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What did the Suzhou man say when he was arrested for drunk driving with a broken cane?
This big brother is interesting. It turned out that he broke his left leg because of the construction site. Isn't this just discharged from the hospital? Everyone wants to get together, have a good time, celebrate Big Brother's recovery, leave the hospital in the morning, drink at night, and then get drunk and get caught. There is really nothing to delay. Drinking does not delay driving, nor does a broken leg delay drinking and driving!
Everyone is questioning, can this be true? That's a broken leg. Can you still drive? Yes, his leg is broken, but his left leg is broken and his right leg is fine. He was driving an automatic car. I can only say that he was lucky and got caught!
I sincerely advise you not to drink and drive, for yourself, for your family, and for other people's families!
This big brother is very lucky. Tell the truth, and he was finally fined 2000 yuan, only deducted 12 points. Think about it. If anything happens because of this drinking, don't worry. It looks like a joke, but it's not a joke at all. You are a man, the pillar of the family, old and young, because you lost your life after drinking a little wine. Which value, the traffic police caught, fined, deducted points?
Summary: Some time ago, a car accident happened in my hometown. Two motorcycles collided and they died on the spot. After inspection, one party was drunk driving a motorcycle, and the family of the fault party was poor and the money could not be compensated. Nothing, but another victim has an 80-year-old mother at home, and the victim is old. There is also a six-year-old child at home. The man keeps some cows to support the family. The only man in the family who makes money is gone. You let him go.
Drinking without driving is not only for yourself, but also for others. Your fault needs to be borne by the other party, which has caused serious harm to others. Do you think it's good? So don't take this as a joke. If you want to drink, arrange your own car and be responsible for yourself and others!
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