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How to buy a Starbucks skillfully?

Tell the clerk what you want to drink.

Generally, there are latte, American, mocha, caramel macchiato, /frap and so on. All coffee is made from espresso and then mixed with various other ingredients, such as milk, cream or syrup.

Here are some coffee types:

1. American coffee Americano's cheapest coffee, espresso with water 2. Latte espresso with double milk and milk foam 3. Cappuccino Cappuccino 1/3 espresso, 1/3 milk, 1/3 milk foam. What you want to foam more is dry cappuccino, and what you want to foam less is wet cappuccino. 4. Mocha espresso with milk and cream and dark chocolate sauce, you can choose not to add cream. No whipped cream. White chocolate mocha white chocolate mocha espresso with milk, cream and white chocolate sauce. White chocolate is sweeter, thicker and has higher calories. Pay attention to stirring before drinking. 6. White for no reason, also known as Australian white, is native to Australia and New Zealand. Milk foam is thick and delicate-velvet micro-bubbles, containing two portions of ristretto-and it takes 3/4 times to extract espresso, which is stronger than latte. 7. Caramel Macchiato espresso with caramel sauce and vanilla syrup. 8. espresso espresso Starbucks The soul and foundation of all coffee espresso Kangbao blue espresso Kangpana espresso with cream, drink from top to bottom, without stirring. It is best to drink it immediately. 9. This week, the coffee is selected every week, and the coffee of different mistresses 1/2, 1/2 milk and vanilla syrup can become vanilla mistresses, which is better than vanilla latte 10. Cold-pressed and cold-brewed global out-of-stock king, the extraction time exceeds 12 hour, optional addition.

Mixed coffee and coffee series:

Mocha Frappuccino

Coffee frappuccino

Caramel coffee frappuccino

Concentrated frappuccino

Cocoa chips frappuccino

Coffee-free series mixed cream/juice:

Matcha Frappuccino Green Tea Frappuccino

Chocolate frappuccino

Vanilla frappuccino with vanilla frappuccino

Mango Passion Fruit Tea Frappuccino Mango Passion Fruit Frappuccino

9. Classic hot signature hot chocolate (chocolate milk and mocha powder and cream)

10.Teavana tea series (fruit tea brand acquired by Starbucks)

1 1. Black tea latte and matcha latte and green tea latte (although these two drinks contain the word latte, they do not contain coffee, which is only equivalent to milk tea).

12. Starbucks ice shake refreshing series Starbucks fresheners and various seasonal limited drinks containing green coffee extract.

Then there are six squares on Starbucks' cup. The next step is to show your needs according to these squares.

The second grid diagram represents the calculation unit of espresso.

The concentration of one shot /Solo/ single (about 75mg caffeine about 75mg caffeine).

Two concentrations of double lens/double lens /Dopio

Three concentrations of three guns/triple

Four emission of four concentrations/four groups

The third box is syrup, which means syrup. General tastes include caramel, hazelnut syrup, sugar-free hazelnut, vanilla, sugar-free vanilla, toffee nut, raspberry and mint.

The fourth box is milk, whole milk, skim milk, low-fat milk (2%/ skim milk), coconut milk, almond milk and soy milk.

The fifth box is Custom, which indicates the special requirements of customers. For example, add more foam, no foam, no whipped cream, no drinks, no drinks.

How to buy a Starbucks skillfully? The comments from netizens are so talented that they teach you how to keep a house!

Starbucks is the favorite place for many handsome men and beautiful women and business people. Some netizens said that they also want to buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks, but they haven't been there yet. For the first time, they were afraid of embarrassment, didn't know what to say and were afraid of embarrassment. That will be the focus of everyone.

So experienced netizens made a coup on the Internet. After reading many netizens' comments, they suddenly felt that the world was really wonderful, and all kinds of methods were varied and novel. I don't know if it's true or not. In short, I am very happy! Today, let's see how netizens teach you to buy a Starbucks skillfully.

