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the origin of two-part allegorical saying

two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by Chinese people in their life practice. It generally consists of two parts, the first half is an image metaphor, like a riddle, and the second half is an explanation and explanation, like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, it is usually said that the first half, "rest" to the second half, you can understand and guess its original intention, so it is called two-part allegorical saying.

The name "Xiehou" first appeared in the Tang Dynasty. The so-called "after the five breaks of Zheng" (a kind of "after the break" poem) has been mentioned in the Biography of Zheng Gui in the Old Tang Dynasty. However, as a language form and phenomenon, it appeared as far back as the pre-Qin period. For example, "The Warring States Policy. Chu Ce IV": "It is not too late to mend." That is to say, it is not too late to repair the sheepfold after losing the sheep. This is the two-part allegorical saying that we have seen today.

Two-part allegorical sayings have distinctive national characteristics, rich flavor of life, humorous and intriguing, and are loved by the broad masses of people. Although ancient two-part allegorical sayings are rarely seen in written records, they are certainly circulated among the people. For example, Qian Daxin's "Heng Yan Lu" contains: "Sending goose feathers a thousand miles away is light and important, and it is also contained in the Song Dynasty." This kind of two-part allegorical saying continues to be used by people today.

A Dou's Jiangshan-giving away A Dou-style characters for nothing-unable to

A Er blowing sheng-making up a few things

A Er is a doctor-no one dares to invite

A Er to string around the street-fooling around

A Ge to eat noodles-grabbing

. Don't miss a drop

if you get whipped, don't get hit by a stick—eat soft and don't eat hard

if a beaten dog bites a chicken, take it out on others

if you get beaten by a turtle, you will shrink your neck

if you get stabbed by a knife, you will run around

if you get slapped, you will make amends—if you are obsequious

if you get hit by a stick, you will be angry < p! Frosty dog's tail grass-withered

eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove-having a fever inside and outside

going to a high room on a short ladder-it's hard to talk about (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-the height is limited

Short people fight wolves-they just can't shout

Short people fly kites-it's getting higher and higher. Rising

Shorty fart-humble

Shorty sightseeing-echo the voice

Shorty crossing the river-peace of mind

Shorty watching a play-listening to the sound

Shorty pulling a general from inside-making do with the materials; Take the short and take the long

The short man climbs the stairs-eager (eager)

The short man climbs the hill-step by step; Climb the mountain step by step

A short woman-a short man rides a big horse with low knowledge

A short man is in a dilemma; It's a dilemma

The dwarf wants to ascend to heaven-he doesn't know how little he is; Delusion; Wishful thinking

Short people sit on high stools-they can't reach them; Up and down out of reach; It's a dilemma

Being a hero in a lawsuit-being poor and quarrelsome

The wooden fish in an tang-being beaten by anyone

eating the fruit on the tree-is out of reach; Think of good things; Nice try

Watching people drown on the shore-from ruin

Fishing for the moon on the shore-is a waste of effort; It's no use

buying shoes according to other people's feet-copying them mechanically

beggars who press colored balls-being silly with joy

taking medicine according to the prescription-following

pecking at rice according to the head of a chicken-drinking water according to the head of a cow-it's impossible; I can't help it.

Press the gourd and get the ladle-I don't care about throwing it at one end; One after another

the top door of the chopping board-the rolling pin on the chopping board

the bachelor

the meat on the chopping board-is at the mercy of others; Slaughter the fish on the chopping board with others

goods with knives

stalking in secret-sneaking around

playing boxing in secret-playing blindly for a while

piercing needles in the dark room-being sad

making a trip over the fence in secret-making the lamp oil bad

burning the heart (? -an old bachelor

wears a string of 8 coppers-it's out of tune (hanging)

pepper is sprinkled on the eight-treasure rice-and an old account of eight generations is added blindly-I can't tell

eight-inch feet wear seven-inch shoes-awkward

small hanging jars with eight buckets-can't hold one stone

eight. There is no face

eight crooked necks sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone

the format of stereotyped writing-the same

sleeping in the gossip furnace-riding in the steaming gossip array-there is no way out; It's hard to find a way out

