Private joke collection

Classic jokes told by soldiers

1. Mom, is coke expensive? No, that thing is very cheap. Oh, luckily, I just spilled a bottle of coke on my father's notebook. Fortunately, it's not expensive.

Everyone else sends roses to girls, but I don't want to fall into the stereotype. Send you a cactus cultivated by yourself and say three words to you: sit on it!

3. A child likes to watch ants move. He came back and said, Teacher, I just went to see the ants move again. ? The teacher teaches English and wants to test him: let me ask you. What did the ants say? Ants? The ant said nothing. "

When I was young, I kept a diary, and the teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. At that time, a group of four people, the group leader checked the number of words. A guy in my group wrote: My mother asked me to go out to buy food today. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's still four words short of the leader, so my friend added:? It is really cheap. ?

Soldiers like to wear their clothes backwards when riding motorcycles, that is, they can buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, Brother Bing drunk driving, overturned and hit the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

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