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Funny copywriting for friends who don't want to go to work (selected 6 articles)
1. Sunny days are suitable for traveling, rainy days are suitable for sleeping, and for a long time, no day is suitable for going to work
2. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work, so it is more practical to give me a salary increase.
3.? I want to resign every day and get Man Qin every month. This is my life as a social animal.
4.? I regret it, I regret it. I knew there was such a thing as going to work in the world. I shouldn't have come down to earth as a fairy.
5.? Freezing to death On the way to work, the working consciousness of migrant workers needs to be improved day by day. It's too difficult to get up every day.
6.? It's hard to go to work when weeding is noon. After the whole morning, there will be another afternoon
7. All of a sudden, from spring to winter, the hands and feet are frozen, and the migrant workers really don't want to go out
8. Who wants to be a part-time worker if it's not for living?
9. Fifty-six languages, summed up in one sentence: don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!
1.? I don't want to go to work. I wonder how my parents persisted. I have to raise a baby ... kneel down I have a hard time raising myself.
11.? Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and be scolded every day for no reason.
12.? I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and everywhere at the thought of going to work tomorrow.
13.? It's too difficult to get up in the morning in winter, and it's too difficult to turn to migrant workers in my mind every day ...
14. As soon as the alarm clock rings, there are three reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable
15. Growth is when you go to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad and dying.
16.? Migrant workers are all people.
17. May I ask who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work and wants to muddle along
18. "I don't want to go to work" and "I don't want to go to work but I still go to work" are the normal state of life. There seems to be other options, but there is only one "correct" answer. Come on, migrant workers.
19.? If you want to live outside of work, you have to work overtime.
2.? On the first day of work, I want to ask for leave ...... Think about the salary, forget it, migrant workers don't deserve leave. Funny copywriting for friends who don't want to go to work (2)
21. Take money to muddle along at school and spend time at work
22. I just want to spend the weekend wholeheartedly, but I don't want to go to work, so I'm sleepy
23. Migrant workers, migrant workers, migrant workers are all people, and they get up and move bricks.
24.? I don't want to go to work on Monday, but I don't want to go to work every day. I used to think it was just a problem with my company, but now I think I still don't want to go to work even if I change my company
25. To be honest, I think my horoscope is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.
26.? Boy, you have to go to work if you don't want to. Say it if you hate it. Come on, worker.
27.? Who wants to work like this if it's not for living? The tears of migrant workers, the water of the Yellow River.
28.? Migrant workers want to have a winter vacation, but they have to stick to it for two and a half months
29. Our enthusiasm for life is always exhausted in our work day after day.
3.? I want to live outside of work, so I have overtime
31. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.
32.? Beginning of life is good in nature. What should I do if I don't want to go to work?
33. I get up early for work every day, but I can't save a penny. Think about where the money went, and it all went into the pocket of the chartered woman. Destroy it and change my ambition from now on.
34. I used to want to quit as soon as I got to work, so I quit my job. Half a year later, I really want to go to work now.
35. I really can't get up, especially after the sudden cooling, and I just want to hibernate at home
36. It's noon to mow the grass, so it's hard to go to work. After the whole morning, it will be in the afternoon. If you don't have money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a good life, hard work is hard.
37.? There are always twenty days a month when I don't want to go to work
38. The salary that can't go up and the weight that can't go down.
39.? Fifty-six languages, summed up in one sentence: don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work
4. I wake up every morning thinking that I quit, and twenty minutes later my grandson went to work as well. Funny copywriting for friends who don't want to go to work (3)
41. Saying "go to work" feels like being forced by life and reluctant. Saying "part-time job" is like creating the future with hard work and sweat with a beautiful vision! Come on! Workers!
42.? Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!
43.? When there are so many jobs in hand that we don't know where to start, we should calm down and play with mobile phones
44. I am lovelorn, I have no mind, no fighting spirit, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to do anything.
45.? If I had known there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I should never have come down to earth
46. Obviously, I can eat by my face value, but I have to work. I don't know who is Mingming, but I am.
47.? I've been working at the station for ten minutes, and I've started to have a backache, leg pain and neck pain
48. No matter today or tomorrow, it's still a day that I don't want to go to work.
49. Who wants to work in the cold wind if they have money to eat?
5.? So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, just want to rely on a bed; Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, sleep soundly with your head in your arms
51. It hurts to breathe when going to work. He lives in every corner of me.
52. I don't want to go to work, let alone winter.
53. It's too cold. I really don't want to go to work. I just want to be a convenience store lying under a warm lamp and roasting sausages.
54.? I think I've drifted recently, and I don't want to go to work.
55. We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.
56.? I went to work because I had no money. Why did I go to work and still have no money?
57. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
58. Going to work can cause all kinds of discomfort
59. I sit at work every day, too. I'm bored at work, but I think it will be even more boring when I don't go to work. Come to the company every day.
