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2. A master and four disciples were on their way when suddenly yellow sand filled the sky and many monsters fell from the sky. The three disciples were frightened and jumped up to pose for the Tang Priest to guard against the enemy. Unexpectedly, the monster came forward to catch Pig and turned and ran away. Wukong was caught off guard, and when he came to his senses, the monsters had already gone away. Pig was frightened and said, "You caught the wrong one. The white and tender one below is the Tang Priest! Why did you catch my old pig? " The monster leader turned around in mid-air and replied, "Shit, the price of pork has soared. I haven't known the taste of meat for three years. Legend has it that Tang monk meat can live forever. I don't know if it's true or not. The important thing is to eat pork in front of you! " Between two or four people, Bajie suddenly rang, but it was a mobile phone. When I picked up the phone, I saw that it was the old man of Gao Laozhuang and the old pig's Mount Tai. "Hello, father-in-law." "Eight quit? I am Lao Gao. Alas, I don't know why, my daughter misses you very much recently and wants to die all day. I wonder how you got it. Can you come back? " I can't stop sighing. Bajie was surprised and happy, and promised again and again. I turned my head and glanced at Master, but I didn't know how to speak. But when I think of beautiful Gao Xiulan, where can I hold back? The present is too soft to stop pleading. Seeing that he couldn't stay, the Tang Priest sighed and let him go. One day later, Bajie came to Gaolaozhuang. Lao Gaotou has already laid down a banquet to get a banquet for his son-in-law. Pig was as drunk as a fiddler and was helped back to his room. Hardly had I entered the room when I heard someone talking outside. "High old, you this monster son-in-law is too ugly, temper again big, how do you call him back again? Isn't this asking for it? " Lao Gaotou proudly said: "In this society, raising a pig at home is an explosion. Hahahaha. " Three disciples and four people went up the mountain, and when they saw the mountain was sinister and rugged, there must be powerful monsters in it. Now they are secretly on guard. Suddenly, I heard someone laughing wildly in midair. Wukong said to his two younger brothers, "You two take good care of Master and show me what a monster it is." Now do a somersault, climb a cloud and look down. I saw a monster wearing a golden helmet and armor running rapidly in the direction where Tang Priest stayed. Without saying anything, Wukong raised his stick and hit it. I didn't know that monster was very powerful. He fought with Wukong for hundreds of rounds, regardless of the outcome. Wukong secretly frightened, turned and ran to Tang Priest. As he ran, he shouted, "Second brother, take the master away quickly. The monster is amazing! " Who knows, the monster's posture is faster, flying over Wukong's head and pouncing on Tang Priest. The three apprentices were frightened. Where did they have time to save the Tang Priest? Unexpectedly, the monster took a look at Bajie, suddenly closed his head, bowed and knocked dozens of heads in a row. The four disciples were secretly surprised, and Wukong was even more angry and shouted, "NB, why do you worship this idiot?" Is he stronger than me? "The monster said coldly," pig bones are living gold in today's society! These days, whoever has money is a fucking uncle! Four or four people were walking when the white Venus suddenly came and said to Pig, "The Jade Emperor wants to reward you, so you can go to heaven with me." Bajie was overjoyed, resigned from Master's brothers and sisters, and left excitedly with Taibai. When they set their eyes on heaven, the pig went to see the Jade Emperor, only to find that he was thin and sad. He must be worried. Bajie didn't know what the future would be like, and his heart trembled. He knelt down and kowtowed and shouted, "Long live the humble pig!" " When the Jade Emperor heard the pig's cry, he looked up, but his face was beaming. He repeatedly called, "Ai Qing, get up, get up. I called you here to seal your post. " Taibai Venus immediately stepped forward and shouted: "Pig Wu Can stood up and listened to the seal! When the sky was sealed for luck, Emperor Zhao said, "Today Zhu was named the Marshal of the Imperial Pig in Heaven, and I admire him." Pig Bajie doesn't know what this "Imperial Pig Marshal" is, but he wants to be a formal marshal, and it must be a big deal. He hurried forward to kowtow and give thanks. At present, the rest is led by Taibai Venus. The pig remembered that she was insulted by Chang 'e that day and threw a pig fetus by mistake. It was all because of Chang 'e. Now that she has been appointed a high official, it is better to meet her old friends and humiliate her. Now I'm in Chang 'e Palace, and I'm eloquent and pretentious. Unexpectedly, Chang 'e was still indifferent, and Bajie blushed and was very angry. He shouted, "Now that the Jade Emperor has named me Marshal of the Imperial Pig, why do you still look down on me?" When I go to the jade emperor to introduce you, I want you to look good, hum! " Instead of being afraid, Chang 'e spat at Bajie, disdaining, "There is not enough pork in heaven today, and pigs are missing one. The emperor thinks you are strong, and it is also appropriate to be a pig. What do you think the Jade Emperor called you here for? Bah! " May 4th people went to the Flame Mountain. Seeing the flames, I don't know when to stop, and all four people are secretly worried. Wukong said, "Master, let me find out." After saying his word, a somersault cloud has gone away. Soon, Wukong came back and said sadly, "Master, there is a lot of oil under this flaming mountain, and it can't go out all year round." What can we do? " Unexpectedly, Bajie listened to Wukong's words and knelt down to the foot of the mountain for three times. Wukongqi asked, "Idiot, what are you doing?" The pig said: "The Ministry of Commerce said that the soaring price of my old pig was caused by the price increase of this oil, so we should worship it." Hearing this, the Tang Priest was furious and shouted, "What a fucking pig! Do you believe this bullshit? "