A netizen named Shadow knddsa5342 1 said: You must thank for buying coffee to make you look distinguished. Take it and drink it, just find a place to do it, and take it out of Macbook, Pro or Air. Throw a BMW key next to it, if not, buy one from Taobao. Put another monocle. At this time, you will find that the scene is completely Hold by you. I have to say that this method is too high. First, you have to hold it yourself. )

The following netizen giggled and said: Go in and say directly that the boss should have confidence when he comes to kung pao chicken. At this time, you promise to be the focus of the audience. At this time, you will take out Starbucks membership card, hee hee ... I will give full marks for this kind of high pressure, and I am afraid that the boss will turn black and the audience will say to themselves, "Silly X ..."

The following are some funny comments from netizens. It's ridiculous, but it's also quite vivid. Let's see:

"A cappuccino ... no sugar! No coriander, please! "

"I always buy a cup of Nestle, take a KFC bucket and make it all afternoon ..."

Let's get back to the point. Most netizens are rational. When it comes to whether it is actually the first time to go to Starbucks, there is absolutely no need to care. It is not shameful to go there often, and it is not worth being proud of. We are all consumers, and Starbucks serves us. Everyone is equal. Naturally, ask if you don't understand, be polite, there's nothing to be embarrassed to say.

I think this statement is the most correct. Ordinary coffee, why do you have to drink the feeling of high pressure? Aren't you tired? Finally, I want to say that as long as you have pen and ink on your chest, be generous and polite, you can hold the audience. What did you say?/Sorry?

If you want to master it, you must drink more and taste more, and then you can tell others what you really want!

Don't be superstitious about salesmen asking Chinese in English. Look at the wall in front of you calmly. The "menu" of Starbucks coffee is right in front of you ... so if you don't know English, you don't have to pay attention to the English part and read Chinese directly.

If you are not sure, just call a cup of the cheapest American coffee, which is actually espresso with water; Then you can choose to add sugar or milk to the auxiliary table according to your favorite taste, and slowly adjust the taste until you are satisfied.

There are three kinds of coffee cups, standard, medium and large. I bought a standard cup for the first time. Don't be embarrassed. You paid for it. Salespeople are not qualified to look down on people who buy coffee for the first time or enter a coffee shop for the first time.

Remember: Starbucks coffee shop can provide free hot and cold water. As long as you consume it, you can ask for the corresponding service.

It's very simple to pay at the cashier on the street in Shanghai and buy Starbucks coffee. If we have to study how to buy a cup of coffee, maybe the landlord will not have a miserable life in China. Foreign goods are sold in China, such as KFC and McDonald's, everywhere. They are the pockets of China people, and they make money by serving China people. In the street market in China, you must speak Chinese, and you must act according to the laws and regulations of China.

Let's talk about the benefits of buying Starbucks coffee!

1. You can buy a Starbucks coffee in Shanghai! Sitting in a comfortable environment, listening to beautiful restaurant music, closing your eyes and pretending to listen to music, in fact, it is cheaper to spend a cup of coffee in 48 yuan after you have a rest and sleep in the afternoon than to rent a hotel 158 yuan for an hour. Let's talk about whether this method is very practical.

2. Go to Starbucks to find a girlfriend to fall in love. Decent and not expensive, but also face. At the same time, it is also the best place for successful people to date and start businesses!

Take your girlfriend to Shanghai Starbucks coffee shop for a date on weekends. The music in the restaurant plays the song Night in Shanghai. Have you been intoxicated by the smell of coffee and your girlfriend's satisfied smile? Are you complacent and secretly happy at this time? Today's date was a complete success! The important thing is to dump your beloved girlfriend for a few hundred dollars!

For unfamiliar things, follow a principle: say more mistakes and say as little as possible.

"Medium latte", asking for nothing in return, paying, taking coffee and drinking coffee.

Starbucks latte is a mixture of sugar and milk, so you can drink it directly without doing anything in your hand.

Proficiency is a process. Buy it ten times and eight times, and you will naturally become skilled. If you don't want a process, you can only hold back your curiosity. Finally made up my mind to spend it once. Why don't you ask everything you want? When there are not many people, just order him for half an hour and ask him what to put in the ingredients. I can accept the ingredients myself. What are we afraid of? This is a normal question, not too much. If the waiter is impatient, let's change to another one next time.