6.? I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid. How to say it if you don't want to go to work? It's suitable for friends who don't want to go to work.
1. It hurts to breathe when you go to work. He lives in every corner of me.
2. There are always seven days in a week when I don't want to go to work.
3. My life is for work
4. I don't want to go to work, I can't earn money, and I'm still unhappy.
5. I don't want to go to work, I'm bored and boring, and I'm facing the computer all day, which is very radiation.
6. We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.
7. If you want to live outside of work, you have to work overtime.
8. Doing something other than work at work is good for physical and mental health
9. I hate work very much, and I have wasted so many years of my youth
1. Give it up and bow to myself who has no money and is lazy
11. I'm stuck in the office ... like a dog
12. 56 languages, and I don't want to go to work.
13. Bosses all think that employees should do things as fast as they talk
14. Our enthusiasm for life always disappears in our work day after day
15. Those who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.
16. There are always a few days a month when I don't want to go to work.
17. I don't want to go to work for at least 3 days every month.
18. Some bosses continue their lives by abusing their subordinates
19. Sudden temper is often a grievance accumulated for a long time.
2. There is no rest day, and for several hours every day, I still walk around and eat mostly standing.
21. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.
22. It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window, and I really don't want to go to work.
23. To go to school is to spend money, and to go to work is to spend money on days.
24. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
25. I talk a lot at work and don't want to say a word after work. What's the situation?
26. I often don't want to go to work, maybe it's too impetuous!
27. It's Monday again. I don't want to sleep, and you don't want to get up ...
28. After years of hard work, my dream has finally come to nothing.
29. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid. Those who have no money and don't want to go to work talk about the mood of friends who don't want to go to work in 221
1. I don't want to go to work, I can't earn money, and I'm not happy.
2. There are always seven days in a week when I don't want to go to work.
3. others ask for money when they go to work, and we are killing ourselves when we go to work!
4. although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.
5. I'm lovelorn, I have no mind, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to do anything.
6. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to deal with strangers and things.
7. In this weather, you have to blow the northwest wind when you go to work, and wait for the northwest wind when you don't go to work.
8. It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window, and I really don't want to go to work.
9. To go to school is to spend money, and to go to work is to spend money on days.
1. I often don't want to go to work, maybe it's too impetuous!
11. Although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.
12. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.
13. Don't want to go to work, is the reason blurted out sick?
14. The current overtime is a debt owed when I skipped classes.
15. I don't want to go to work for at least 3 days every month.
16. There are always a few days a month when I don't want to go to work.
17. It hurts to breathe when I go to work. She lives in every corner of me.
18. going to bed and getting up early for two days in a row will break down. I don't want to go to work, just want to sleep.
19. To go to school is to spend money, and to go to work is to spend money.
2. I go to work for money. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
21. It's too windy to take you out, or everyone else will blow away, and it's a shame that you didn't move.
22. Life is very tired, but we have to go on.
23. Fifty-six languages, in one sentence, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!
24. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for going to work, but only suitable for getting paid.
25. I'm really tired at work, dizzy, dizzy, chest tightness and short of breath!
26. There are always seven days in a week when I don't want to go to work.
27. I'm tired, and I don't know what I'm tired of.
28. We all have our own lives, where we can't see each other. Friends who are upset and don't want to go to work talk about the collection
1. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.
2. I don't want to go to work, but I want to travel. I want to drive in Nubani, and I want to go dancing in Nepal.
3. If my work is not satisfactory and my love is not guaranteed, should I disappear for a while and start over?
4. If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work, I shouldn't have come down to earth.
5. The most painful thing in the world is going to work. You resist it every day, but you have to do it every day.
6. although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.
7. I don't want to go to work on Monday, but I don't want to go to work every day. I used to think it was just the problem of the company, but now I think I still don't want to go to work even if I change my company.
8. I should never have gone to work in the first place.
9. I have to work when I can live on my face value. I don't know who I am, but I am.
1. I really don't want to be too fucking cold. I just want to lie in a warm bed.
11. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.
12. To go to school is to spend money, and to go to work is to spend money.
13. May I ask who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work and muddle along
14. "Don't want to go to work" and "don't want to go to work but still go to work" are the normal state of life. There seems to be other options, but there is only one "correct" answer. Come on, migrant workers.
15. Why do you have to go to work when you are so cute?
16. No matter today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.
17. Today, it's sunny and I don't want to go to work. It's suitable to eat three bowls of rice and two cups of milk tea.
18. I think I've drifted recently and I don't want to go to work.
19. I can't do it if I don't want to go to work. I want to be a boss, but I have no ambition. I want to be a rich second generation. Unfortunately, my father doesn't have a lot of money, so I continue to work.
2. I just want to spend the weekend wholeheartedly, but I don't want to go to work. I'm sleepy.
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