Eight-level engineering skills-keep improving

Eight-level masters learn skills-until they are old, they learn that

octagonal falls into a cesspit-fragrant and smelly; Smell and smell are inseparable

A turtle weighing eight and a half catties swallowed a heavy weight-a cruel bastard

An old turtle weighing eight and a half catties swallowed a heavy weight-a cruel bastard

A top scholar of eight and a half catties-the rules (turtle lift) are not small

Eighty people carry the sedan chair-so imposing

Eighty. People can't

8-year-old people blow lights-they can't breathe; Out of breath

an 8-year-old man practices pipa-a cliche (playing)

an 8-year-old man learns boxing-the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

an 8-year-old man learns his craft-an 8-year-old man's old account

no successor

an 8-year-old man shaves-an 8-year-old man refuses to accept the burden. Giving birth to a son at the age of ten-dancing at the age of 8, which is backward from generation to generation-playing with monkeys at the age of 8-the old trick-learning to play the flute at the age of 8-is all the same old tune; The old tune

Learn to wrestle at the age of 8-fight for one's life

An actor at the age of 8 plays the role of a child-rejuvenation

Standing at the counter at the age of 8-being good at shooting rabbits during the Eighth Five-Year Plan-not worth the loss

The Eight Immortals cross the sea-showing their magical powers

The Eight Immortals party-chatting with God

Eight Immortals. Please

bitter gourd in August-lotus root in August-fresh and tender

pomegranate in August-full of ideas

persimmon in August-the older you get, the redder you get; Old Lai Hong

Sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August-fragrant everywhere

Cucumber shed in August-empty shelf

Eating New Year's dinner on August 15th-still early

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different

Eating Zongzi on August 15th-not the right time

Eating moon cakes on August 15th-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; There is

the moon on August 15th up and down-it is the same every year; Fair and square

August 15th passed Duanyang-it was too late; Late

watching the dragon lantern on August 15th-half a year late

having a baby on August 15th-just in time

sending moon cakes on August 15th-catching up with the festival

Yun Zheyue on August 15th-disappointing

steaming rice cakes on August 15th-early (jujube)

15 kinds of peanuts in August-blind. Far from it; Far from it

it's hard to get a sore on the palm-it's hard to wear shoes on the palm of your hand

; I can't get out of the way

Spread pancakes on my hands-skillful hands; Good hand

skinned toad-annoying to live and scary to die

stripped temple-panicked

plantain inserted in the ancient tree-careless

plantain blossomed-one heart; Close together

banana leaves build a bird's nest-the good times don't last long

Bala's eyes are sore-it's so bad

pulling weeds to attract snakes-asking for trouble; Ask for trouble to eat

sea pepper with onions-one crop is hotter than the other

sorghum with jointing is getting higher and higher; Rising

plucking the wave drum-two lights

plucking the alarm clock-specially for reminding people

plucking the radish-planting the onion in the hole

plucking the radish-getting hotter every time

plucking the phoenix-not as good as a chicken

plucking the pigeon-can't fly

. If you can't get rid of

' s foot, go to the battlefield immediately-there is death but no life

' s son pulling radish-pulling

' s son on stilts-sooner or later, there will be his good-looking son

' s son encircling-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout

I can't catch up with you

I'm on the stage-my position is unstable

I wipe my nose on my face-I'm looking for embarrassment

I pour fertilizer on weeds-in vain; It's no use

putting your face in the pants-hiding people

pushing people under the wall-cornered

playing with dolls as monkeys-fooling people

thinking of demons as bodhisattvas-not distinguishing good from evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range-farewell my concubine

; Helpless

An old woman with a white neck-opening her mouth is a curse

dung beetles with a white neck-has its own characteristics; Different

White cloth enters the dyeing vat-it can't be washed clearly; It's not clean

white cloth is made into a cotton-padded jacket-anyway, it's all made of Chinese cabbage

it's not delicious; Is it delicious?

