Tang Priest's joke of learning from the scriptures

Tang Priest's Master and Apprentices Learn from Modern Online Edition

According to legend, Tang Priest and his disciples went through 81 difficulties and finally arrived in the Western Heaven to meet the Tathagata Buddha and ask for scriptures. ...

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang Priest and Master:

The Tathagata asked again, "What about the mobile hard disk?"

Tang Priest and Master:

The Tathagata continued to ask, "IPOD is ok."

Tang Priest and Master:

Tathagata sighed: "Then go back the same way, and I will send it to you by QQ."

Tang Priest: If I had known I would have finished adding your QQ, why did you go so far?

The Tathagata replied, "You think you want to add. I am often invisible! "

Finally, Tathagata said: Do you have a psp?

Tang Priest: ...

Tathagata: How do you entertain yourself after a long journey?

Tang Priest and Master: The fight against monsters has been upgraded.

Tathagata: Yo ... then your equipment is very good. ..........

Master Tang Priest: Hey ... I'm ashamed ... I didn't meet the Lich King along the way ... and now I'm only wearing T6. ...

Follow up:

Tang priest went back and added Tathagata QQ.

In data transmission ...

Tathagata: Why are you so slow? What is your net?

Tang Priest: Lan Company. . .

Tathagata: . Come again.

Tang Priest: ....................

Tang Priest spent 100 for a 16M USB flash drive ... Ten years later, I will meet the Buddha.

Tathagata: There you are!

Tang Priest: Yes, boss, I brought the USB flash drive. Please copy the scriptures for us ... this is the drive of the USB flash drive!

Tathagata: ... Oh, my God ... What kind of driver does the current USB flash drive need ... Just plug it in. ...

Plagiarism! ! ! ! (Error) Cannot write to buffer,,,

Tang Priest: ....................'s old boss ... what ... what is this?

Tathagata: You ... your USB flash drive is only 16M ... with more than 3 grams of scriptures.

Tang Priest and His Disciples ...............................................

Tang Priest: Yes ... I bought it at a stall on 100. ....

Tathagata: Now you can buy four gold coins for 100 ... You'd better go back and I'll send it to you by QQ! !

The Tang Priest and his disciples: .......