The hilarious circle of friends in the New Year.

I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says "one more pack"

The spring breeze of reform is everywhere. In the new year, we must live up to expectations.

Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so every time I sleep late, I will order a snack to make up for it.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

5. I like to ask my husband with a straight face if I have nothing to do, and I have unexpected gains every time.

6. I'm a fish with a head-lifting pattern, a tear groove pattern and a decree pattern, which is called salmon for short. Because the lines are deep, it is a deep-sea salmon.

Seven. The new year has arrived. Don't call me for activities over one yuan. I'm busy.

If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

I am so handsome, mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

I tell you, the society is different now, and I am getting worse every day.

1 1. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I have to eat with my mouth.

Twelve. The sky is gray and wild, and the days when there is no money for the New Year are too long.

13. Go to the station to see a friend off. When he left, he rushed out of the station several times, but he was stopped by security personnel. I know he's reluctant. After all, I have his luggage.

Fourteen. Times have really changed. Now, watching the videos of young and beautiful young ladies on various live broadcast platforms every day makes you feel in love. Unlike before, I want to fall in love in person.

15. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

Sixteen years old. The Spring Festival is coming, and my eyes are more nearsighted. You can't see the money when you open your wallet.

Seventeen. "If you were someone else, would you like to know someone with yourself?" "You can't even think about it. How can you be so blessed? " .

18. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

19. My sister made my mother unhappy and my mother scolded me. My brother did something wrong and my mother scolded me. I was wronged, and my mother scolded me again.

20. Why do parents expect their children to go to college? Maybe that's why the child can get away. 2 1. New Year. I wish you all love, I am rich!

Twenty-two Are they all old? Where are they? I think so every time I eat hot pot.

23. Today, I trained my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "

24. The only person who said "Don't go" to me was my PE teacher: Don't go? Run! Go, go, go.

25. People should have a sense of ceremony. For example, I must check the balance before going to bed every night, and I will never be late the next day.

26. You must not challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it.

Twenty-seven The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat, the legs are thick, and the money is gone. I have lived a full life these years.

28. Many people say that I am cute and beautiful. I quickly went to cover their mouths. Don't publicize what everyone knows!

29.2 16 was fooled by monkeys for a year, failed to catch the chicken party in 2 17, failed to go out in 2 18, and survived like a pig in 2 19. I hope the mouse can come back in 220 years.