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field-distracting

Stewed tofu with cabbage-no one touches anyone's light

Sauteed green onions with cabbage leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)

Bai Gujing plays the bride-demon in the demon

Bai Gujing falls-trick

Bai Gujing beauty- Not being kind

Bai Gujing's speech-spreading rumors to confuse people

Bai Gujing met the Monkey King-showing his true colors

White crane standing in the flock of chickens-highlighting

White tiger entering the door-disaster is imminent; Disaster is imminent

Painting in plain water-light (clear) understatement

Fraxinus mandshurica sticks with sweet-scented osmanthus-roots are not straight

Fraxinus mandshurica sticks are turned over-hearts made of Fraxinus mandshurica are singled out-there is no sun to hide

treacherous officials with white faces appear-evil faces; Bad looks

White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people

White-faced wolves wear glasses-they pretend to be good people; Pretending to be a good person

A fox with a white tail tip-an old fox

A white cat drilling a pit-discrediting himself

A crow with white hair-different

The White Snake fights the French sea-listless

The White Snake is full of water and mountains-making a big fight

The White Snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage. Sick in my heart

daydreaming-thinking

uncovering milk skin in a white water pot-can't do it; I can't do it

Gypsum in white water-you can't make tofu

Boiled cabbage in white water-bland and tasteless

Cooking in white water-cooking without rice

lady white snake doesn't give up Xu Xian-love is inseparable

White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-poison is in it

White sugar has a knife in its mouth and a sword in its belly

. Don't think; Don't even think about

lighting a telegram during the day-unnecessary

catching ghosts during the day-something that doesn't happen

A white iron axe-a bald tail on both sides

A white crane-a fly in the ointment

Drawing a gangster on white paper-can't be erased; Obviously; Clear; Clear

written in black and white-black and white; Obviously; Clear, clear

White paper lanterns-light up at one point

scissors hanging from the pole-high talents (cutting)

All rivers return to the sea-the trend of the times

suits sold in department stores-shoes and socks sold in department stores-all have different sizes

1 kilograms of burden. Shoulder the heavy responsibility

Steamed peach with 1 kilograms of flour-waste snacks

A hundred kilograms of burden can be shouldered, but one or two penholders can't lift it-A lout

A family in Baili Grassland-Lonely

Baili confesses his wife-A tall man never forgets his old feelings

Baili feeds cows and worships each other-A man is not a judge by his appearance

Race against time; Catch up quickly; Catch up with

a century-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless

it doesn't rain for a hundred days-long love (sunny)

a hundred-year-old father-in-law blows a fire-old

millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-inspiring people

red lights are hung on the high poles-reaching the top

cypress trees. Wrong door

riding a rabbit can't be pulled down-it's not stable; Unstable

unable to pull down and sit on the sesame cake-someone in the face

pulled down the nest to scare her mother-in-law-bitch

pulled down the gourd and spilled oil-if you don't do it, you won't stop

pulling the stove to bake your hair-you can't

pull your fingers to settle accounts-there are several

. In vain; It's a waste of time to

lift a stone and hit the rice mill-hit it hard (stone)

move a stone and hit the sky-bite off more than one can chew; Not self-measured; Can't do it; I can't reach

the bench is upside down-my feet are upside down

there are eggs on the bench-that's close; Adventure; Dangerous; Unreliable; Unreliable

Tribulus terrestris is placed on the bench-it is unstable to sit; Can't sit still and sleep on the bench-it's difficult to turn over; Can't turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench-you can't pull it open; Can't open the scene

There is a hole in the bench-there is a hole in the board; Well-organized

chopping wood with an axe-chopping

the door-sticking to the door-one to the east and the other to the west

the loach on the board-has no place to live; Nowhere to hide

It's a sure thing-it's real; Did not run; Can't run; Can't change; There's no way to change

hammering a nail on the board-slowly and steadily hitting

half a sheep's head-one-horned

half a pig's head-picking up a horn on the way with one eye

-half a blown amateur-two hundred and fifty

half a copper coin-not half a brick in Fiona Fang

. Same to each other; One thing; Same as each other; No one loses

half a catty on the four Liang-clouds that are stuck high

in mid-air-changing

playing tricks in mid-air-planting a torch in mid-air-clever

balloons in mid-air-can't get up to the sky, but can't get down to the ground; Hanging in the air