An impatient customer's shop is unaccustomed. It's humbling to spend money like that.

Haha, I used to be nervous about going to Starbucks. There are a lot of menus hanging on the wall, which makes me confused.

However, the more people come and go, the less nervous they are, because their shop assistants are very good. If you are not familiar with their menu, they won't be in a hurry if you go and watch it. The menu is painted on the wall behind the ordering table. Or you can ask them directly, as long as no one is waiting in line, you will get the appropriate recommendation.

Before ordering, you can sit down where you can see the menu, choose slowly, and then order.

Look at this menu. There is coffee on the left and coffee drinks on the right, but you are here to buy coffee. We only look to the left. Almost every coffee shop will have these kinds of coffee. Starbucks coffee is based on espresso, and then different amounts of milk or milk foam, sugar and seasonings are added to make different flavors of coffee.

Latte-espresso+more hot milk+a little milk foam

Cappuccino-espresso+a little hot milk+a lot of milk foam

Mocha coffee+milk+chocolate/cocoa powder

Vanilla latte-latte+vanilla extract

Caramel Macchiato-espresso+milk foam+caramel juice

American coffee-espresso+boiled water

After choosing your own taste, choose a cup type-medium cup 334 ml, large cup 473 ml, and oversized cup 59 1 ml. Isn't it strange that when there are three kinds of cups, how can the starting price be a medium cup? The small cup is very small, used to drink espresso, and fewer people order it.

I usually choose a large cup because it is the most cost-effective, such as:

The medium cup is 1 espresso+ all kinds of accessories mentioned above, 334 ml.

But the large cup is 2 cups of espresso+ all kinds of accessories mentioned above, 473 ml.

A large cup is more expensive than a medium one, 3 yuan, and weighs more 159 ml. Let's compare it with a latte. The price is more than 10%, and the weight is more than 47%. Is it suitable? And the double coffee is fresher and the coffee tastes stronger.

But forget the oversized cup. The oversized cup is also two Italian coffee cups, which are not increased, but have more accessories and lighter taste. Besides, I can't drink. . .

I like a latte when I go to Starbucks. The taste is simple, latte milk is the most, and latte milk is frothy. Milk bubbles take up space, but their weight is very small. Others, I think they are too sweet. I don't like sweet anyway. Maybe you know. How about American coffee? Because it's espresso+boiled water, it's more original, but Starbucks' ordinary coffee beans taste like that, nothing outstanding, so it's better to add latte.

I just say what I want every time. No matter how he recommends new products, I will only say politely: thank you, no need …

I remember when I first bought Starbucks, I just started working, and I really didn't know how to order it, because I was not afraid of jokes. After watching it for a long time, when he said large cup, I thought it was the size of milk tea.

I don't know what this question means, and what is the standard of proficiency. I just report it casually without looking, know the price like the back of my hand, add various materials, and play with the treasure menu casually. I feel that these payments are not very skilled.

You can order generously at Starbucks. If you don't understand, you can ask the waiter. I think the waiters in Starbucks are very patient. I don't know what to drink. The safest thing is a latte. Coffee with milk is never too bad. Just a cup of America's cup without anything. A little bitter. In summer, if you want to drink an iced frappuccino, you can choose from three flavors. The size of Starbucks cups has always been controversial. Anyway, a large cup will do. If you order skillfully, you can choose a large glass.

If you want to be more proficient, take new products. Every season, Starbucks will launch 2-3 new products of the season, and find a brand to launch them specially. The appearance is basically good-looking, the taste is different, and it is generally sweet. Remember to halve the sugar and don't be in a daze.

The most skillful way is to pick up the missing points. Personally, I feel a little tossed. It is said that this is a test of the skills of coffee masters. In order to show proficiency (installation) and practice (X), I will mix and match various materials until Starbucks is proficient.

Please select the level of proficiency you wish to achieve.