second sister-in-law passes the customs, and the third invites Zhuge. . . . .
4, a good-looking talent, when the parents are away, three turns into one ring. . . .
5, Yao Diandong, three shots, two reds, four joys and two Guangdong.
6. A crab has eight feet and two eyes. . . . . .
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It used to be called from beginning to end:
Learn from you-
Hello, brothers.
Santaoyuan
Season wealth
Five champions.
Six, six, six, steady
Seven smart girls.
Eight horses, Qi Fei
The wine is full
I'll give it all to you
Others:
Earn a mess! Chaos is chaos-
Good is good, very good (2)
Three peach blossoms, three three three!
Four seasons are rich, four is four.
Five champions, five can't jump.
66, the traffic can't come out.
Qiqiaomei, Qixinggang, ride it.
Eight horses fly together and climb down.
Fill up the wine, it's a pack of medicine.
All for you. It's all in the wine.
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